Mandatory voting - OR - no one on public assistance can vote, which includes Medicare.
Electoral college re-weighted by average income.
Force all networks like History and Science to go back to their original missions and stop airing reality TV. All remaining reality shows are PPV-only. All proceeds go to racial and gender studies programs at elite liberal arts colleges.
Each minority vote gets an "oppression multiplier". Whites get 1 vote. Asians get 1.3. Latinos get 2. Blacks get 5. Native Americans get 7000.
All Facebook posts and chain emails are fact-checked. 3 violations = a one month ban. 10 violations = 1 year.
Finish the Reconstruction.
Replace Teddy Roosevelt with Obama on Mt. Rushmore.
Ban the mention of girls, beer, and pickup trucks from country music.
Re-carve stone mountain with Susan Rice, Loretta Lynch and Maxine Waters. Replace the laser show with modern interpretive dance.
Create a cabinet-level Bureau of Racists Affairs. Appoint Colin Kaepernick chief for life.
Mandate that all nativity scenes include at least one obviously transgender participant.
All guns must be pink or powder blue with the word Princess painted in neon letters down each side. AR-15 owners must by law wear a tiara any time they operate their gun. Gun owners must take a 12-week course on radical feminism and toxic masculinity created by Oberlin college. They are required to re-take the course with each new gun purchase.
Anyone caught flying the confederate flag has to write a book report on Eat, Pray, Love. If they can't read, an audio-book will be provided.
Rename the Justice Department to Social Justice Department, appoint this woman Czar:
Make sure she's in the public eye 24/7 - wall to wall talk shows, Oprah, Ellen, etc.
Last edited by suzzer99; 09-07-2017 at 01:39 AM.