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Nevada Rancher Hilarity: The Tragic Death of Y'All Qaeda's Tarp Man Nevada Rancher Hilarity: The Tragic Death of Y'All Qaeda's Tarp Man

04-24-2014 , 10:24 AM
Ha my pony is slow and dead, but lol Bundy
04-24-2014 , 10:46 AM
BBBBUUUNNNDDDDYYYYY

I'm going to start a "We Won't Let You Say Racist Things To The Media" public relations firm aimed at conservatives. I plan on being richer than the Koch brothers in three years.
04-24-2014 , 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by steelhouse
The reality is being a rancher is probably the easiest job in the world. You put cattle out and you just cull them.
Alright, I didn't even read the rest of your post, but this statement is one of the most moronic things I've ever read. Every rancher ever has worked harder than you ever have in a single day of your miserable life
04-24-2014 , 10:49 AM
Are racist remarks even a political problem at this point? These guys probably get the best of both worlds where they denounce the "regrettable" remarks or whatever so that the somewhat less racist crowd will be mollified while the true racists won't actually be turned off by some denouncement because they know "what people actually think." The right wing seems to have taken a position that "maybe slavery wasn't so bad" so I'm hardly shocked when people make statements like this anymore. Black people want welfare, white people want to work hard is basically policy at this point.
04-24-2014 , 10:51 AM
Do you guys think the reporter started salivating as soon as Bundy said the n word?
04-24-2014 , 10:53 AM
Oh Lordy, chiefsplanet is going to bat for this guy. I shouldn't t be surprised, but damn.
04-24-2014 , 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Omar Comin
BBBBUUUNNNDDDDYYYYY

I'm going to start a "We Won't Let You Say Racist Things To The Media" public relations firm aimed at conservatives. I plan on being richer than the Koch brothers in three years.
I have said for ~5 years now, ever since RP MANIA 2008, like you could start an incredibly profitable PR firm directed at racial sensitivity training for aspiring right-wing politicians. Would not even be hard, no special knowledge required, just like common sense for how not to be a total jackass. Suggested sessions and breakout group topics include:

"Don't Call Them 'The Negros': The History of Words Meaning Things"
"Black People Don't Like It When You Say They Are All Lazy and on Welfare: A Case Study on Human Nature""
"Genetics and Your Pet Views on Genetic Inherent Inferiority: Better Left Unsaid"
"Slavery: Wasn't Actually Good for Blacks After All"
"Basketball: A Fun Sport To Watch and Play, In Fact"
"The Civil War: Why Everyone Else Thinks the Good Guys Won"
"Zip a Dee Doh Dah, My Oh My, Blacks Aren't Inferior in Every Way (Film Study): A Screening of a bootleg copy of Song of the South and an Explanation for Why Disney Won't Release It For Public Consumption"

Maybe at the end of it you have a nice meet n' greet networking session with actual black people where aspiring right-wing politicians can try talking to them without offending them, total moneyback guarantee if you can't do it.
04-24-2014 , 11:02 AM
lol, awesome post
04-24-2014 , 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by DVaut1
I have said for ~5 years now, ever since RP MANIA 2008, like you could start an incredibly profitable PR firm directed at racial sensitivity training for aspiring right-wing politicians. Would not even be hard, no special knowledge required, just like common sense for how not to be a total jackass. Suggested sessions and breakout group topics include:

"Don't Call Them 'The Negros': The History of Words Meaning Things"
"Black People Don't Like It When You Say They Are All Lazy and on Welfare: A Case Study on Human Nature""
"Genetics and Your Pet Views on Genetic Inherent Inferiority: Better Left Unsaid"
"Slavery: Wasn't Actually Good for Blacks After All"
"Basketball: A Fun Sport To Watch and Play, In Fact"
"The Civil War: Why Everyone Else Thinks the Good Guys Won"
"Zip a Dee Doh Dah, My Oh My, Blacks Aren't Inferior in Every Way (Film Study): A Screening of a bootleg copy of Song of the South and an Explanation for Why Disney Won't Release It For Public Consumption"

