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Originally Posted by sportsjefe
It's literally saying "Nobody likes the guy, of course I can fire him."
Seriously. Just trying to imagine how his phone call to Schumer went.
*Trump presses button to order a coke*
Trump: Jared, Ivanka get in here!
Jared: What are we doing tonight boss?
Trump: You kids always bother me to be nice to Democrats. I've got a great idea, great plan. Just the best. It's unbelievable. Believe me.
Ivanka: What is it Daddy?
Trump: Just watch
*Trump dials a number*
Trump: Hey Chuck. This is the Donald. Listen, you guys don't like this Comey chump right?
Chuck: Uh. Not really.
Trump: Well listen. I'm reading a 2 sentence summary of Nate Silver's Article. This guy says Comey won the election. Not me! Can you believe that? Did you know I got 306 electoral votes? It was amazing. Nobody can believe it.
Chuck: Ok...
Trump: So listen. I'm going to head over to the FBI and let him know he's gone. I'm going to point my finger at him and tell him "you're fired". I love those words.
Chuck: Are you serious?
Trump: Nah. That's a long walk. I just sent my bodyguard over with a note.
Chuck: ...
Trump: So you're going to go on that ***** Maddow's show tonight and talk about how great I am right? Who said we couldn't work together. Art of the deal. This is so much fun. Comey said he was done investigating me by the way. Told me 3 times. 3 times! Amazing! I'll talk to you soon. Bye!