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Old 02-21-2019, 09:06 PM   #8701
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China gave 16 more trademarks to Ivanka including voting machines.

Excited for Georgia's state of the art Ivanka Trump voting machines. Not only is your vote for Trump sure to be counted but it'll count for 2!
lmao Trump Voting Machines. because when you hear the name Trump, your first thought is "legitimate election"
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Old 02-21-2019, 09:56 PM   #8702
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Ivanka is a c-word
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Old 02-21-2019, 10:09 PM   #8703
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Trump Claims His Wall Is Being Built. It’s Just a Replacement of Old Barriers.
The section of the barrier that Mr. Trump showcased this week was not new construction, but rather replacement for existing fencing. The money for the steel-slatted barrier came from a congressional appropriation in 2017, not from newly authorized spending in the recent deal that averted a government shutdown, or from money the president is seeking to take from other federal projects under his national emergency declaration from last week.

A construction contract for the replacement bollard fencing was awarded on Jan. 22, 2018, to a company in Montana, according to a news release from United States Customs and Border Protection.

“The area of the border wall replacement will be a 20-mile section of existing vehicle barrier located just west of the Santa Teresa Port of Entry and extending westward” in New Mexico, the release said. “The existing barrier will be replaced with an 18- to 30-foot-high bollard-style wall.”
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Old 02-22-2019, 12:06 AM   #8704
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Posting a story about how trump is lying is like posting one about how the sun will rise tomorrow.
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Old 02-22-2019, 12:45 AM   #8705
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What bugs me about this is that it's completely unnecessary in his case.

I have taped my tie before, but that's only in a situation where that loop that the skinny part gets tucked into gets torn off/damaged and therefore can't do it's job. I use one piece of tape going across the back of the tie.

That part is still intact on Trump's tie, so he doesn't need the tape. Now, I see a piece of tape on that loop, which might mean that it is broken. In that case, YOU'RE A ****ING BILLIONAIRE (supposedly) AND THE POTUS AND CAN GET A NEW TIE IN LIKE 30 SECONDS! If it's not broken and that's just more tape, then that's more stupidity.

Cliffs: It's not so bad to tape a tie if you need to, but he doesn't need to, so he's dumb.
I had a Trump brand tie (bought like 8 or 9 years ago likely from a Ross or Nordstrom rack or some ****.) The loop came off, but I used a small safety pin instead of scotch tape. I never imagined that was classy, but it beats the billionaires I guess. I may still have it somewhere. If I can find it should I shoot it with a handgun, or maybe pay a hooker to pee on it?
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Old 02-22-2019, 01:26 AM   #8706
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Old 02-22-2019, 01:33 AM   #8707
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Pretty much impossible to have a top five or top ten. Every time I am reminded of another one I nod my head.

I think it would be such an excellent coffee table book.
I would snap buy this. it would go right next to my copy of "Disorder in the Court" as prime bathroom reading.
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Old 02-22-2019, 02:39 AM   #8708
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North Korean salute may not be the funniest looking, but is definitely the worst photo ever taken of him from a historical and norms perspective. The ****ing sitting President of the United States of America saluting a North Korean General. Jesus ****ing Christ.
Yeah, I agree with this. I was ranking by funniest.

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I had a Trump brand tie (bought like 8 or 9 years ago likely from a Ross or Nordstrom rack or some ****.) The loop came off, but I used a small safety pin instead of scotch tape. I never imagined that was classy, but it beats the billionaires I guess. I may still have it somewhere. If I can find it should I shoot it with a handgun, or maybe pay a hooker to pee on it?
I, too, had a Trump brand tie - it was from about 10-12 years ago. The loop came off mine, too. What a couple of suckers we were buying Trump brand products.

I searched for it to destroy after the election, but I couldn't find it. Yeah, yeah, maybe it falls under destroying my own **** to own the Trumpers, but I wasn't going to post about it on social media... Just at this point the most satisfaction I could get out of a Trump branded tie would be to watch it burn.
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Old 02-22-2019, 03:12 AM   #8709
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North Korean salute may not be the funniest looking, but is definitely the worst photo ever taken of him from a historical and norms perspective. The ****ing sitting President of the United States of America saluting a North Korean General. Jesus ****ing Christ.
Depends if he goes down as a puppet. Then the submission to Putin one or when the Russians were in the oval office will beat that out.
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Old 02-22-2019, 05:50 AM   #8710
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lol at your Trump ties. wtf?

Hopefully his stupid wall will be just as badly made as his rotten ties.
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Old 02-22-2019, 07:50 AM   #8711
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Old 02-22-2019, 08:22 AM   #8712
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Do you guys throw pink dildos at the faces of politicians the way they do in NZ?
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Old 02-22-2019, 08:28 AM   #8713
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Do you guys throw pink dildos at the faces of politicians the way they do in NZ?
No, we just use the famous laconic Australian wit.



Abbott was leader of the Opposition at the time.
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Old 02-22-2019, 08:32 AM   #8714
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Oh there was this guy as well, after the end of Abbott's time as PM:

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The court heard Labe had been drinking at the Whaler pub in Salamanca Place when he saw Mr Abbott walk past.

Labe, who has worked as a DJ under the name "Funknukl", told his friends he wanted to headbutt Mr Abbott.

When he saw Mr Abbott walk past a short time later, Labe followed the former prime minister and asked if he could shake his hand.

When Mr Abbott extended his hand, Labe grabbed it and headbutted him, before walking off and saying "you f***ing deserved it".
I drank at the Whaler last time I was in Hobart, I didn't know until now that that's where it happened.

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The Hobart DJ was arrested the next day and told police in an interview there was no one reason for his actions.

“I just hate Tony Abbott,” the court heard he told police. “I can’t specify anything.”
Fair enough.
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Old 02-22-2019, 08:38 AM   #8715
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If there are protests - and I imagine there will be - I might head along, check it out. I'm guessing they'll have him locked down pretty tight though.
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:12 AM   #8716
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:15 AM   #8717
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Please let this be Jr indictment day.
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:16 AM   #8718
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It’s happening!
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:56 AM   #8719
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:15 AM   #8720
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It gets lost in all the madness, but Don Jr. 100% lied to Congress and, absent complete abdication of duty by Mueller, is getting indicted eventually.
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:16 AM   #8721
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NJ Senate passes bill that would keep Trump off 2020 ballot unless he releases tax returns
The New Jersey state Senate on Thursday overwhelmingly voted to pass a bill that would keep presidential candidates off the state’s 2020 ballot unless they release their tax returns.

The controversial measure would deny candidates for president and vice president a spot on the state ballot if they do not publicly release five of their most recent tax returns at least 50 days before the general election in 2020.

The bill, if passed, would also bar the state’s electors from voting for candidates for president and vice president as part of the Electoral College system if they choose not to comply with the legislation.
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:24 AM   #8722
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Is that constitutional?
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:41 AM   #8723
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Afaik there's nothing in the US consitution that dictates how a state chooses its electors. It doesn't even have to be by popular vote.

Article II: "Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors..."

Edit: Not so sure about that last part denying the appointed electors the right to vote for anyone they want though.

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Old 02-22-2019, 12:02 PM   #8724
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Old 02-22-2019, 12:03 PM   #8725
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A WSJ editorial??? Yes I will get right on that
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