I prefer John Oliver’s take that Trump thinks every business is handed down from one’s father and Fred Apple obviously passed the company on to Tim Apple.

I feel like some sort of civil war / purge is almost a necessity at the end of this because anyone who sees the clip of him saying Tim Apple and buys Trump’s explanation should be permanently exiled to a harsh and desolate island with only the bare necessities to survive.

After listening to that I also want tucker Carlson, his viewers and fans to also be sent to my exile island when this is all done. We can’t make the same mistake the north made after the civil war.

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He's not capable of laughing anything off.

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Most kids don't seem bothered by DST.

DST/BST is a total ****ing ballache to anyone who works with databases especially with international data. I have to spend literally 2 weeks a year fixing **** ups that result from the clocks changing.

Seriously, if he could just admit to it being a mistake and make light of it he'd actually come across relatively well (as we all know he's a ****wit) - but he just hasn't got it in him to do that.

Omg I support potus on this. MAGA

Obviously he doesn't actually think Tim Cook's last name is Apple. He knows it's not a family company. The words just tumbled out of his addled brain.

As a former pathological liar, cheat, and thief (I was a drug addict), I can tell you I was always particularly perturbed when blamed with something I didn't actually do. I was super mega pro at getting away with all my mis-deeds, everybody pretty much bought all my bull****, and then something would come along that it was impossible for me to cover because it wasn't actually my fault and I would be enraged. It was like "You idiots didn't catch all that other stuff I did and now you want to put THIS on me, you morons?"

So imo that's what's happening here.

For real.

Too narcissistic to acknowledge even the slightest mistake.

I mean no human being actually believes him, right? They either laugh at him or don't care about it.

Sure, sure. I mean saying “you too” when worker at the ticket booth tells you to enjoy your flight is embarrassing and no big deal. Pretending you meant it because you were using private shorthand for “you took good care of me and I certainly will if the rest of the employees are as nice as you” or you said it because you know they will fly again some day is pathological.

Tampa airport is the best I've been in.

Today is the day Trump became president

I like MSP and Cleveland a lot. Not sure which I hate more, LaGuardia or O'Hare

Is this the smartest Trump tweet in history? It has to be up there.

Aside from tomdemaine, DSL causes a "problem" one day a year.

We should go back to a day starting at sunrise.

He is going to start doing this to people on purpose so he can act like he does this all the time like how he keeps doing the nervous hand gesture thing that he did to mock the disabled reporter. I fully expect him to call someone Elon Tesla, Rupert Fox, or Mark Facebook in some 4d chess move.

I support getting rid of DST. Sign me up

Nah at least twice Micro

Rump not only lying about Tim Apple but waiting a full week to do it is so ****inh pathological

There’s a fair bit of research that shows incidence of heart attacks, accidents and accident-related deaths spike both when the clocks go forward and when they go back. All for no discernable benefit.

People don't complain the time when they get an extra hour of sleep.

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