Gets out? Still too good for him.

Has there been a Brazilian president in the past ~30 years not arrested on corruption charges?

Nah, he’s reviewing the Muller Report with his staff.

Instead, we'll all get an education on the stages of dementia. He'll hold rallies til he's 90 at which point he'll be able to do little more than drool and **** his pants. And his fans will still love it.

I hope at the very least one of the tech guys in the White House replaced Trump's twitter app with a fake one that goes nowhere.

That would be terrible, his deranged tweets are the only thing keeping his approval rating in the 40s.

It's gotta be much more likely that goofy's bot crashed than trump hasn't tweeted in more than 10 hours!

Or go to his twitter page and see it's been 14 hours now. Whatever floats your boat.

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It probably took 14 hours to explain to Trump what the Golan Heights are.

jared getting looked at for using private email to conduct "official" business. it's amazing how much projection these people had and how they commit/have committed literally every possible crime/offense that they have talked about other people committing

Yup that's why they shriek so much and always sound so certain about everyone else's wrongdoing.

Wtf is this? Is it imminent?

Lots of chatter today, but who knows.

It doesn’t matter what it says.

Trump will declare victory, GOP turds will agree, we will all be outraged, nothing will happen, the end.

It definitely will be very cool and totally clear the president.

Foldn got through to Trump. He is signing an executive order today about free speech on campus lol.

In two internal memos, Marine Corps Gen. Robert Neller said the “unplanned/unbudgeted” deployment along the border that President Trump ordered last fall, and shifts of other funds to support border security, had forced him to cancel or reduce planned military training in at least five countries, and delay urgent repairs at bases.

Nobody cares more about our military (as props) than Trump!

Am I the only one who didn't know/remember that US Marines are patrolling the US-Mexico border?

In before trump insult tweets Neller.

Yeah thats not happening. Hopefully he loses, but it’s not going to be by a landslide.

I suppose none of these idiots realize that Trump was just talking about censoring SNL the other day. Chances any reporter asks him about it? I'd say about 3.50%.

i need a journalist to ask him to point it on a map and explain its strategic importance. would be great comedy.

"The Golan Heights, or Golan as I like to call it, is very important to Israel and to the US as well. Many people have been telling me to recognize it. So many people. They come up to me all the time, "Mr President, you should recognize Golan" Some people are opposed to it but they are anti-Semites and FAKE NEWS. You heard it here first folks, fake. Just like John McCain and his funeral. They begged me to allow the funeral. Begged I tell you. I didn't want him to have a funeral. I thought they should just throw the body in a ditch on the side of the road. But I allowed the funeral. No thanks from anyone though. Not a single person thanked me for allowing him to have a funeral. So blame the democrats for that."