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Old 01-31-2019, 11:09 AM   #6051
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:10 AM   #6052
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FFS, doesn't this guy have work to do?
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:23 AM   #6053
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Ah yes, nothing makes us safer than an "enemy" in financial chaos.

This also means he's calling himself weak and passive with Russia, right?
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:23 AM   #6054
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FFS, doesn't this guy have work to do?
executive time is work time.
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:31 AM   #6055
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BUILD THE WALL
CRIME WILL FALL

will definitely fit on a hat, honestly someone here should get on it
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:32 AM   #6056
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Complete financial devastation of a potential middle eastern ally with a population of 80 million? Great success!
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:33 AM   #6057
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lol even Chiefsplanet is mostly in favor of making Election Day a holiday. The smarter ones know they should be against it, but they can’t articulate a reason why.
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:52 AM   #6058
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1. Announce that a new, bigger, badder, scarier CARAVAN is coming to INVADE us.

2. Send the military to defend us from this illegal, scary, intimidating CARAVAN.

3. Proclaim a national emergency to get funds for the BIG, HUGE, BEAUTIFUL WALL.

4. Tell the Supreme Court that the proof that it's an emergency is that you sent the military. Cite classified intel or something.

5.

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won't fit on a hat and acronym BAWACWF not catchy

BAWHEID better.
Build A Wall, Immigrants They're a Deadly Army Bringing Assassins

Da bang da bang diggy diggy.

Spoiler:
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:00 PM   #6059
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♫ Kushner's still there, she's all gooooooooone ♪

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Old 01-31-2019, 12:04 PM   #6060
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♫ Kushner's still there, she's all gooooooooone ♪

"In her EEOC complaint, Newbold, who has a rare form of dwarfism, accused Kline of discriminating against her because of her height.

Her complaint states that, in December 2017, Kline moved security files to a new location that were too high and out of her reach. "You have people, have them get you the files you need; or you can ask me," he told Newbold, according to her complaint.

Two sources who did not want to be identified confirmed that Kline had moved files out of Newbold's reach"


seriously?
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:10 PM   #6061
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"Look, I got you an exercise trampoline, what more do you want?"
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:15 PM   #6062
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Not the least bit surprising. Remember the Trump staff icing (chugging Smirnoff) stories? A bunch of frat boy idiots.
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:21 PM   #6063
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BUILD THE WALL
CRIME WILL FALL

will definitely fit on a hat, honestly someone here should get on it
Would work better as a Tshirt.

Front: Build the Wall *picture of beautiful wall with searchlights and barbed wire.*

Back: Crime will fall *picture of wall with a mound of dead/exhausted brown people piled at the bottom. Scary MS-13 looking gang member off to the side with a tear rolling down his cheek as he releases a captive woman with her mouth/face taped shut*
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:22 PM   #6064
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From
BIG BEAUTIFUL CONCRETE WALL
to
SOLAR PANEL WALL
to
SEE THROUGH WALL
to
STEEL SLATS
to
REPAIRING EXISTING FENCING WHERE IT IS NEEDED
to
THE WALL ALREADY EXISTS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:43 PM   #6065
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"In her EEOC complaint, Newbold, who has a rare form of dwarfism, accused Kline of discriminating against her because of her height.

Her complaint states that, in December 2017, Kline moved security files to a new location that were too high and out of her reach. "You have people, have them get you the files you need; or you can ask me," he told Newbold, according to her complaint.

Two sources who did not want to be identified confirmed that Kline had moved files out of Newbold's reach"


seriously?
This is of course highly illegal, where’s the “laws will save us” crowd and would they care to wager if there is any accountability here?
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:51 PM   #6066
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Old 01-31-2019, 01:02 PM   #6067
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"S&L"

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Old 01-31-2019, 01:07 PM   #6068
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Imagine being the dumbest trump. Like even other trumps (the dumbest people alive) think man Jr is pretty dumb. What a life.
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Old 01-31-2019, 01:14 PM   #6069
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So basically we have:

1. North Korea isn't building nukes, but Iran is

2. Maduro is an illegitimate ruler, but Putin isn't

3. Climate change isn't real, but the 'crisis on the border' is

4. Canada and Mexico are horrible trading partners, but Saudi Arabia isn't


Only things missing are some Iraqi WMD's and a US version of Brexit and the admin would have the superfecta of government policy based on outright lies.
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Old 01-31-2019, 01:15 PM   #6070
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Imagine being the dumbest trump. Like even other trumps (the dumbest people alive) think man Jr is pretty dumb. What a life.
I've always had a weird feeling that there an even dumber and uglier Trump kid that they never released to the public. Like living in the Mara-a-lago basement or something.
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Old 01-31-2019, 01:16 PM   #6071
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This woman's church is in nearby Apopka, they were looking for an accountant a while back on ZipRecruiter, I see why now.

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Old 01-31-2019, 01:24 PM   #6072
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All intensive purposes etc at least make a kind of sense. Wtf does he think s&l stands for in this context?
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Old 01-31-2019, 01:29 PM   #6073
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She's also married to the keyboardist from Journey
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Old 01-31-2019, 01:33 PM   #6074
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S 'n L
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Old 01-31-2019, 01:40 PM   #6075
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lol even Chiefsplanet is mostly in favor of making Election Day a holiday. The smarter ones know they should be against it, but they can’t articulate a reason why.
Don't remember who tweeted it, but i saw someone say that we should agree to not make another federal holiday for voting because McConnell thinks is a power grab, but instead move Veterans day observance to the first tuesday after the first monday in November. Who can argue with that.
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