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Old 01-26-2019, 03:53 PM   #5476
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People with narcissistic personality disorders are obsessed with strong borders.
From sea to shiny sea they love hookers and wee.
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Old 01-26-2019, 04:16 PM   #5477
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You mean you can just keep quiet and not incriminate yourself? Why doesn’t someone tell Giuliani this?
According to Comey, he was told early in his days as a prosecutor "The most dangerous place in New York is between Rudy and a microphone."
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Old 01-26-2019, 04:20 PM   #5478
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People are sayyying that Mexico is Payyying!
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Old 01-26-2019, 04:44 PM   #5479
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Old 01-26-2019, 04:53 PM   #5480
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:08 PM   #5481
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They told him to quit saying wall but he can’t help himself. Only trumpets like the wall, everyone likes steel slats sir.
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:11 PM   #5482
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How has nobody, ever, asked this fool exactly how a wall will protect against any of these things, even in the slightest?
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:12 PM   #5483
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:13 PM   #5484
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This is the good **** right here.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/yo...mpression=true

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Trump is so relentlessly dishonest and so plainly diminished and so sorely overmatched that, at this point, he can only be taken at his word. This isn’t to say that you should believe what he’s saying, although you surely don’t need me to tell you that. It just means that what he does, from here until whenever his helicopter leaves the White House lawn for the last time, will never be anything but what it appears to be.
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:18 PM   #5485
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Bahahahaha
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:32 PM   #5486
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How has nobody, ever, asked this fool exactly how a wall will protect against any of these things, even in the slightest?
Well, just as the Aztecs never invented the wheel, modern Mexicans still haven't invented the ladder, so a wall will totally work.

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Old 01-26-2019, 05:37 PM   #5487
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:41 PM   #5488
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taunting unemployed americans, nice
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:00 PM   #5489
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Nancy’s keeping her pimp hand pretty strong these days.
Yeah she has real POS.

Ooops
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:01 PM   #5490
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I thought "barrier" was the new hotness.

BUILD A BARRIER & STOP DRUG CARRIERS!
Build a divide, let it slide!
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:02 PM   #5491
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Checkmate, fish!

11 years on this site and someone finally explains poker to me.
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:03 PM   #5492
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:05 PM   #5493
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Livingston Parish is the place that is too racist for your casual racists.
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:09 PM   #5494
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build a wall and watch trump's ratings fall

wait, that's not right

have a shutdown and get letdown!

errr no, that's not it

an ogre tells you to get a loan at kroger

man I'm bad at this
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:16 PM   #5495
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Checkmate, fish!

What every live fish ever says when they get caught bluffing.
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:24 PM   #5496
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:33 PM   #5497
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What every live fish ever says when they get caught bluffing.
Every live fish says “checkmate fish” when they get caught bluffing?
 
Old 01-26-2019, 06:52 PM   #5498
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Checkmate, fish!

Damn, how much for coaching?
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Old 01-26-2019, 07:01 PM   #5499
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Just to Resistance troll someone should put 4 female Dems on playing cards and respond back with 'oops 4 queens' or something.
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Old 01-26-2019, 07:09 PM   #5500
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