Hahahaha I missed this the first time but look at the look on Sessions face after he gives the now famous 'no contact with russians' answer to Franken. Apologies if posted already

This is why we should elect people who are not clueless and only surround themselves with more clueless people.

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Everyone in Texas knows Arkansas is bass ackwards and is only saved by the existence of Alabama.

Also we Texans don't have a lot of love for Colorado either. Oklahoma is a weird rivalry but also a kindred spirit.

christ what an idiot

https://twitter.com/DuncanWeldon/sta...07318927757312

lol "I came up with it a couple of days ago"

Trump: "Did you know we're the most taxed country in the world? And if you tax something alot, people will do less of it? Ever heard of the term the Laffer Curve?"
Response: "Ye..."
Trump: "It means that the more an activity is taxed, the less of it is generated. Have you heard of it?"
Response: "Ye..."
Trump: "I just came up with it a couple of days ago. Great theory, simply great."

Im unwell and cant face slogging through the full nauseating transcript. Someone do Gods work and pull out the good bits.

That has to be satire

"I came up with priming the pump"?????

That town hall last night was really something else.


https://twitter.com/daveweigel/statu...92220892602368

What is Trumponomics?

It very much has to do with trade. We have so many bad trade deals. To a point where I’m not sure that we have any good trade deals. I don’t know who the people are that would put us into a NAFTA, which was so one-sided. Both from the Canada standpoint and from the Mexico standpoint. So one-sided. Wilbur [Ross, the secretary of commerce] will tell you that, you know, like, at the court in Canada, we always lose. Well, the judges are three Canadians and two Americans. We always lose. But we’re not going to lose any more. And so it’s very, very unfair.

What a coincidence

And I was going to terminate NAFTA last week, I was all set, meaning the six-month termination. I was going to send them a letter, then after six months, it’s gone. But the word got out, they called and they said, we would really love to… they called separately but it was an amazing thing. They called separately ten minutes apart. I just put down the phone with the president of Mexico when the prime minister of Canada called. And they both asked almost identical questions. “We would like to know if it would be possible to negotiate as opposed to a termination.” And I said, “Yes, it is. Absolutely.” So, so we did that and we’ll start.

Trump has never primed a pump in his life.

Is this real? What phrase is he going to invent next? Maybe "trust but verify"?

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/presi...ry?id=47337222

for ****'s sake, these people

jesus ****ing christ

Morning Joe saying a WH spokesman is confident the Russia investigation will exonerate the president. This would be comical if the entire government isn't basically at a standstill (except for Russian infiltration of democracy and the Oval Office) while the president is FREAKING OUT trying as hard as he can to stop said exoneration.

The number of people going along with this nonsense is astonishing.

I'm concerned for everyone's mental state (including my own) when Trump's "shock and awe" strategy wears off and we're left with normal boring news again. This may sound silly, but the extreme boredom will rip people apart.

LOL Trump forgot to lie why he was holding back his tax returns

http://www.economist.com/Trumptranscript

Just a reminder: Kris Kobach is known in Kansas for covering up vote fraud that helped governor brownback keep his position during his last election. Kobach viciously attacked anyone who pointed out that the vote tallies were off, labeling them communists and feminazis. So his experience with rigged elections is more in the rigging department than the prevention or detection arena.

Must be a typo, should say executive order to suppress votes

Trump hasn't had a working pump to prime for years now.

I miss the Texas - Nebraska rivalry

"Pardon my French"

The deeper weirdness is that the thing the WH objected to is that the reporter was with the media taking photographs for public consumption. The thing they were fine with is the guy taking pictures of the Oval Office purely for Russian government consumption.

He'll release them. Not when he's out of office though. More like when he's out of options. Subpoena one time kthx.

just lol