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I'm Not Trying to Suck My Own Coctober LC Thread **Survivor White House Edition**

View Poll Results: Who will NOT survive the month of October?

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

6 9.52%

Stephen Miller

2 3.17%

John Kelly

8 12.70%

Jared Kushner

6 9.52%

Gary Cohn

6 9.52%

Rex Tillerson

23 36.51%

Kellyanne Conway

3 4.76%

Scott Pruitt

3 4.76%

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

3 4.76%

Write-in

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10-27-2017 , 10:35 AM

#1401

Namath12

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Good lawd

10-27-2017 , 10:45 AM

#1402

iron81

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The Daily Beast's photo editor deserves a raise.

10-27-2017 , 11:37 AM

#1403

kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltedDonkey

Maybe ****ing with the time continuum is just too dangerous.

My alternative theory is Trump is what happens when you **** with the time streams, therefore time travel is real...

Quote:

"Ridiculous on the face of it"?? What? How?

Office dating is orthogonal to sexual harassment. I’m probably butchering some half remembered saying from a logic class 20 years ago.

10-27-2017 , 11:47 AM

#1404

Trolly McTrollson

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Reddit is banning some (but not all!) their Nazi and beastiality subreddits. Also, holy **** Reddit is way creepier than I thought.

https://wonkette.com/624840/reddit-c...de-enthusiasts

10-27-2017 , 01:23 PM

#1405

MrWookie

Don't Call Me Meredith

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 94,159

Moving workplace ****ing/groping to existing thread.

10-27-2017 , 03:51 PM

#1406

Loki

binary duo

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 12,772

I’ve actually decided I would like congress to pass this rigged tax break. Anyone who gets the promised four grand or more can vote for trump, the other 95% of Americans can vote against him.

10-28-2017 , 12:54 AM

#1407

goofyballer

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White House says it’s considering increasing the federal gas tax for infrastructure

This is generally unremarkable but I noticed it and chuckled given that the California GOP is apoplectic about about the state raising its gas tax and has declared open warfare on every Republican that voted for it

10-28-2017 , 01:33 AM

#1408

batair

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Hum...i dont think that would go over to well with some of the blue collar trump people i know. It wont be nearly as hidden as some of the other ways they will get their money ****ed with like healthcare and taxes. Meh guess it is. Still they cry about gas prices when ever the go up...and ill be sure to tell them why.

10-28-2017 , 02:43 AM

#1409

DVaut1

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Bernie Sanders insults the hard working, economically anxious, capitalist trick or treaters who...go door to door, extorting free candy in exchange for sparing the homeowner petty vandalism.

10-28-2017 , 07:01 AM

#1410

6ix

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 4,783

Yeah that lame-ass meme accidentally made a good goddamned astute point.

10-28-2017 , 07:08 AM

#1411

6ix

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 4,783

I coulda invested all my money in private prisons and military contractors and been rich but that seemed wrong somehow so I put it under my mattress and a mouse ate it up. Now I am poor and not the hero of this story.

10-28-2017 , 07:27 AM

#1412

DVaut1

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 6ix

Yeah that lame-ass meme accidentally made a good goddamned astute point.

I just couldn't help but appreciate the put upon worker heros of that meme, victimized by the grave ills of socialist redistribution schemes, are just ****ing moochers demanding handouts.

Right wingers man, gotta hand it to them, they really accidentally get it sometimes.

The only way that meme would be even more ironically funny is if the great folly of Sanders political vision was proven by wearing the Bernie mask, taking the trick or treaters candy and saying Jeff Bezos deserved all of it because liberals love reading the Fake News Washington Post and they need to steal candy to fund it.

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10-28-2017 , 08:44 AM

#1413

pvn

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Facebook showed me a post from a friend of a friend this morning that makes no sense.

Quote:

Keep our brothers and sisters in blue back in Shelbyville and Murfreesboro in your prayers today please. Hearts are heavy��.

Uh, nothing has happened yet, has it? Did this guy let the cat out of the bag? Are there going to be false flag "attacks" on cops today?

Dude who posted that is not a cop, BTW.

10-28-2017 , 10:05 AM

#1414

Victor

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google tells me theres gonna be a "white lives matter" rally there

10-28-2017 , 11:02 AM

#1415

OmgGlutten!

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Shelbyville is a real place in Tennessee

!!

10-28-2017 , 11:49 AM

#1416

Trolly McTrollson

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Hope no one gets hurt this time. Except the Nazis, obv.

10-28-2017 , 11:57 AM

#1417

MrWookie

Don't Call Me Meredith

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Murfreesboro is the place with the anti-mosque arson, ya?

10-28-2017 , 12:08 PM

#1418

pvn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Victor

google tells me theres gonna be a "white lives matter" rally there

Right, I knew that, I mean it hasn't happened yet (it's later today), so why the "hearts are heavy"? WHen I read it I assumed a cop had been shot or similiar

10-28-2017 , 12:18 PM

#1419

13ball

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White nationalists in my state today. Hope no one gets hurt.

10-28-2017 , 12:20 PM

#1420

13ball

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OmgGlutten!

Shelbyville is a real place in Tennessee

!!

Don't knock the rootmarm till you've tried it.

10-28-2017 , 12:22 PM

#1421

sylar

Ivan Drago's homeslice

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 20,307

Lol at Brady pic.

10-28-2017 , 12:53 PM

#1422

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,097

pvn- I think you're misreading the new thing from Blue Lives Matter people which appears to be that like, showing up to work as a cop counts as a sacrifice

10-28-2017 , 01:01 PM

#1423

MrWookie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyWf

pvn- I think you're misreading the new thing from Blue Lives Matter people which appears to be that like, showing up to work as a cop counts as a sacrifice

Yeah, VMF is over in lolpog yapping about the tremendous sacrifices Trump has made to be president. Conservatives always have every virtue.

10-28-2017 , 01:20 PM

#1424

Trolly McTrollson

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Háma: "I cannot allow you before Théoden king so armed, Gandalf Grayhame. By order of… Gríma Wormtongue."

Gandalf: "Eh? Oh. No, you would not part an old man from his walking stick?"