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Old 04-02-2019, 05:50 PM   #13076
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Re: The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: State of Emergency

god even the secret service isn't immune from trump AIDS, she's not on the list and they let her in anyway, only gets caught b/c she claims she's there for an event that didn't exist.

All this incompetence yet the right believes the deep state is out to get Trump or whatever that nonsense is.
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Old 04-02-2019, 06:24 PM   #13077
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In the art of the deal book he said it was Sweden.

His base is probably quite German, that's why. His grandfather was born in (now) Germany though. Closest thing to the truth from him in awhile.

Would you believe he has an uncle with a Phd in electrical engineering from MIT?

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Yeah dude we all heard about the nuclear.
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Old 04-02-2019, 06:56 PM   #13078
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That oranges-origins video is just spectacular. ... You can tell he knows he's mangling it, but goddamn he keeps trying.
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Old 04-02-2019, 07:01 PM   #13079
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god even the secret service isn't immune from trump AIDS, she's not on the list and they let her in anyway
The USSS let her in because when they asked Mar-a-Lago security they said "Yeah, we have a member with that last name, must be a relative".
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Old 04-02-2019, 07:43 PM   #13080
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"Hi, I'm John Smith here for a round of golf at Mar-a-Lago."
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Old 04-02-2019, 08:37 PM   #13081
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There is no golf course on the property, so 50-50 that will work.
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Old 04-02-2019, 09:17 PM   #13082
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They do need to investigate the oranges of the investigation

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Old 04-02-2019, 09:32 PM   #13083
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#botxit #exbotit? can’t figure out a good brexit pun for the bot this sucks.
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Old 04-02-2019, 09:32 PM   #13084
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Grunge the last hundred posts but I find it utterly hilarious that in a thread littered with bad faith awful posters that the consensus worst poster ITT is literally the president of the United States
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Old 04-02-2019, 09:42 PM   #13085
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Grunge the last hundred posts but I find it utterly hilarious that in a thread littered with bad faith awful posters that the consensus worst poster ITT is literally the president of the United States
Look at the oranges of it.
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Old 04-02-2019, 09:47 PM   #13086
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Keep the bot. 2/3 of Trump's tweets would be posted here, anyway.
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Old 04-02-2019, 10:17 PM   #13087
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Yeah I see no reason to get rid of the bot. It's not like there's earth-shaking stuff going on every day, so the bot tosses us some softballs to knock around. I could do without the knee jerk "**** off" responses that don't contribute much, otherwise I think it's fine.
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Old 04-02-2019, 10:24 PM   #13088
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bot fan here too, honesty it’s 95% of the entertainment itt..
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Old 04-02-2019, 10:36 PM   #13089
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The bot is merely exacerbating the fact that the trump presidency is succeeding in destroying our discourse. There’s hardly even anything substantive to talk about anymore—should we really dissect how idiotic it would be to close the border? How much of an incompetent corrupt circus the whole administration is? None of this crap moves the needle anymore. This thread has run its course, but we can’t close it. Ever. It has subsumed reasonable discussion on actual issues not just in this forum but everywhere.

Leave the stupid bot imo. We might as well keep our eyes open as the house burns down.
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Old 04-02-2019, 11:00 PM   #13090
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The bot is merely exacerbating the fact that the trump presidency is succeeding in destroying our discourse. There’s hardly even anything substantive to talk about anymore—should we really dissect how idiotic it would be to close the border? How much of an incompetent corrupt circus the whole administration is? None of this crap moves the needle anymore. This thread has run its course, but we can’t close it. Ever. It has subsumed reasonable discussion on actual issues not just in this forum but everywhere.

Leave the stupid bot imo. We might as well keep our eyes open as the house burns down.
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Old 04-02-2019, 11:04 PM   #13091
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Re: The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: State of Emergency

Another day, another Trump official being nakedly racist and subversive of the Constitution on Fox News:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dhs-se...-table?via=rss

“It looks like Congress is not going to act because one party has a vested interest in changing the population and the other party is, in effect, controlled by people who want illegal immigration,” Carlson asserted. “So would there be a downside for the president to act unilaterally on that question or, for example, birthright citizenship? Would you be willing to draft an executive order eliminating birthright citizenship?”

The Homeland Security chief responded that Trump has been clear that it is “all on the table” and he’s serious about shutting down the border.

“Yes, everything is on the table,” she reiterated.
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Old 04-02-2019, 11:26 PM   #13092
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fwiw, changing the thread the bot posts in is exceptionally easy, so I'm fine w/ whatever majority wants (which seems to be keeping the bot here, but I think having its own thread would be fine too).
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Old 04-02-2019, 11:30 PM   #13093
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There is no bottom for these people.

Security clearance whistle-blower has dwarfism, so her boss, Carl Kline, retaliated by putting files where she literally could not reach them
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Old 04-02-2019, 11:31 PM   #13094
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Re: The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: State of Emergency

I mean Trump is pretty much trying to govern through twitter, so keeping the bot seems legit to me.
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Old 04-02-2019, 11:46 PM   #13095
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sigh media, Trump clearly didn't say that he personally thought wind turbine noise causes cancer. Was more of a mock, "can you believe they said this" though who the hell knows how his brain got to there.
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Old 04-02-2019, 11:49 PM   #13096
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Another day, another Trump official being nakedly racist and subversive of the Constitution on Fox News:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dhs-se...-table?via=rss

“It looks like Congress is not going to act because one party has a vested interest in changing the population and the other party is, in effect, controlled by people who want illegal immigration,” Carlson asserted. “So would there be a downside for the president to act unilaterally on that question or, for example, birthright citizenship? Would you be willing to draft an executive order eliminating birthright citizenship?”

The Homeland Security chief responded that Trump has been clear that it is “all on the table” and he’s serious about shutting down the border.

“Yes, everything is on the table,” she reiterated.
No way he shuts down the boarder the economy is the only thing keeping his presidency afloat.


+1 for the bot.
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Old 04-02-2019, 11:54 PM   #13097
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The bot is merely exacerbating the fact that the trump presidency is succeeding in destroying our discourse. There’s hardly even anything substantive to talk about anymore—should we really dissect how idiotic it would be to close the border? How much of an incompetent corrupt circus the whole administration is? None of this crap moves the needle anymore. This thread has run its course, but we can’t close it. Ever. It has subsumed reasonable discussion on actual issues not just in this forum but everywhere.

Leave the stupid bot imo. We might as well keep our eyes open as the house burns down.


It’s exactly this

I feel like Alex in ACO
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Old 04-03-2019, 12:00 AM   #13098
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I can't remember the title but I read a scifi novel where the new fangled SST crew were inexplicably dying of cancer and it turned out to be caused by sound beyond the range of human hearing. Ofc Trump must have gotten the idea somewhere else since I know he hasn't read any books.
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Old 04-03-2019, 12:46 AM   #13099
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Keep the bot please.
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Old 04-03-2019, 12:57 AM   #13100
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I think the bot is fine. I like that the tweets show up in a thread I'm always lurking anyways and I don't have to actually follow Trump on twitter or visit his twitter page to see his dumb tweets.
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