Reminder that Jared and Ivanka claim to be super duper devout Jews

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There’s weather and climate all over the world guys.

This isn't outside the realm of possibility. Plenty of narcissistic/sociopathic people use the teachings of all manner of religions to rationalize their behavior.

It’s insane right. Luggage people seemed to imply I wasn’t the first.

In case anyone is wondering who this Elizabeth Pipko, voice of the Jewish people, is, she's a 23 year old model who 'came out' as a Trump supporter in January and suddenly became a prominent figure in the MAGAsphere, talking about how hard it was to be a conservative in the fashion industry, all the usual conservatives-are-the-real-victims spiel. Suddenly she's tapped to be the figurehead of this astroturf campaign to make millennial Jews leave the Democrats, similar to 'Blexit' and a bunch of other bull**** they've tried. Oh also her husband works for the Trump 2020 campaign. Her and the Jexodus twitter feature ringing endorsements from such friends of the Jewish people as Sebastian Gorka, retweets stuff with Qanon hashtags. Just hilarious. You love to see it etc

I will take the word from the leader of a group called “Jexodus”.

Right wing grifting is just so ****ing easy. What the hell am I doing working a real job.

Co-Founder of Greenpeace is not an authority on global warming.

Nancy is a magician. Hey we aren’t going to impeach. Guess what everyone is taking about today-impeachment!

Hey Mitch, have fun carrying this anchor into 2020. Either go down with the ship or get down on your knees and beg me to start impeachment proceedings.

There is no point to impeachment, politically or on policy. It almost certainly helps Democrats keeping an impotent Cheeto salient into 2020. Nancy is growing on me big time.

I love how he drops “Jexodous” as if we’re all supposed to know wtf that means.

For bad airports of any significance, Port-au-Prince takes the cake. I feel bad ****ting on Haiti, but wow. It does not function as other airports do with gates and what not; it’s chaos. I’ve been to places like Maputo and Havana and there’s no comparing.

Mexico City is quite bad considering the city’s prominence and wealth. They have slacked on maintenance since the new airport is supposed to be built; everything is broken and awful now. Both terminals have major issues.

For a super unecessarily nice airport I’ll throw out Marrakech or Lviv.

Many (most?) secular Jews' discomfort with Israel's behavior has always been on a pretty low simmer afaik. I really doubt this is an issue on which Trump's Jewish friends should want the heat turned up, but **** it, let's party.

Fun nugget from Haberturd’s latest gossip piece: Jarvanka doesn’t qualify for private military jet travel so they would just grab Mnuchin and his skank wife to go joyriding with them.

Damn she's actually kinda hot. Sorry guys I'm MAGA now #godemperor

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Put grandpa back to bed

....totally in my wheelhouse.

Who switched over to the sweet sweet right-wing grift in like the 80s.

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Thanks awval.

She's a near-lock to be nominated for Miss OOT next time.

What the actual **** are those Trump Tweets getting at? Reversing the trend of fewer accidents? Making it easier for hijackers? I can't think of an angle here.

To everyone complaining about airport food in the US all I can say is, don't visit Heathrow or Gatwick.

Of the cities so far not named, Charlotte also has a really nice airport with easy access. New Orleans was a dump, but it was nice to be welcomed by an actual live band at baggage claim. Not sure if they still do that but it was pretty awesome.

Still PSP is the best. Gotta love an open air terminal in the California sunshine.