How would that even be possible? You'd have to know every law on the books, something no single human knows, and have a perfect memory of where and when you broke those laws.

Edit: Oh it turns out the government is saying that any lie, at any time, no matter how insignificant, is enough to de-naturalize a person.

Ignorance is no excuse...

If that's true how did he create a successful tv show and win a nomination along with the electoral college?

Not enough lols on earth for this post.

Yeah this debate has been going on since the primaries. The guy is an absolute moron and anyone who thinks otherwise is not paying attention.

There are also, evidently, a large number of morons in the US as a whole, seeing as how he won the election.

idk ask mark burnett and vladimir putin

What? I thought this is a management summary? Is there not one person in the WH that knows you need a horde of lawyers writting law for a tax reform?

The 4D chess theories stem from his base's unwavering loyalty. As I've said before though, dumb bigoted people love seeing their dumb bigotry writ large. That's why they cling tighter the more absurdly he acts.

Another, more charitable view is that a bunch of his voters come from patriarchal family and community structures. They are taught essentially from birth that the angry old white guy yelling at the TV is the venerable fount of wisdom. Therefore, it makes sense and is even somewhat pitiable that people from these communities would support Trump, as he espouses the same simpleton solutions to complex problems - and probably in the same babbling and incoherent manner - as their local patriarch. The "Daddy" moniker speaks volumes imo.

If your parents are authoritarian, it's just easier to relate to Trump. It's that simple. My way or the highway resonates with people no matter how stupid it is.

but what about that time I limped with AA and took down that big pot?

Trump is for sure the guy who buys into 1/2 for $100. Is 90% VPIP and 0% pre-flop raise. He then gets in with aces in a 7-way pot with his $24 stack, loses then says "I'm so unlucky I never win even with aces" and blames all the awful players at his table as he storms out saying "I'm going to play higher limits where there are not all these donkies!"

His stack is one hundred $1 chips, yuge.

I'd like to see Spicy swallowed by a sand worm.

I'm all for this. Imagine what fun it would be watching the FLOTUS be de-naturalized and deported back to Slovenia.

And they all have a totes BFF who is totes black.

Well, you had a good run.

The point of the post was that if you nominate a good candidate aka Obama voters will come out and vote for you and if you nominate a terrible candidate, they won't not whatever straw man you are trying to argue against. The fact that 6 months later the left is still saying "it's the VOTERS fault that we nominated a terrible candidate" is exactly what I would expect from the party of no personal responsibility.

Just quoting this for a certain campfire...

Did anybody see the news clip of Trump's comments today on NAFTA and the phone calls with Canada and Mexico? Holy **** was it riddled with insecure lies and rhetoric to prop up his master negotiator image! Trudeau and Pena Nieto must be facepalming left and right.

probably excited they'll get whatever they want as long as they're ok with allowing trump to say he won.

Yeah, he won alright.

"*I* was about to cancel NAFTA over the next 2-3 days (lol Sat or Sun), but they called me up to say 'No, please don't do it Mr. PresiDaddy' so *I* decided that we'll just have to negotiate it instead. But if *I* find out that isn't the best deal for the United States and JOBS, *I'll* cancel NAFTA anyway!" *beats chest*

Problem is that despite what right-wing media says, there is no liberal media. Only the GOP has what's now state-run media. Democratic presidents don't get that. It's just another case of conservatives projecting their own weaknesses/villainy on others.

Unfortunately, the left in America don't want a propaganda network devoted to telling them everything they think is always correct. That's an exclusively right-wing thing. That stuff just doesn't do well to liberal audiences. See Air America.

See, the only problem with my Black BFF is that this one time he totes stole my GF who was totes from Canada.

I love how your argument is "We have such a ****ty president because of your side!" Bonus points for personal responsibility.

What about the personal responsibility of allowing Trump to win the GOP nomination?

Or do you just cherry pick your arguments like every other Trumpkin?

The former? A lot of stupid people with remotes.

The latter? The same stupid people using those remotes to turn on FoxNews.