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I am excited that this absolute TITAN of law is now entering the legal battlefield. He's a fumbling, incompetent, moist ham in a suit. His performance at his last news conference reminded me of a spooked bird guarding a nest as you creep forward; just how close can we get before this terrified, wide-eyed nervous ***** bolts for self-preservation?

Is he going to have a pile of gym towels next to him as he Patrick Ewing-sweats up there? He aggressively sweats, bet you can hear a *pop* every time a rivulet of sweat appears, probably sounds like Rice Krispies up close. I wonder if he's been instructed to "go Kavanaugh" if he gets cornered, confused or flustered? He likes LIFTING and JESUS CHRIST and ACCOMODATING TOILETS and MAKING PANORAMAS WITH DAD and breaks pens in his sausage fingers for emphasis. I hate you Whitaker. I hate you and all your Trump-affiliated toilet grifters and wish for you to experience a personal disaster and suffer through lifelong regret, shame, and misery.

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well for 1 minute anyway before it's back to me me me.

I just don't know who's trolling who anymore.

National Enquirer tried to blackmail Bezos but he told them to f off.

LOL AMI, they are burying themselves.

holy ****....good for Bezos....I hope the FBI shuts them all down for extortion.

Was Bezos wearing blackface in the dick pics?

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AMI guy is absolutely going to jail, this violates the agreement they made to escape the Stormy debacle.

What a Pecker

Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like much will happen to AMI.

Who ****ing emails their crimes? Lol they already ****ed Bezos marriage what leverage did they think they had on the guy who has like all the money in the world?

**** ya Bezos. You go.

We have to both stand up to this type of extortion and destroy the idea that a nude selfie is something shameful.

ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE:BEZOS HAS DICK N BALLS

It really is a laughable attempt by AMI to manipulate Bezos. "We've got a picture where your boner kind of shows!" isn't exactly something to strike immediate fear. I don't think people in general give an F and I don't see how this shows any cause for concerns in Bezos's judgment, which seems to be their claim that the photos are "newsworthy."

I feel like if I were Jeff Bezos I would probably pay for a camera team to follow the responsible parties around for the next 5 years and just live-stream their entire lives on Twitch.

Cuomo is such a ****in idiot. He is seriously on TV right now arguing that Bezos move could be considered self serving because it might make AMI less likely to release photos.

Idiot tries to both sides everything.

“Things Jeff Bezos could legally do to ruin AMI scumbags lives” is a really fun thought exercise.

Let me get this straight, Bezos is a billionaire who owns the nation's greatest investigative journalism outlet, and this Pecker dude thought he could blackmail him with noodz via email?

Hadn't seen this posted yet - Whittaker confirmed to testify tomorrow 9:30am.

Also, what the heck is up with the Saudi angle? Is that new? I feel like I missed an episode.

Greg Oreo - take it to The Abortion Thread!