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Originally Posted by ctyri
Choices were Taco bell, Moes, Chipotle, qdoba, baja fresh, or del taco. Americans may be right on this one.
Lol I'm in Houston now. Basically Arizona with humidity. But they do have plenty of good Mexican food here. So that's BS.
Being away from the US for a while makes a few things really stand out:
The international departure area of the airport in Guatemala City had to be at least 70% nerdy Bible thumpers of all ages - down there proselytizing or something.
Flipping radio channels in the low FM #s I heard about campus (something) leading to socialized medicine and no one bats an eye. IMAGINE. Never ****ing mind that Medicare is socialized medicine. No need to discuss that. Socialized medicine = bad. This is known.
Flipping channels in Houston I landed on TBN. Guys you may not know this but the lords prayer says "His will be done on earth as it is in heaven". That means he expects his will to be done down here as well the by and by. Do you think the lord wants to see 1.3 million babies murdered in the womb? Do you think (here's where I flipped, but then get sucked back to hear him finish the thought) ... Do you think the Lord wants the scourge of Islamic Terrorism to take over? This isn't about Republican vs. Democrat. This is about good vs. evil. Standing ovation of course. WAAF
But hey at least those people will die. Oh there's a couple kids next to me at Starbucks doing Bible Study and trying to comprehend some kinds of advanced concepts. Dude is "well actually" mansplaining the **** out of it to her.
Edit: Christian couple just got real cuddly then left. Dude might have a grubby semi-resisted fingerbang in his immediate future. Over the panties of course. She won't be touching his though because Jesus would cry. He can dry hump her leg - Jesus is ok with that.
I was the only one watching the World Cup at a brew pub in Humble. A bunch of people were watching some NFL replay of a Redskins/Cardinals game. I ordered a turkey club sandwich with a side salad instead of fries, and a Diet Coke. It would have been more or less justified to kick my ass. Oh yeah, here's my rental Outback in the parking lot.
Oh well, at least I got my badass classic rock back and no more of that Ed Sheeran crap.
Last edited by suzzer99; 07-01-2018 at 01:59 PM.