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Almost all self-education, God bless the modern internet. I come from a long line of atheists but I read the Bible when I was young and the poetry of the King James version is almost unparalleled and, possibly more importantly, Jesus had righteous leftist bona fides, so I was a fan. I liked the idea of thinking about religious texts from a leftist atheist's secular perspective, hypothetically being able to better accept them knowing it's all just allegory and parable. Reading the Quran and learning about Islam didn't come until later when I found out that Muhammad was actually just Jesus With A Sword, and the internet caught up so I could dig through footnotes.
...No, not really. Mohammed was a much-married man of blood and power, and Our Lord wasn't. The Koran is Mohammed's Mein Kampf. It is the personal credo of a military dictator (except that Mohammed, unlike Adolf, probably never even wrote it, and it was cobbled up by his fan-followers).
My late friend Clarissa was married when young to someone called Salman Rushdie. By 1989 they were long divorced, and Clarissa was living with their young son Zafar a few streets away from me. On 14 February that year, Valentine's Day, police armed with machine guns crashed into their house and took charge because Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran had just pronounced a 'fatwa' on Salman, a death sentence.
This death sentence had been deliberately procured by a group of British Muslims based at Regent's Park Mosque, calling themselves the UK Action Committee, and they had done it by faxing to Khomeini's office the passages from Salman's novel The Satanic Verses which made fun of Khomeini (called 'The Imam' in the novel), as well as the passages which made fun of Mohammed and his writing and subsequent disowning of what are called the 'Satanic verses' of the Koran.
And for this, a hostile foreign power proposed to theaten my friend and her child, and British Muslims, who had already burned the book at demonstrations, Nazi-style, were unanimously in favour of the threat.
The Koran is just Mein Kampf in Arabic.