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Old 03-08-2019, 06:23 PM   #10901
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Re: The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: State of Emergency

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Am I the only one assumed that Fox and Friends sounds like the name of a children's show, which is entirely appropriate given how much trump watches it?
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Old 03-08-2019, 06:25 PM   #10902
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Is there a single photo of that Donald and Melania public appearance where "Melania" is not wearing those sunglasses?
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Old 03-08-2019, 06:31 PM   #10903
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Is there a single photo of that Donald and Melania public appearance where "Melania" is not wearing those sunglasses?
I think the glasses just make her face look weird and like a different person, based on this older tweet:
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:01 PM   #10904
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:03 PM   #10905
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Re: The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: State of Emergency

When I die I really hope that Trump visits a cross set up in my honor, puts a look on his stupid face that says "this is what I would look like if I gave a ****....keep it up.....I'm a great actor....serious and sad....I am not sure how long to look at this but I hope they tell me when it is longer than Obama looked at these things..." while holding hands with a half-assed Melania look-alike so 50/50 twitter bots and deplorables can love the tweet of the picture.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:03 PM   #10906
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huh



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Old 03-08-2019, 07:06 PM   #10907
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Gorka is a fantastic idiot. I laugh every time I remember that account of him showing up randomly in WH meetings and starting in with "Well what Napoleon did here..." and people don't know WTF he's on about. Then people have to hold on to doorknobs and table legs to resist the gravitational pull of his hippo head.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:08 PM   #10908
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I swear to god these have to be shopped, how is his head that huge.


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Old 03-08-2019, 07:10 PM   #10909
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He was signing Bibles.

Got 4-1 on Trump winning from my brother Go Trump.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:13 PM   #10910
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:16 PM   #10911
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:18 PM   #10912
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I swear to god these have to be shopped, how is his head that huge.

Look at the size of Gorka's beard/goatee and imagine it on Hannity, it would cover his face from his eyes to neck. What kind of calories can that head go after does he have baleen
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:19 PM   #10913
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:22 PM   #10914
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Re: The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: State of Emergency

MC told the truth boys when acting along with Individual 1 from your Prez.... Its its... Dam I can't even find the words.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:22 PM   #10915
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Whoa there may actually be a Melania stunt double

Trump holding hands w a man will not play well with his base.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:26 PM   #10916
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I think Melanie's heels have sunk into the soft grass tbh that's making her look smaller.... Could account for what? 4 inches.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:29 PM   #10917
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Gorka is a fantastic idiot. I laugh every time I remember that account of him showing up randomly in WH meetings and starting in with "Well what Napoleon did here..." and people don't know WTF he's on about. Then people have to hold on to doorknobs and table legs to resist the gravitational pull of his hippo head.
Haha a few days ago I came across something Gorka related and I laughed so much. Miss Gorka and his cousin Sushi.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:31 PM   #10918
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i wonder if he notices that it's not melanio
 
Old 03-08-2019, 07:32 PM   #10919
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Maybe it is shopped. His hands are also gargantuan, but that would mean he's wearing flav-a-flav's watch.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:34 PM   #10920
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I think Melanie's heels have sunk into the soft grass tbh that's making her look smaller.... Could account for what? 4 inches.
She's wearing sneakers and the angle of the sun's accentuating her growing jowls.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:38 PM   #10921
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Why is she wearing sunglasses at a grave site or memorial or whatever it is? So rude.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:38 PM   #10922
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It's Melania's non-union Mexican equivalent.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:39 PM   #10923
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0% chance that's Melania.

I mean would she ever allow herself to be in public without makeup?
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:44 PM   #10924
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TIL there's actually a "Military Challenge Edition" of the Holy Bible.

I'll go ahead and assume that global sales of this edition are concentrated mostly around the United States.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:44 PM   #10925
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Melania's the one on the right:

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