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Old 01-10-2019, 11:24 PM   #2576
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Wheels and axles aren't really all that helpful when you don't have horses to pull carts and the jungles and mountains make roads extremely difficult.
Mayans has massive systems of roads and bridges which were very advanced. Their roads, called sacbe, were made of concrete, had raised beds and were often almost as wide as modern roads.

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Old 01-10-2019, 11:32 PM   #2577
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I've seen that cartoon dozens of times but I haven't seen it in probably close to 20 years, and it suddenly made me laugh again. Larson indisputably greatest goat of all time goats.
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Old 01-10-2019, 11:40 PM   #2578
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I've seen that cartoon dozens of times but I haven't seen it in probably close to 20 years, and it suddenly made me laugh again. Larson indisputably greatest goat of all time goats.
100%.
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Old 01-10-2019, 11:43 PM   #2579
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Watterson > Larson, dont @ me
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Old 01-10-2019, 11:46 PM   #2580
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Watterson > Larson, dont @ me


Never heard of watterson, but Iím going with no
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Old 01-10-2019, 11:48 PM   #2581
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Calvin and Hobbes yo
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:00 AM   #2582
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Watterson > Larson, dont @ me
Legit most insane post itt history and Trump has like 1000 posts in here!
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:04 AM   #2583
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Apples and oranges. Strips and single panels are different beasts, they can both have goats.
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:18 AM   #2584
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Sinaloa Cartel one time
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:19 AM   #2585
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Apples and oranges. Strips and single panels are different beasts, they can both have goats.
This is the correct take
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:20 AM   #2586
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[QUOTE=goofyballer;54677803]In unsurprising news, Trump has no idea what "the Middle East" is:

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Old 01-11-2019, 12:21 AM   #2587
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THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE WHEN READ IN ENGLISH.
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:22 AM   #2588
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:23 AM   #2589
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:26 AM   #2590
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300 americans being lost in mexico each week sounds kinda high tbh
I remember when I was a yute there was a Texas A&M student who disappeared while in Mexico by the name of Mark Brown. Was huge news in Texas at the time and may have even been tied to other disappearances. As a drunk college kid in South Padre on Spring Break we still went to matamoros all the time.

I even got interviewed on the local news asking me why we were going to Mexico and if we were scared. Answers were obviously cheap beer and lol 20 year old is invincible.

Later on they did find a weird cult like compound with many buried bodies, some of which may have been used in rituals.

So in my lifetime I know of at least one American who disappeared in Mexico.
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:28 AM   #2591
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Yeah, this looks correct:



Amazing that nobody has ever thought of trying a supply-side crackdown on drugs before. How stupid are we, folks? The world is laughing!
The bad part is almost no drugs would be stopped by building a wall because drugs are not walked across the desert for the most part.
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:30 AM   #2592
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Where do you think India is?
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:36 AM   #2593
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Where do you think India is?
Trump thinking Pakistan was in the Middle East probably wasn’t even the dumbest thing he said in the last five minutes.

Edit: Possibly in the last 5 sentences.
 
Old 01-11-2019, 12:40 AM   #2594
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Where do you think India is?
to the east of pakistan?

*i mean it seems to be the closest place to middle east without being technically middle east, coulda been worse. Trump probably thinks Haiti is in Africa.


I doubt half of the people I know would get it right tbh
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Old 01-11-2019, 01:03 AM   #2595
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Lol - looks like Trump used Melania’s gun as a prop at the border. The first picture is Melania in front of Trump’s old jet. The second is from today.



I'm guessing these were weapons that were supposedly seized at the border? I guess he couldn't find the prop from the Man with the Golden Gun?
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Old 01-11-2019, 01:28 AM   #2596
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Trump administration lays groundwork to declare national emergency to build wall
The administration is eyeing unused money in the Army Corps of Engineers budget, specifically a disaster spending bill passed by Congress last year that includes $13.9 billion allocated but not spent for civil works projects, two people with knowledge of the developments said Thursday.

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The list includes dozens of flood control projects in areas affected by recent natural disasters, including the Texas coastline inundated by Hurricane Harvey and parts of Puerto Rico battered by Hurricane Maria.
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Old 01-11-2019, 01:29 AM   #2597
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So melania was never attractive.
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Old 01-11-2019, 01:29 AM   #2598
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So not only did they put down a literal trump owned gun down there, among other things noted in the thread like the magically clean AR over there.

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Old 01-11-2019, 01:33 AM   #2599
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So melania was never attractive.
Looks like Putin in a wig.
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Old 01-11-2019, 01:42 AM   #2600
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Is that not Putin in a wig? Legit thought it was a photoshop. Still not sure.
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