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04-16-2018 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by cuserounder
I did not have lawyerly relations with that Cohen.

Fair and Taint Teamed
I think simply "Taint Team" is hard to pass up.

I also submit "Attorney-client?" or the less subtle "lol! It's Hannity!"
04-16-2018 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by eyebooger
Anyone have a Hannity-related trivia team name idea that I could use tonight?
Scrubbing Hannity's Taint

Which is basically what they are doing - going through the production to scrub out any tainted a/c emails with Hannity.
04-16-2018 , 05:19 PM
Pawn Hannity
Pwn Hannity
04-16-2018 , 05:21 PM
Damn, nothing on Breitbart yet. Dennis Miller with dumb #hottakes though.
04-16-2018 , 05:24 PM
Taint Misbehavin'
04-16-2018 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
Taint Misbehavin'
04-16-2018 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Hungry Hungry Hippos!!!
compliments of @darth

04-16-2018 , 05:35 PM
Team Inhumhannity

Spoiler:
inhanity
04-16-2018 , 05:40 PM
I think they're playing this now...

04-16-2018 , 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by fatkid
Sexy gold

Forget Fair and Balanced, the new tagline at Fox News should be "So, moving on..."

Roger Ailes? So, moving on...

Bill O'Reilly? So, moving on...

Sean Hannity? So, moving on...

FOX NEWS: So, moving on...
04-16-2018 , 05:42 PM
team hannity's secret aborted fetuses
04-16-2018 , 05:45 PM
Lol Hannity, what a boob
04-16-2018 , 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Louis Cyphre
Why would Hannity get involved with Russia? To spout pro-Trump/pro-Russia talking points? Wasn't he going to do that anyway?


Money. It’s always money.
04-16-2018 , 06:00 PM
Why would Hannity say Cohen never represented him? Is he assuming Trump will pardon him if he committed a crime?
04-16-2018 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
Why would Hannity say Cohen never represented him? Is he assuming Trump will pardon him if he committed a crime?
Because when dumb people think they are being accused of doing something wrong but they don't really understand what they just deny everything because they figure that's the safest path.
04-16-2018 , 06:10 PM
This pleases me.
04-16-2018 , 06:11 PM
I think the most likely path here is Cohen does so little legal work his lawyers told him that his AC claims were going to be super weak, so he went trawling through his rolodex trying to find people he could plausibly say were clients without fully realizing that this is big boy court against the FBI not bullying a stripper with an NDA.
04-16-2018 , 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by aoFrantic
The same reason Roger Stone did?
I guess I will finally have to watch "Get me Roger Stone".

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Originally Posted by TheHip41
Money. It’s always money.
Hannity is making tens of millions a year without breaking any laws. What could they offer him that is worth risking prison or least his cushy job? On the other hand why would the Russians offer him anything? That's like taking a prostitute to a dinner and movie. Hannity was going to put out anyway.
04-16-2018 , 06:13 PM
04-16-2018 , 06:13 PM
Like Hannity's line about how he never discussed anything with Cohen that involved a third party... what sort of conversations do you have with a LAWYER that don't involve anyone but yourself? Were you planning on suing yourself but wanted to run it past somebody? All law involves other people, that's why court cases have a "v." in them!

I guess maybe like, patent law? Was Hannity inventing **** in his spare time?
04-16-2018 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
Like Hannity's line about how he never discussed anything with Cohen that involved a third party... what sort of conversations do you have with a LAWYER that don't involve anyone but yourself? Were you planning on suing yourself but wanted to run it past somebody? All law involves other people, that's why court cases have a "v." in them!

I guess maybe like, patent law? Was Hannity inventing **** in his spare time?
Sean seems to be saying he just asked Mikey for sweet real estate tips, "almost" exclusively.


Hmmm...Maybe he flipped a mansion for twice what he paid to some oligarch who immediately leveled it or something.
04-16-2018 , 06:24 PM
Lulz turn in your badge Sean.

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Shepard Smith just said Sean "Hannity's producers are working to contact him" after word broke that the Fox News host is Michael Cohen's mystery third client.

"For us, the elephant in the room is that Sean Hannity is said to have been a third client of Michael Cohen," Smith said. "Hannity's producers are working to contact him" and, "We'll report on it when we know the rest of it."
04-16-2018 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Most likely scenario here has to be Cohen paid someone off for Hannity, Cohen got paid by the RNC or some other source.
Could be, but why would Hannity need Cohen? Don't tell me he couldn't find another slimy lawyer. Maybe Hannitynwas at Epstien's Island and they got a group deal.
04-16-2018 , 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
I think the most likely path here is Cohen does so little legal work his lawyers told him that his AC claims were going to be super weak, so he went trawling through his rolodex trying to find people he could plausibly say were clients without fully realizing that this is big boy court against the FBI not bullying a stripper with an NDA.
This is true, unfortunately. Hannity has better lawyers. He was probably just being nice to Cohen, and Cohen and his lawyers lied to the court to bolster their privilege claim.

The issue they brought on themselves now is whether Cohen is a lawyer at all, such that anything he said with Trump is privileged. He probably wins that issue, but it's now live.
04-16-2018 , 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by markksman
I wish I had a time machine to go back and watch Hannity’s show the day Cohen got raided.
you don't need a time machine. You just need a cable subscription. You can stream previous fox news shows on their web site, gonna go do this right now. This happened the ninth, right?

edit: just watched the first ten minutes, Hannity doesn't seem upset or shook at all. Just says Mueller investigation out of control, attorney client privilege busted, blah blah blah. Which is to say, exactly what you would expect him to say.

Last edited by SenorKeeed; 04-16-2018 at 06:47 PM.

      
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