Maybe at the end of it you have a nice meet n' greet networking session with actual black people where aspiring right-wing politicians can try talking to them without offending them, total moneyback guarantee if you can't do it.
You'll never make money if you're refunding everything.
04-24-2014 , 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by rjoefish
You'll never make money if you're refunding everything.
Touche.
04-24-2014 , 11:08 AM
hahahahahaha
04-24-2014 , 11:09 AM
Like, Karl Rove managed to rob $300 million from establishment Reublicans last election alone. Whoever is the Tea Party/Libertarian version of Karl Rove could easily make double that using DVaut's buisness plan.
04-24-2014 , 11:11 AM
Dvault just wafflecrushing the thread.
04-24-2014 , 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
Oh Lordy, chiefsplanet is going to bat for this guy. I shouldn't t be surprised, but damn.
Samples plz.
04-24-2014 , 11:22 AM
bawhahahah, say what you will about Chait, sometimes he's good. References a classic Onion article that explains everything about everything. Hat tip to huehuecoytl for linking to it in the LC thread:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...be-racist.html

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I’d argue, it’s not exactly a coincidence that Bundy also turns out to be a gigantic racist. Just like Ron Paul’s longtime ghostwriter turned out to be a neoconfederate white supremacist. And like the way Rand Paul’s ghostwriter also turned out to be a neoconfederate white supremacist. Presumably all these revelations have struck Tuccille as a series of shocking coincidences. Why do all these people with strong antipathy toward the federal government turn out to be racists? Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
A classic Onion article and perfectly apt here: Why Do All Our Friends, Coworkers, Ghostwriters and Political Champions Turn Out to be Abject Racists? By Rand and Ron Paul
04-24-2014 , 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by DVaut1
So, ipso facto condicio sine qua non ex officio Glenn Becko, the federal government can have NO black Presidents and cannot take a cow or even have a BLM because the Founders didn't write that down, it's just common sense...
Just a note- I noted with surprise that Glenn Beck (as shown on a clip in the Daily Show) actually pointed out on his program that he thinks the rancher is wrong here and is a moocher.

When Glenn Beck is against your side and you're a RW nutjob, you gotta wonder.
04-24-2014 , 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Turn Prophet
I love how he thinks black people simultaneously have too many kids and abort their babies.
and this is coming from a man who has 14 kids
04-24-2014 , 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by DVaut1
I have said for ~5 years now, ever since RP MANIA 2008, like you could start an incredibly profitable PR firm directed at racial sensitivity training for aspiring right-wing politicians. Would not even be hard, no special knowledge required, just like common sense for how not to be a total jackass. Suggested sessions and breakout group topics include:

"Don't Call Them 'The Negros': The History of Words Meaning Things"
"Black People Don't Like It When You Say They Are All Lazy and on Welfare: A Case Study on Human Nature""
"Genetics and Your Pet Views on Genetic Inherent Inferiority: Better Left Unsaid"
"Slavery: Wasn't Actually Good for Blacks After All"
"Basketball: A Fun Sport To Watch and Play, In Fact"
"The Civil War: Why Everyone Else Thinks the Good Guys Won"
"Zip a Dee Doh Dah, My Oh My, Blacks Aren't Inferior in Every Way (Film Study): A Screening of a bootleg copy of Song of the South and an Explanation for Why Disney Won't Release It For Public Consumption"

Maybe at the end of it you have a nice meet n' greet networking session with actual black people where aspiring right-wing politicians can try talking to them without offending them, total moneyback guarantee if you can't do it.
04-24-2014 , 12:14 PM
Chiefsplanet gold:

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Originally Posted by jjjayb
Good thing our media decided to go to work again. Too bad they don't investigate the left as vigorously as they defend someone who dare be a conservative.

How do you infer he is a racist from that statement? He's 100% right. Democrats have created a new plantation with their ideology. Democrats were and still are the party of slavery. Open a history book.
04-24-2014 , 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Chiefsplanet gold:
I love how this unintentionally links back to a Rambo thread in BBV4L from 2009
04-24-2014 , 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DVaut1
bawhahahah, say what you will about Chait, sometimes he's good. References a classic Onion article that explains everything about everything. Hat tip to huehuecoytl for linking to it in the LC thread:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...be-racist.html



A classic Onion article and perfectly apt here: Why Do All Our Friends, Coworkers, Ghostwriters and Political Champions Turn Out to be Abject Racists? By Rand and Ron Paul
In the same vein, The National Review goes to bat for Bundy saying his views on race can be separated out from his anti federal views.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewir...racist-remarks

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"Mr. Bundy's racial rhetoric is lamentable and backward," Williamson said in an email. "It is also separate from the fundamental question here, which is the federal government's acting as an absentee landlord for nine-tenths of the state of Nevada."

