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July LC Thread **Survivor White House Edition** July LC Thread **Survivor White House Edition**
View Poll Results: Who will NOT survive the month of July?
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
2 3.92%
John Kelly
18 35.29%
Jared Kushner
1 1.96%
Wilbur Ross
4 7.84%
Ben Carson
0 0%
Rudy Giuliani
1 1.96%
Scott Pruitt
15 29.41%
Kellyanne Conway
2 3.92%
Rod Rosenstein
3 5.88%
Write-in
5 9.80%

07-05-2018 , 08:51 PM
Pruitt out, polls showing Heller and Scott behind more than the margin of error. Not bad.
07-05-2018 , 08:58 PM
Vegas cab driver conversation highlights:

- California taxes are super duper bigly high and everyone is moving out of the state to escape them

- When I said Australia had shut down the (obsolete) GSM cell network, he asked if that was "because of terrorists using it", naturally I did not ask what this meant. He was also fishing for any stories I had of the Australian government being Tough on Terrorists, I guess for spank bank material.

- Other Australians he spoke to had told him that in some places there were..... (searches for appropriate word)..... "teenagers" running around causing a lot of problems. This problem is even worse in the US!
07-05-2018 , 09:02 PM
lol, welcome to USA#1!
07-05-2018 , 09:06 PM
Only in America do minimum wage employees vote for billionaires because of taxes in a state they don't live in on an income they'll never have
07-05-2018 , 09:13 PM
Bink

Galen Hall Wins $888 Crazy Eights No-Limit Hold'em for $888,888!
https://www.pokernews.com/tours/wsop...-crazy-eights/

aka GoldenBears [edit: had written CalBears]

Last edited by simplicitus; 07-05-2018 at 09:31 PM.
07-05-2018 , 09:20 PM
I've trolled the **** out of goldenbears but happy to see him ship it
07-05-2018 , 09:22 PM
Can someone explain to me why Trump just shoots from the hip and picks absolute bozos for cabinet positions but listens to people who know what they're doing when it comes to SCOTUS picks?

I mean the federalist society is a bunch of ****ing vampires to be sure but at least they know who is actually qualified for the job. If Trump picked SCOTUS nominees like he picks secretaries, he'd be nominating Michael Cohen and Rudy.
07-05-2018 , 09:24 PM
Imagine if ikes won a bracelet
07-05-2018 , 09:25 PM
or awice
07-05-2018 , 09:34 PM
Pretty strong to lead from Day 2 to Day 4 and ship it.

Also pretty strong to win all-ins vs final 2 with AK vs 44 and 99 vs 10J. (He did have the chip lead, but winning those flips is such huge equity. That's tourney poker tough.)

When I used to follow CFB GoldenBears seemed to be one of the few who knew what he was talking about and who won money betting.
07-05-2018 , 09:43 PM

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/sta...44855511347200


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/sta...45357263343616
07-05-2018 , 09:50 PM

https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/stat...44995336699905
07-05-2018 , 09:57 PM
Based on all the scotch I've been drinking, I'm uberwhite
07-05-2018 , 10:06 PM
I use Sweet Baby Ray's. Not because I'm white; because I don't know any better.
07-05-2018 , 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChrisV
Vegas cab driver conversation highlights:

- California taxes are super duper bigly high and everyone is moving out of the state to escape them

- When I said Australia had shut down the (obsolete) GSM cell network, he asked if that was "because of terrorists using it", naturally I did not ask what this meant. He was also fishing for any stories I had of the Australian government being Tough on Terrorists, I guess for spank bank material.

- Other Australians he spoke to had told him that in some places there were..... (searches for appropriate word)..... "teenagers" running around causing a lot of problems. This problem is even worse in the US!
You missed a golden opportunity to **** with this guy by telling him that Australia is overrun with MS-13 gangs who have set up "no-go zones" all over the country.
07-05-2018 , 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrChesspain
I use Sweet Baby Ray's. Not because I'm white; because I don't know any better.
AFAIK, it's Costco BBQ sauce, and you only have to buy 2 reasonable size bottles and it stays good for a year or two. White people shop at Costco. Works out great for a non-bbqer like me who occasionally uses it for chicken or whatever.

Kinda funny, as the name seems pretty black. (Then again, Aunt Jemima could probably be a competitor for the "white list".) Surely there's a market for "Jimmy Joe Jim Bob's BBQ Sauce".
07-05-2018 , 10:21 PM
07-05-2018 , 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
LOL #4 Assists
07-05-2018 , 10:28 PM
Pretty sure Pruitt's not in attendance.


https://twitter.com/AlexCKaufman/sta...34931645419521
07-05-2018 , 10:29 PM
"Black music that black people don't listen to anymore" is my favorite.
07-05-2018 , 10:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrChesspain
I use Sweet Baby Ray's. Not because I'm white; because I don't know any better.
The bottle of Stubb's is 2 shelves up.
07-05-2018 , 10:58 PM
Come on. White people aren't the only ones shopping at Costco. A Japanese friend LOVED Costco. When she had to go back to Japan, it was a some consolation that Costco had just opened in Tokyo. Hell, even I shop there.
07-05-2018 , 11:00 PM
costco is the good one, sams club is the ****ty one
07-05-2018 , 11:04 PM
Costco near me is definitely majority minority.

      
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