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Originally Posted by cuserounder
1. Yes or no - were you aware as a private citizen that the president watches a lot of cable news? (It's been widely reported, press him if he says no.)
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"I deeply appreciate the question congressman and understand why this is such an important issue for you and I think it's important to give you a precise answer to this question. First of all, as I sit here today, I'm greatful to represent the great men and women of the Department of Justice who work tirelessly every day to keep hard-worling Americans safe. As you know, I was appointed as Acting Attorney General in December of the year of our lord 2018 by the President of the United States of America, Mr. Donald J. Trump in accordance with the Federal Vacancies Reform Act of 1998, which was passed by the House of Representatives by a vote of 333-95. Prior to that I had the great honor of serving as chief of staff under General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, a man who I deeply admire and..."
"Yes or no!"
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"I'm sorry congressman, I truly respect Congress's important oversight responsibilities and I'm trying to accurately answer your question, so as I was saying, I was a US States Attorney before joining the Department of Justice, where I tried many cases for the great people of of the State of...oh, I think your time has expired."