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Old 01-27-2019, 12:32 AM   #5551
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I honestly canít decide if Iíd prefer death, resignation or impeachment. All seem inferior to just watching Nancy own him for 2 years.
death will come soon enough, make him suffer first
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Old 01-27-2019, 12:36 AM   #5552
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You guys are falling into the DS habit of over-theorizing. Ffs look at the data:
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Women are tied up, they're bound, duct tape put around their faces, around their mouths," Trump riffed. "In many cases they can't even breathe. They're put in the backs of cars, or vans or trucks."

He added: "They don't go through your port of entry. They make a right turn going very quickly. They go into the desert areas, or whatever areas you can look at, and as soon as there is no protection they make a left or a right into the United States of America.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usa...amp/2680641002

It isn't just left. Could be right depending on how they follow the fenceline. This is like coyotes 101.
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Old 01-27-2019, 12:54 AM   #5553
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https://i.imgur.com/zHP1DZl.gifv

any photoshop wizards able to edit nancy and trump's faces into this video? (it's worth clicking)

kid didnít realize they were kickboxing...
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Old 01-27-2019, 01:03 AM   #5554
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Hispanics in that poll: 18% approve, 73% disapprove
Is this the beginning of a trend?
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Old 01-27-2019, 01:21 AM   #5555
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These are all good theories about left turns guys but I still need the ****ing answer. WHY IS HE SAYING LEFT TURN?
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Old 01-27-2019, 01:33 AM   #5556
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I only realized yesterday itís some dumb (probably imagining heís being really clever) poke at the libzz. they make a LEFT turn, get it? Never RIGHT, they go LEFT! HAHAHA!

Iím dead serious this is what it is. I was talking about a tree traversal with a trumpkin coworker and he made a joke about how his code only had a problem when it traversed the LEFT side of the tree not the RIGHT in that same smarmy trump way, and thatís when I got the idiotic joke.
Did you point out that his issues were more likely to do with ****ty code than the computer becoming a sentient AI, choosing to fail on left branches to troll the libs?
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Old 01-27-2019, 01:34 AM   #5557
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Hah, I checked my phone during intermission of to kill a mockingbird tonight and this was the first thing that popped up.
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Old 01-27-2019, 01:43 AM   #5558
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lol, Jacob Wohl has a piece on Gateway Pundit talking about how his dad, who is apparently a criminal defence attorney (!!!) is offering pro bono representation to Roger Stone. You remember Jacob Wohl, he was that guy who made an extremely strong claim to be the dumbest ***** alive.

The comments on Gateway Pundit are hilarious:

Mueller's.... uranium delivery?

These guys have stopped even pretending to be trying to find out what's real, their reaction to everything is just to write down their fantasies about it.
I'm suprised he's got time to attend his mensa meetings.

I was catching up on him earlier and see that his (no doubt) attempt to get himself a page on wikipedia may be backfiring...
  • Delete, June 15, 2016, Insufficiently notable. Promotional article.
  • Delete, April 4, 2017, Insufficiently notable. Promotional article.
  • Keep, 31 October 2018
The 1st was created by 2 SPAs - which I gather are single purpose accounts - Jacob and his Dad? Not sure about the other 2 as I don't know how to properly decipher the edit pages if that info is on there anywhere.

Some highlights from the discussion of no3...
  • Althoungh the existence of this article may give unwarranted attention to this teenage clown who definitely outsmarted himself, the incident and its resulting reports is significant enough. Especially when he is under FBI investigation. All we need is to avoid PR edits per usual practice. I just can't wait to cement him into the list of hoaxes. Comical gold.
  • This fellow has now applied his talents in multiple fields so it's no longer WP:BLP1E. It will be interesting to follow his accomplishments as he moves into, say, the art world or medicine


In the last couple of days he's called for
  • The invasion of Cuba, Venezuela and the UK.
  • Extradition of Barack Obama to Israel.
  • Accused the Dems are trying to recruit a Ruth Bader Ginsburg body-double for the State of the Union
  • Is not entirely convinced that not being at war is a good condition for US.
  • Is a preeminent expert on women.
  • Thinks the Wall should be made from gold - "Sure, it would be more expensive, but it would also never depreciate".
  • Was offered full-ride scholarships by the best universities in the country - (turned them down obviously)
  • + lots more whining, failing and flailing about.


I was under the impression that irony was not strong in the US but he had a major moan about how it's not right for students to lumbered with ~$130k debt - but never misses an opportunity to dump on Bernie and AOC for being commies.

We haven't seen the last of this wunderkid
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Old 01-27-2019, 02:30 AM   #5559
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Nancyís keeping her pimp hand pretty strong these days.
Outstanding! Nancy "Pimp Hand" Pelosi. Mistress of the House.
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Old 01-27-2019, 02:59 AM   #5560
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Trump gets credit from his base for holding out. And he knew that the credit would be proportional to the square of number of days the shutdown lasted. However there was also a "cosmological constant" involved (which I know you know about since you are a disciple of Tegmark) that Trump had to take into account that starts small, about 2% of the other force, in the opposite direction. But Trump realized that this opposite force was proportional to the CUBE of the number of days as workers started to attend food banks.

So from day one Trump knew that the shutdown's maximum effectiveness in making his was base happy was simply the solution to the equation 2x -(3x squared)/50 =0 . He decided to go a couple extra days just in case.
Even DS is stepping up his game.
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Old 01-27-2019, 03:11 AM   #5561
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Only maga people should work at Trump properties guaranteeing the experience is as horrible as possible.
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Old 01-27-2019, 04:04 AM   #5562
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I was too fearful to do it myself with the new rules but someone should start:

Hispanics in that poll: 18% approve, 73% disapprove ---:--- What does it mean?
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Old 01-27-2019, 04:57 AM   #5563
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I was talking about a tree traversal with a trumpkin coworker and he made a joke about how his code only had a problem when it traversed the LEFT side of the tree not the RIGHT
never forget that many conservatives are the victims of extreme humour undernourishment as a kid, and that this can have devastating results as they progress through life

i sometimes watch derpers on youtube, and there's never a smile or a humourous moment. just wall to wall 'economic meltdown is coming to america and bernie sanders wants ms13 want to rape your daughter'
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Old 01-27-2019, 09:23 AM   #5564
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Old 01-27-2019, 09:26 AM   #5565
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Old 01-27-2019, 09:45 AM   #5566
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Old 01-27-2019, 09:49 AM   #5567
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Old 01-27-2019, 09:51 AM   #5568
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Yes those are numbers.
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Old 01-27-2019, 09:52 AM   #5569
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Definitely cite or ban on those precise numbers on illegal immigrants and their specific daily cost.
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Old 01-27-2019, 09:59 AM   #5570
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they're telegraphing this one pretty hard. he's going to try and declare nat'l emergency to shut down investigations of him and cancel elections due to fake claims of illegal aliens voting

we're going to get tested on this
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Old 01-27-2019, 10:00 AM   #5571
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Old 01-27-2019, 10:43 AM   #5572
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I counter with the poker master. This guy has to be ****ing trolling.

I have Bill Mitchell right next to Sarah Sanders on the Mt Rushmore of ****ing *******s.
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Old 01-27-2019, 11:10 AM   #5573
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Supercomputers know that 17*6=102...
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Old 01-27-2019, 11:12 AM   #5574
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Old 01-27-2019, 11:15 AM   #5575
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The people streaming across the border to commit violent crimes and smuggle drugs are also taking the time to vote in huge numbers? That's amazing, they're doing better than us!
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