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Nevada Rancher Hilarity: The Tragic Death of Y'All Qaeda's Tarp Man Nevada Rancher Hilarity: The Tragic Death of Y'All Qaeda's Tarp Man

04-29-2014 , 07:15 PM
The video is pretty hilarious.
04-29-2014 , 07:16 PM
I hope all these people actually lose their freedom and spend the rest of their lives in prison.
04-29-2014 , 07:22 PM
lol at the "West Mountain Rangers of Montana" - 0:26

You have to chose a sinister name. Something that will sound good in a history book in 100yrs.
04-29-2014 , 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
That's like some ****ing Syrian Civil War ****. That's terrifying. You can't even drive from your farm to town and back without private citizens stopping you and demanding your papers?
Yeah, if that's accurate it can't be allowed to stand.

In before "yeah but random govt checkpoints within 100 miles of the border" when 1) they aren't comparable and 2) that policy sucks too
04-29-2014 , 07:32 PM
There's gotta be a distrubingling high number of those dudes who simpy aren't going to be happy if this doesn't end in a gun fight. This is what they've been living for, and what will validate everything they've done up until now. We're here to save the GOD DAMN US OF A and well, if you could so kindly provide us somebody who it needs saving from, we'd shoot them.

It's nutter Lollapalooza (seriously google, THAT's in your dictionary and some obvious word I can't remember but wasn't isn't?). So just ****ing send in a Tank to close to the show and let's see what happens.
04-29-2014 , 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Money2Burn
Militias are now setting up check points in Nevada.



Bonus video interview with one of the militiamen in which he likens Bundy to George Washington.
I recommend some low-altitude surveillance drones. Not to bomb them by any means, but just to troll them a little bit at least. Maybe provoke one of them into shooting at federal property?
04-29-2014 , 07:41 PM
Please let this happen:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/bu...become-reality

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The plan is for BundyFest, beginning Sept. 5, to be held across the street from Bundy’s ranch in Bunkerville.

The festival will need no permits, Shealy says on Facebook, nor any actual rules. Even full nudity will be permitted in the gay-friendly festival. Basically, make your own rules.

Bad news — there won’t be restrooms. “You’re free to let it all hang out right there, just like Bundy’s cattle, right there in the Virgin River, if you want to,” Shealy said.
04-29-2014 , 07:43 PM
In b4 the gov't just surrounds the idiots by securing like a 1 mile radius perimeter, sniper shooting our their tires. Then TEAM FREEDOM goes looking for someone to shoot at, gets killed and becomes internet libertarian hero material for generations.
04-29-2014 , 08:08 PM
I like the idea of trolling them with drones.
04-29-2014 , 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Money2Burn
The letter also says militiamen have a presence on state and local roads as well as federal highways. In some areas, according to the letter, militiamen have set up checkpoints where drivers are stopped and asked to provide a proof of residency.
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
Holy ****
This is OKAY because these are LOCAL Gestapo, not federal ones. If the locals of Bundytown Nevada or whatever their place is called are upset they can easily move to the next town over where militiamen haven't taken over.
04-29-2014 , 09:48 PM
Armed private militias, stopping you at a checkpoint soon.
04-29-2014 , 09:55 PM
At the end of the video linked to on the Gawker article, the militia spokesman drops the mic by citing ambiguous Supreme Court dicta, without a hint of irony, and walking off. It was great.
04-30-2014 , 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by schu_22
DVaut, are you a lawyer? -1200 you're a lawyer.
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Originally Posted by Deuces McKracken
Project management is my guess.
I'm both, fwiw
04-30-2014 , 12:30 PM
This is a "stand your ground" case waiting to happen. Honestly seems if your driving down the road and some random dude with an assault weapon had put a roadblock out in front of you, that would meet whatever threshold you need to reasonably believe your life is in danger.
04-30-2014 , 02:09 PM
In which case of course the militia man would be justified defending himself and we have finally arrived at the libertarian Wild West fantasy.
05-01-2014 , 12:41 PM
Seems the militia are all turning on each other now

http://gawker.com/nevada-ranch-milit...ium=socialflow
05-01-2014 , 12:46 PM
feds implementing agent provocateurs
05-01-2014 , 12:53 PM
The video of those militia men deliberating is painfully stupid, and terrifying to listen to. They are ****ing crazy, incredibly stupid and they have lots of guns. I'd be terrified if I lived out there.
05-01-2014 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by AussieJack
Seems the militia are all turning on each other now

http://gawker.com/nevada-ranch-milit...ium=socialflow
Barack Obama like, third level thinking FTW. I both kind of didn't imagine this but it's like the only possible outcome, right? Congrats to the federal government if this is headed in that direction. So the BLM deescalates, get their dudes out of there and out of harms way from those crazy ******s, leave the armed paranoid militia ****** types to their own devices, and in what, less than 2 weeks, they are almost engaged in armed civil war with each other over the paranoid fantasies they're imagining their compatriots are all engaged in against each other.

Huge society win if like half of these dudes shoot the other half and everyone ends up in jail for just bickering amongst themselves and shooting each other. Hope no innocents get in the way of these dudes playing out their Wild Wild West fantasies in the desert.
05-01-2014 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by AussieJack
Seems the militia are all turning on each other now

http://gawker.com/nevada-ranch-milit...ium=socialflow
There's a really amazing Christopher Guest movie that could be made out of all of this.
05-01-2014 , 01:41 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and take credit for starting those drone rumors. Trololololololol
05-01-2014 , 01:53 PM
I mean the "Oath Keepers" acted on "intel" from "some dude who called us, from Texas" so it seems like you can agitate the **** out of these fellas without much work. I propose something like "you know the 6969th Airborne Division of the Seal Team Six Barack Obama had a mere 4 hours away from Libya that he COULD HAVE SENT to save Benghazi but DIDN'T? He has repositioned them to an undisclosed location just outside the Bundy Ranch and they are awaiting a GO ORDER to ambush once the 9th degree black belt Grand Master of the Illuminati gives Obama the go-ahead. Just a heads up."
05-01-2014 , 01:57 PM
It wouldn't take a c-list evil genius to manipulate a bunch of people who dream of having a reason to shoot somebody into firing on each other. I'm thinking may just paint one of those $20 radio shack remote 'copters black and fly it around the camps a bit.
05-01-2014 , 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Dids
There's a really amazing Christopher Guest movie that could be made out of all of this.
Oh god please make this happen
05-01-2014 , 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Money2Burn
The video of those militia men deliberating is painfully stupid, and terrifying to listen to. They are ****ing crazy, incredibly stupid and they have lots of guns. I'd be terrified if I lived out there.
They've talked themselves into believing they're actually in the middle of an active war. And because of that, their deserters deserve to shot in the back!!!

It'll be interesting to see how this de-escalates since in their minds they're in the middle of something very big and important.

      
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