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Originally Posted by Roonil Wazlib
Someone with loads of spare time should make an index of it so those who never saw it could skip to the relevant/good parts
Pretty please
Since I had alot of posts ITT, it went something like this...
Normal people: it's a little weird you guys are like really into defending the Confederacy, there are no other oppressed people in the world, now or historically? You guys should consider different tactics, it's shameful.
Confederate apologists: what are you guys even talking about, the Confederacy, was that a thing? I don't remember.
Normal people: Alot of you used to you know, cite Rothbard and used to have Rothbard avatars on your 2p2 profile, didn't you remember he was this huge Confederate apologist? Alot of you used to write long tomes about how awesome and necessary the Confederate cause was.
Confederate apologists: Confeder...Rothbard? Who's that?
Normal people: Remember your avatars? Cheering on Borodog copy and pasting long Rothbard passages? Well there's Rockwell too, Thomas DiLorenzo, Ron Paul, a bunch of other huge creeps that you guys all cite all the time defending your ideology that are also into Confederate apologia, that's like the same phenomenon.
Confederate apologists: We'll have to look into that...
Normal people: Well, OK, but anyway, a good idea would be to stop talking about the Civil War, most normal people don't find it this great moral conundrum and didn't think the South was on the moral side of it...
Confederate apologists: But the North invaded!
Normal people: Yeah but the South had slaves, slavery of black people is bad, slavery was a huge blight on America, it's an unqualified good to have it ended.
Confederate apologists: suspension of habeus corpus!
Normal people: Yeah but the South had slaves, slavery of black people is bad, slavery was a huge blight on America, it's an unqualified good to have it ended.
Confederate apologists: So many people died! For what?!
Normal people: Yeah but the South had slaves, slavery of black people is bad, slavery was a huge blight on America, it's an unqualified good to have it ended.
Confederate apologists: Lincoln could have bought the slaves and ended everything peacefully?
Normal people: That economically doesn't make sense since each slave will cost more and more to buy out, it's also a pretty hugely morally repugnant thing to bail out slaveowners with money for their chattel, also probably not, all the contemporary accounts of Confederates indicate they were willing to die to preserve the right to enslaving people, we even know that was probably true because like literally hundreds of thousands of southerners died to preserve the right to enslaving people
Confederate apologists: Slavery was
just about to run its natural course and end without bloodshed before the north started firing.
Normal people: orlyowl.jpg --> pilesofdeadconfederatesoldiers.jpg
Confederate apologists: Are we even sure slavery is bad?
Normal people: Yes.
Confederate apologists: It's kind of like giving black people free food via food stamps. The real slaveholders are people who support welfare.
Normal people: lolno
Confederate apologists: The North didn't like black people either!
Normal people: OK? They weren't actually enslaving them.
Confederate apologists: But black people still have pretty bad lives!
Normal people: Mostly because alot of racists still exist, notably many of them are into Confederate nostalgia, anyway, that doesn't justify anything the Confederacy did or you defending them.
Confederate apologists: Lincoln was the real racist!
Normal people: What does that have to do with you defending the Confederacy?
Confederate apologists: Lincoln was not the hero you make him out to be.
Normal people: What does that have to do with you defending the Confederacy?
Confederate apologists: Lincoln sold poison milk to school children!
Normal people: What does that have to do with you defending the Confederacy?
Confederate apologists: The Civil War didn't even have anything to do with slavery! It was about Lincoln wanting POWER because the federal government is evil!
Normal people: Why did Jefferson Davis write that the Civil War had everything to do with slavery? Why is the Confederate Constitution littered with these really strong defenses of the right to own slaves?
Confederate apologists: General Lee like even once wrote a letter casting doubt about the institution of slavery.
Normal people: What does that have to do with you defending the Confederacy?
Confederate apologists: You're forgetting the importance of the 1857 Georgia Tariff Cotton Refudiation Act that was actually the powder keg for Northern Aggression, not slavery, which was always completely incidental to everything.
Normal people: I don't think any of that actually sounds correct but what does that have to do with you defending the Confederacy? You couldn't find some other band of separatists to support except the racist slave holding ones?
Confederate apologists: The important thing is keeping power local! That's what we support!
Normal people: So that power can be used to enslave people?
Confederate apologists: The important thing is local people control everything, not some distant federal government.
Normal people: So that power can be used to enslave people?
Confederate apologists: Why do you even keep talking about slavery and the South? None of us have ever even known anything about the Civil War ever.
Normal people: What about Rothbard, he wrote this huge disgusting thing about how awesome Dixie was and he's like central to your ideology?
Confederate apologists: Who's Rothbard?
...rinse, repeat forever.
Last edited by DVaut1; 04-27-2014 at 11:30 AM.