Are you going on tour with Milo with that joke?

Nah, I’m pretty happy with my day job. But thanks for asking!

You, uhh, just heard that one?

Next you're gonna tell me that this one is new to you:

What do you get when you stick a knife in a dead baby?

The best thing about dating 10 year olds?

I like this one as “What’s the hardest thing about putting a baby in the microwave?”

Dead baby jokes are definitely a guilty pleasure

I liked this one from An American Werewolf In London,

There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York, and it was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol. So they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out all the seats, but it's still too heavy. Finally, this Frog, he steps up, shouts "Vive la France", and leaps out. Then an Englishman, he steps up, shouts "God save the Queen", and he leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate, from Texas, he steps up, shouts: "Remember the Alamo"...and chucks out the Mexican.

Thx, yeah had verbal consent by kid / dad but wasn't sure if I needed more but the need to collaborate was urgent. Weird situation, biomom wants copies of my tx notes but has no physical custody and client's treatment almost exclusively involves her hating mom; disclosing would ruin our rapport and even if legally required it seems ethically horrendous. I'm still investigating but am gonna fight releasing records due to ethical concerns.

You ever get tied up with ethics vs legality issues?

The Chiefsplanet bitcoin thread is pretty amusing these days: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...7#post13403147

This is from the resident conspiracy nut on Jan 11.

XRP = Ripple, down over 2/3 since that post.

https://twitter.com/NWSBoston/status/960874307235835904

turned out it was a flood of tears from patriots fans

http://www.myajc.com/news/local/atla...tWgBwpB4vtgBN/

BUMP

"Been perusing Australian Websites" to relax is pretty good tbh.

Just a great sentence fragment. "What are you guys doing, I make my living on this human misery!!"

(related: the California prison guard union)

Looking like they might get it lit today (3:45 eastern), after several weather delays.

http://www.spacex.com/webcast

Cool as ****.

A gif of the landings, it looked even smoother in real time. Just so cool



https://twitter.com/exploreplanets/s...80643747217408

This is a real thing that just happened today.

That is the dumbest thing ever

counterpoint

Meh, I did it a while ago in Kerbal Space Program

Hey everybody, go get screened for cancer.

For the Survivor pool, I'm writing in Scaramucci to be hired and fired.