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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
It sure would be something indeed if the most divisive, hate-mongering person alive won a Nobel Peace Prize
Why not? Obama won one bro. For what? He like gave Uranium to our enemies and wore a tan suit this one time. I mean for ****s sake he ONCE EVEN ATE A BURGER WITH DIJION MUSTARD!
Who cares if President Extension of Hannity's Ideas says a racist thing or two to millions of people live or on the twitters?! Who hasn't? He's just too honest!
Except when the liberal media quotes him directly... then he was just kidding and he's actually really smart and meant the opposite of what those idiot fake news people said.
I mean how can I trust CNN? It must be fake. Not all the people I see on there look like me and that's scary. How can some non-white person tell me what to think?! They don't know how hard my life has been as a rich white person.
Okay okay I'm done. Had to let some of it out.
Sadly this is basically a parody of conversations I have with my immediate family and sister's in laws. They're completely gaslit (lighted?). None of these ****s will even believe if he gets impeached. I'm ****ing serious. They'd probably still watch him speak from prison.