Ok FB has me nailed now.
So much to unpack here. Sensitive guy who looks like he's about to cry admits to wearing Lululemon shorts. But as awesome as they were, the fit and fabric just wasn't doing it for him while he was killing it in his personal workout dungeon.
I guess when you're in the habit of actually sitting on your weights, which seems real dumb for a lot of reasons, shorts construction becomes more important or something.