Hot take: is Cohen testifying now, in the most public forum possible, so he doesn't get shanked by Daddy's goons inside for what he might possibly say, because there will be nothing more to say?

shanking would be about sending a message to others

also it was cohen that arranged the shankings, trump is too dumb and lazy.

Awval is Jim Jordan

Were there any HANNITY questions?

i mean, i'm ok with undocumented immigrants being disqualified from purchasing firearms. what's the tough spot that i'm supposed to be in? full disclosure: i know nothing about this amendment.

Can we get a supercut of all the ****ting on Donny Junior?

cohen: trump said frequently that nobody on earth has worse judgment than don jr

cohen: don jr wouldn't do **** without daddy's approval

cohen: don jr is inept and isn't trusted the way ivanka is

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED

Starting with some ownage of that dip**** about foreign governments is nice.

Jfc hes doubling down

Yeah, so much Roy content to 'laugh' at I forgot about that one.... LOL!

"Has Trump ever used racial slurs in your presence?"

one time AOC please

Great line of questioning

GOP got nothing. Safe seats using this opportunity to get on trumps good side and everyone else yields time or throw a bunch of softballs before moving on.

Sad part is Dems blowing this too.

But it’s okay, Cohen’s on the job.

Gomez doing ok.

Lol using tweets as evidence. Sure you want to set that precedent boys?

why do these morons keep asking to enter speculative news articles into the record? ****ing stupid.

WOOOOO HERE WE GO

Time to bring the noise

hahahaha she's literally taking names in preparation of kicking ass

She's the real deal

Cohen's been waiting for this line of questioning. AOC stepping up.

AOC's final question: "Mr. Cohen, does Donald Trump have a butthole?"