"I very strongly suspect that most of the men who died at the Alamo held a great many views that I would find repugnant; we remember them for other reasons."
Fair enough, but let's go to the tape

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The issue of slavery became a source of contention between the Anglo-American (called that because they spoke English) settlers and Spanish governors. The governors feared the growth in the Anglo-American population in Texas, and for various reasons, by the early 19th century, they and their superiors in Mexico City disapproved of expanding slavery. In 1829 the Guerrero decree conditionally abolished slavery throughout Mexican territories. It was a decision that increased tensions with slaveholders among the Anglo-Americans.

After the Texas Revolution ended in 1836, European Americans greatly increased the enslaved population in the Republic, and later the State of Texas as they encouraged settlement and developed more acres under cultivation in cotton and other commodities.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histo...avery_in_Texas

Oh wow it's almost like Texans anti federal stance towards the Mexican government was also tied up in slavery and its continuation.

Of course the National Review writer doesn't praise the Alamo because the Texas government would have continued slavery but it's indicative of how this anti federal sentiment has historically been tied to white supremacy and the continuation of oppression of minorities and how blind right wingers can be to the wider context.

Last edited by Huehuecoyotl; 04-24-2014 at 12:35 PM.
04-24-2014 , 12:32 PM
More CP gold:

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I find it suspicious more than amusing. Guy is gaining traction and support in his personal rebellion against the government and suddenly there's an article that paints him as the worst possible type of person in today's society — "a racist."

If the government wants to paint you as a pedophile or a racist, or whatever else ... they can and will.

Maybe the guy is a racist. It has little to do with the case at hand, but it will chase away his support.
04-24-2014 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Turn Prophet
Samples plz.
Hard to copy paste on the phone, but you can go to the cp forum and lurk and see for yourself.
04-24-2014 , 12:47 PM
04-24-2014 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by DVaut1
Right. Exactly. For the moment, it's a "winning" issue for the GOP because the image (for the moment) is aggrieved nice white cowboy versus Black President and his faceless bureaucracy being busybodies on America's ranches, playing out only in theaters politically active libertarians care about. It's red meat for the right-wing base in the midst of a story that only the right-wing base is paying close attention to. In that context, it's safe enough for Rand Paul and Dean Heller to jump in and fan the flames and hold these clowns up as the paragon of freedom fighting virtue against Mean BaBlack Blackbama taking white people cows.

Once you shine the spotlight on these creeps, the fact that they're repulsive nutters becomes interesting and could become problematic for the GOP but since (for the moment) the feds have deescalated everyone will go away and stop caring again. They got lucky the Bundy types probably are showboating a little bit and if they're lucky, probably won't open fire. If they did, all the political calculus above probably goes out the window, the press has a field day documenting how America's Racist Creep Libertarian Class finally acted out their Turner Diaries fantasies trying to instigate their race war against the feds, and the entire affair becomes one huge blight for the right-wing "rile up the right-wing anger bears for fun and profit" strategy for an election cycle or two.

They're basically staking a ****load for like the chance they might secure the political donations of the Alex Jones audience, but like I said, the political acumen of the American right is at all time low, although profits remain high, so they'll probably keep flogging the dog here and hope it never bites back.
I 100% agree with your points. The risk/reward on this is SO bad for the Republicans. What would happen to a politicians career if these guys started shooting and killed/wounded some suddenly heroic fed... and the feds fired back and a bunch of random women/children/and imbeciles got killed?

That would be the end of that guys career. Say what you want about Glenn Beck, he's not a moron. Every imbecilic position he ever took was carefully calculated. He's incredibly cynical not stupid. And he got in front of this by calling this guy a criminal with no respect for property rights immediately.

      
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