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Originally Posted by aoFrantic
Hot damn, there's some crazy news out there but this takes the cake.
"It's a normal impulse to want to own so much firepower."
"Sure, I own a lot of guns, but no one has ever been killed with them on my property."
"Except for that one time my wife was shot and killed by accident filming a reality TV show right over there."
"Now I talk to mannequins because my other kin were arrested for trying to steal someone else's guns."
Think I'll sign off the internet for today.