No irate tweets yet. Hanoi isn't that far away. Could there be a problem with the speed of light?

Tbf it's probably smart to wait til after the hearing.

Vietnam might have twitter blocked like we should consider doing.

Pelosi:



Gaetz, retrieving his shinebox and quote tweeting above:

LMAO at Gaetz apologizing to Pelosi on Twitter.

I can only imagine how his peers will joss him for being a betacuck to Pelosi

After reading the Cohen opening statement, I hope Democrats have their game plan organized (LOL at me for even hoping they're that smart).

It's going to be tempting to just hammer Russia over and over, but he has explicitly told them he has no direct knowledge of it. They should obviously do their due diligence on any other indirect knowledge he has, but there are a lot of threads in that statement. Some are valuable in terms of investigations, but others are valuable in terms of political theater.

Some questions:

- You described some of Trump's racist comments in your presence about African-Americans. Have you heard him say derogatory things about other races? Can you give examples?

- You told us that President Trump said black voters were stupid. Did he ever insult other groups of voters in your presence, and can you give examples? (Follow up potential on: religious right, farmers, Trump supporters in general, women.)

- You described making an illegal hush payment to Stormy Daniels to cover up an affair. To your knowledge, has President Trump at any point in his life made efforts to cover up other affairs? Have any of these affairs resulted in pregnancy? To your knowledge, has Mr. Trump ever paid for an abortion or encouraged someone to get an abortion?

- To your knowledge, did Mr. Trump make any other efforts, payments or threats to keep any other information from becoming public as part of his effort to run for public office?

- Going back to the hush payments. Did the president take steps to try to shield himself from legal jeopardy in how the payments were made? Did the president take steps to hide the payments from the public? To your knowledge, did the president know the payments were illegal when he directed you to make them?

- To your knowledge, has President Trump ever participated in or directed others to participate in any money laundering schemes?

- Do you know of the existence of any recordings or documents that are not currently public that would be politically or legally damaging to President Trump? What about damaging to his reputation?

Someone should ask him if he ever talked crap about his supporters. I know he has done this.

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By talked he means he brought it up and they humored him then talked about his bone spurs behind his back.

Hey remember when we tried to genocide your country for basically no real reason?

Yeah we kind of remember that. Our children are still often born deformed from your chemical weap-

Well this one guy said he participated in that genocide but he was really lying and he didn't participate at all. What a loser right?

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using "he had other clients also" as one of his defense points

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FYP

Pence and Trump both out of country. Throw up walls and have extensive criminal vetting process. (Hope those of you abroad can tolerate thus burden).

Yeah does he not get he s using the twitter wrong?

And lol twitter not insta suspending someone openly committing felonies on Twitter.

He had two other clients both related to you.

I do appreciate you giving the ok for all your previous lawyers to spill the tea on you.

Cohen worked directly for trump as part of the trump organization.

In for the Don Jr humiliation!

hmm. no smoking gun revelations then. the stormy daniels and moscow tower stuff is bad and probably criminal, but we know about it already and it's not moving the needle. the rest is like, yeah big shock, the president is a racist conman lol.

Yeah. His cultists are not deserting him because of anything in that statement. Aside from anything else, they can write most of it off as lies. The only thing I remember being well documented was the hush money repayment. If there was anything else then it was so boring that I've already forgotten it.

I mean, this is during his presidency.

he will get cleared of all charges or some very minor slap on the wrist.

republicans dont get in trouble for this stuff. look at roger stone.

jfc you are actually defending ivanka here wtf.

and no, what they were doing was not in any way "selling" something. it was straight up extortion. wtf do you think happens if the driver is like, nah I'm good even one time?