Kings of New York:

1. Biggie
2. Nas
3.

<Nielsio voice> "The carbon just wants to be free. Why can't it be free?"

Uncle Drew works there.

I would have guessed this is a presentation for a timeshare sales pitch to NAMBLA.

This is interesting, and I don't feel like crafting a good OP so I'm just going to post it in here...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...=.b177173e4033

Apparently Alaska has been funding its state government off oil money, with no state taxes and in fact a dividend going out to residents... Now the oil money is going away, and the GOP is calling for a 25% cut in the state budget. It looks like Brownback in Kansas all over again.

You'll never wonder again how so many can be so easily duped by bots and trolls after you read the replies to this

I kept expecting to see "DRILL ANWR!" in the article somewhere but I never did

Got as close to a fist fight as I've been in my adult life just now. Was in the BR, took a leak, was watching a YouTube video, completely distracted and minding my own business with earphones in. I work in a building with various other businesses, don't recognize anybody in there with me.

As I'm walking out, feel someone grab me by the shoulder. Big middle aged white guy gesturing for me to take out my ear buds.

"You gotta wash your hands."

Not friendly advise, not asking me if I was going to wash my hands, INSTRUCTING me with neutral tone that this was a thing I was going to do. Granted, washing my hands is standard practice like 98% of the time, and despite the intrusion and his stepping out of line by indicating that I hadn't, I probably would just laugh with him about it and wash my hands had he taken even a slightly less aggressive line. But he didn't.

"Nah man, but you definitely need to WATCH you hands. Don't touch me."

Putting ear buds back in, walking out.

"**** you then, go make us all sick."

At this point I stop and turn around, other guys in the bathroom step in to intervene as we exchange vulgar words. I eventually just shrug off those involved and walk out to go on with my day. **** that guy! Who does that?!

nas is #1 imo. i like kings who didn't get murdered

also he's a better rapper

People don’t get it because it’s a really stupid joke.

and wash your ****ing hands after using the bathroom at work you disgusting prick

can't believe you would even re-tell that story here, as if it makes you look like anything but a complete *******

OOT will exile him again, so obv he comes to politics to AIDSpost.

Wait - how do you pee while watching a youtube video?

Impossible without splashing -- forever unclean!


Meh, it's sterile tho.

citation, if needed:

meh, washing hands after peeing is highly overrated

Not remotely true. This meme got started because of some bad science where urine under particular but common culture conditions wouldn't grow anything, ergo totally sterile. If you add a bit more pee and a bit more time, you get plenty of bacterial growth from urine, not to mention that in the last 20 years or so, DNA sequencing technology has revolutionized what we know about bacteria, where they live, etc. because now they can be studied without being cultured, which was previously the limiting step. What we've learned is that basically nothing is sterile. Even that flask you just got out of the autoclave could be suspect. But on top of that, your urethra definitely isn't sterile, and even if you stick a sterile needle through someone's abdomen into their bladder to extract the purest, freshest urine possible (yes, this was actually done on people), it's still not sterile.

Meh I've forgotten to wash my hands on occasion when I have to rush to get somewhere rather than making a conscious decision to not do it.

I find it more ridiculous that somebody would take enough offense to that to be so aggressive. Props to rep for walking away even if it was a bit gross.

I thought the same thing too. I guess resting the smartphone on top of the urinal while pissing. Either that or holding the phone with one hand while holding your cock with the other.

Honestly, I'd rather put it away for a few minutes. Is your attention span so low that you'd get bored by pissing if not for your YT video? Plus the risk of it falling into the urinal or onto the floor and breaking is too high for me.

Classic DiB story where no one looks good...

I feel like washing hands after peeing should only be mandatory when your crotch is so sweaty you'd feel bad for some girl getting ready to give you a BJ.

So basically never.

Don't @ me. Unlike DiB I wash my hands.

Just saying there's a pretty ridiculous double standard there. Must wash hands after lightly touching with a couple fingers because germs. But it's ok for someone else to take the entire thing in their mouth, and swirl it around repeatedly, because reasons.

Everyone here immediately washes their hands after jerking it, right?

This is the WOAT "Hints From Heloise" column imo.

Jesus ****ing Christ people, wash your hands often, especially after using the bathroom. Even if you believe that your pee is sterile (Hint: It’s not), nothing else in the bathroom that you’ve just touched is. This is how sickness spreads. The lack of common hand washing with soap is almost as infuriating as people who dont’ get flu shots, you’re not just ****ing yourself over, you’re ****ing everyone else over as well.

You don't know how I could hold my d*** and a phone simultaneously? Do you double fist the way Trump does with water bottles?

So this

Conceded, and in my post I acknowledged that I wash up 98% of the time.

Don't let your hate for me cloud your judgment. Dude was way, WAY out of line by touching me and making a command of sorts. That's the sin here.

Me & Don King