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I'm Not Trying to Suck My Own Coctober LC Thread **Survivor White House Edition**

View Poll Results: Who will NOT survive the month of October?

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

6 9.52%

Stephen Miller

2 3.17%

John Kelly

8 12.70%

Jared Kushner

6 9.52%

Gary Cohn

6 9.52%

Rex Tillerson

23 36.51%

Kellyanne Conway

3 4.76%

Scott Pruitt

3 4.76%

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

3 4.76%

Write-in

3 4.76%

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10-02-2017 , 02:12 PM

#51

markksman

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Glad you are okay mayo. Can you get remodded for bbv4l? MBGA

10-02-2017 , 02:30 PM

#52

goofyballer

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In unsurprising news: Russian propaganda ads on Facebook tried to stoke racial strife, featured a black woman firing a gun

Conservatives too easy to rile up

10-02-2017 , 02:35 PM

#53

DVaut1

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Maybe they turned on Fox News sometime over the last 20 years, AM radio sometime over the last 30, or were inadvertently copied on a chain mail between white people and figured out the secret code.

10-02-2017 , 05:34 PM

#54

markksman

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TOM PETTY HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD.

Tom Petty was widely reported dead over the last couple hours but apparently he is alive but hospitalized.

https://usat.ly/2yEBgTE

10-02-2017 , 05:45 PM

#55

bobman0330

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markksman

TOM PETTY HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD.

Tom Petty was widely reported dead over the last couple hours but apparently he is alive but hospitalized.

https://usat.ly/2yEBgTE

Some sicko is just dancing with his corpse and putting it in various lifelike poses to make him seem alive.

10-02-2017 , 06:04 PM

#56

suzzer99

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I smell a sitcom!

10-02-2017 , 06:07 PM

#57

pvn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markksman

TOM PETTY HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD.

Tom Petty was widely reported dead over the last couple hours but apparently he is alive but hospitalized.

https://usat.ly/2yEBgTE

dude won't back down

10-02-2017 , 06:12 PM

#58

All-In Flynn

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dude won't back down

Seems like he'll have wings soon enough, what a waste of effort.

10-02-2017 , 06:17 PM

#59

Trolly McTrollson

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bobman0330

Some sicko is just dancing with his corpse and putting it in various lifelike poses to make him seem alive.

10-02-2017 , 06:44 PM

#60

bobman0330

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Totally a joke a mid-30s poster would make, right?

10-02-2017 , 06:52 PM

#61

Jbrochu

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He's not going until he has his last dance with mary jane.

10-02-2017 , 07:04 PM

#62

zikzak

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Don't come around here no more if you're just going to make bad Tom Petty jokes.

10-02-2017 , 07:15 PM

#63

TrollyWantACracker

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These Tom Petty puns hurt so good.

10-02-2017 , 07:18 PM

#64

Jbrochu

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zikzak

Don't come around here no more if you're just going to make bad Tom Petty jokes.

Don't do me like that.

10-02-2017 , 07:18 PM

#65

ScreaminAsian

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Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers

10-02-2017 , 07:52 PM

#66

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markksman

TOM PETTY HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD.

Tom Petty was widely reported dead over the last couple hours but apparently he is alive but hospitalized.

https://usat.ly/2yEBgTE

He's brain dead. They took him off the vent. His heart is still pumping. But he will arrest again and be dead dead.

10-02-2017 , 07:54 PM

#67

miajag

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Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers

I've always been partial to "Bomb Wetty and the Shartmakers"

10-02-2017 , 08:03 PM

#68

markksman

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Quote:

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He's brain dead. They took him off the vent. His heart is still pumping. But he will arrest again and be dead dead.

10-02-2017 , 08:23 PM

#69

Jbrochu

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bummer

10-02-2017 , 08:44 PM

#70

zikzak

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

He's brain dead. They took him off the vent. His heart is still pumping. But he will arrest again and be dead dead.

So he's free falling?

10-02-2017 , 08:50 PM

#71

MrWookie

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Sounds like he'll soon be a vampire in the valley.

10-02-2017 , 09:50 PM

#72

Loki

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Lots of NSFW in this post

https://thegrapevine.theroot.com/sha...-tv-1819079872

Sportsball person whips out a black and mild on TV, confuses White America.

Also linked on that page, former Rep. Joe Walsh, masturbating furiously, drops an n-bomb on twitter, right next to Obama's name.

Last edited by Loki; 10-02-2017 at 09:50 PM. Reason: Talk about privilege, White America gets auto-capitalized but black America doesn’t

10-02-2017 , 11:02 PM

#73

uDevil

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Quote:

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He's brain dead. They took him off the vent. His heart is still pumping. But he will arrest again and be dead dead.

The waiting is the hardest part.

10-02-2017 , 11:15 PM

#74

goofyballer

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Random article: my mom sent me this and asked my opinion on it.

Push for Gender Equality in Tech? Some Men Say It’s Gone Too Far

It's a great example of a couple NYTisms, primarily the thing where they bend over backwards to appear objective in their reporting to the point where they're quoting Paul ****ing Elam (if you don't know that name, congrats, you are undoubtedly happier in life for having never had to read a sputnik thread about feminism) without noting what an utter moron he is, and presenting the two sides of the "debate" of "are women utterly destroying technology?" in a "you decide!" kind of way.

But also, and this is so good, the NYTism of utterly savaging people by simply printing the words they say:

Quote:

Two men who worked at Yahoo sued the company for gender discrimination last year. Their lawyer, Jon Parsons, said the female leadership — Yahoo’s chief executive was Marissa Mayer, before Verizon bought the company — had gone too far in trying to hire and promote women. He tied the suit into today’s women-in-tech movement.

...
“No eyebrows are going to rise if a woman heads up fashion,” Mr. Parsons said. “But we’re talking about women staffing positions — things like autos — where it cannot be explained other than manipulation.”

LOL