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June LC Thread **Survivor White House Edition**

View Poll Results: Who will NOT survive the month of June?

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

12 20.34%

John Kelly

4 6.78%

Jared Kushner

2 3.39%

Wilbur Ross

2 3.39%

Ben Carson

3 5.08%

Rudy Giuliani

9 15.25%

Scott Pruitt

9 15.25%

Kellyanne Conway

1 1.69%

Rod Rosenstein

8 13.56%

Write-in

9 15.25%

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06-04-2018 , 11:21 PM

#76

TeflonDawg

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Wtf @ tariffs on Canada being in the name of national security. Will someone 302 this dude already??? Wants to build a wall at the Mexican border to stop MS13 from coming in from CALIFORNIA...I'm going to assume he was brain damaged from his episodes in the WWE. I think he thinks The Mountie is a real person. Fostering a quiet, America-hating militia in Canada ready to come **** us up and electrocute America's favorite superhero, Big Boss Man.

We are at a point where the President of the United States has convinced half the country that 2+2=5 and the sky is orange.

06-04-2018 , 11:30 PM

#77

DudeImBetter

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All but a few Eagles refuse to go to White House to celebrate their win, Trump tantrums and cancels the event with less than 24 hours notice lolololol

06-04-2018 , 11:30 PM

#78

TeflonDawg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

Also, show your work or just **** off here. After a minute or two of googling, all I can find about his parents is that they were well-to-do "left-leaning" 4th generation immigrant Santa Monica types. They seem like okay people. "self-righteous, hypocritical liberal orthodoxy" is laying it on really ****ing thick.

"It reveals your cosmopolitan bias to a shocking degree."
"It reveals your cosmopolitan bias to a shocking degree."
"It reveals your cosmopolitan bias to a shocking degree."
"It reveals your cosmopolitan bias to a shocking degree."
"It reveals your cosmopolitan bias to a shocking degree."
"It reveals your cosmopolitan bias to a shocking degree."

06-04-2018 , 11:52 PM

#79

Namath12

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Tom Nichols is a right-wing arsewipe who happens to dislike Trump but otherwise has nothing of value to add to the world.

06-04-2018 , 11:52 PM

#80

Namath12

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Meanwhile this guy's still got it

06-04-2018 , 11:56 PM

#81

Huehuecoyotl

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Is..... that the joke he promised to put out? Because it's not that good

Last edited by Huehuecoyotl; 06-05-2018 at 12:04 AM.

06-05-2018 , 12:00 AM

#82

Klingbard

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Originally Posted by TheDuker

I was wondering why it took so long for one of you feckless ****s to start a new thread. #BeBest

Write in vote for John Bolton. He's currently in the doghouse, hopefully permanently.

Good pick, though there's a 60% chance the whiny little *****-in-chief calls this story FAKE NEWS in the morning:

06-05-2018 , 12:03 AM

#83

SuperUberBob

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Huehuecoyotl

Is..... that the joke he promised to out out? Because it's not that good

Dennis Miller is still relevant? Is this the early 90s?

06-05-2018 , 12:08 AM

#84

Namath12

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watch your ****in mouth br0 he has a podcast

06-05-2018 , 12:14 AM

#85

Trolly McTrollson

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Originally Posted by Namath12

Tom Nichols is a right-wing arsewipe who happens to dislike Trump but otherwise has nothing of value to add to the world.

Never heard of this Tom Nichols clown before, but I think he's showing way more of his own ass than he intends to here. Staunch pro-Israel philanthropist doesn't really scream "hypocritical liberal orthodoxy" to me. Nothing about Miller's parents makes me want to "puncture their smug liberalism." Seems like this guy is just Steven Miller with his deplorable hyper-contrarian instincts barely held in check by polite social conventions.

06-05-2018 , 12:17 AM

#86

Trolly McTrollson

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...is there an anti-fungal medication you inject right into your toes? I'm not a sportsbro, is this a real thing? This is like one of those New Yorker cartoons that I stare at and it makes me feel dumb.

06-05-2018 , 12:39 AM

#87

SuperUberBob

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Namath12

watch your ****in mouth br0 he has a podcast

I haven't heard Miller's name since he flamed out on MNF.

06-05-2018 , 09:39 AM

#88

Namath12

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

I haven't heard Miller's name since he flamed out on MNF.

Most people haven't. He hasn't had much of a career since then. At some point he decided to walk the path of other failed Hollywood types whose agents no longer return their calls and become a right winger in a desperate attempt to remain relevant (see also James Woods, Chuck Woolery). He had a radio show for a while, maybe he still does idk, it used to get airplay in central FL on the local right wing hate station.

He was a liberal at some point, or at least not right-wing, before his career died. He used to do PSA spots calling for now-verboten things like higher pay for teachers.

06-05-2018 , 10:01 AM

#89

TrollyWantACracker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

He literally states that it is a topical application in his joke. Like, even he realizes it has nowhere to go, but he just can't put down that "shoot in the foot" and centipede set up he has going. Pure gold.

06-05-2018 , 10:05 AM

#90

TrollyWantACracker

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Also, centipedes don't have toenails and why is "generic" worth specifying? And what is up with those quotes!

06-05-2018 , 10:07 AM

#91

TrollyWantACracker

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And he hash tags himself? Is that normal?

06-05-2018 , 10:09 AM

#92

TrollyWantACracker

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Also, little noticed fact: if you read Atlas Shrugged backwards it is a recipe for a german style potato salad. A little involved, but tasty.

06-05-2018 , 10:09 AM

#93

dth123451

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Dennis Miller is part of a strange, oddly common phenomenon: the rich and famous comedian who has never been funny.

06-05-2018 , 12:07 PM

#94

DeuceKicker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

All but a few Eagles refuse to go to White House to celebrate their win, Trump tantrums and cancels the event with less than 24 hours notice lolololol

Next Dem president (might be a bit of an assumption, there) should invite all the Trump-era championship teams who aren't going.

06-05-2018 , 12:14 PM

#95

Namath12

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Dennis is lobbing more comedy missiles watch out bros

06-05-2018 , 12:26 PM

#96

Trolly McTrollson

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OH SNAP!

06-05-2018 , 12:32 PM

#97

ChrisV

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I am coming to your wretched, hellbound country in July. Have to be in Vegas 6th-17th and then have 18th-29th free to do whatever. I made a Travel thread seeking ideas here if anyone wants to comment.