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04-05-2017 , 06:31 PM

https://twitter.com/BerniceKing/stat...26062015315969
04-05-2017 , 06:33 PM
04-05-2017 , 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by einbert
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04-05-2017 , 09:02 PM


Ouch
04-05-2017 , 11:38 PM
The IRS has been doing their own version of civil forfeiture
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To combat criminal activity, individuals and businesses are required to report all bank deposits greater than $10,000 to federal authorities. Intentionally splitting up large sums of cash into sub-$10,000 amounts to avoid that reporting requirement is known as “structuring” and is illegal under the federal Bank Secrecy Act.

But many business owners engaged in perfectly legal activities may be unaware of the law. Others are covered by insurance policies that don't cover cash losses greater than $10,000. Still others simply want to avoid extra paperwork, and keep their deposits less than $10,000 on the advice of bank employees or colleagues.

While structuring is technically a crime, it's something of a secondary one. The reporting requirements were enacted to detect serious criminal activity, such as drug dealing and terrorism. They “were not put in place just so that the Government could enforce the reporting requirements,” as the IG's report puts it.

But according to the report, that's exactly what happened at the IRS in recent years. The IRS pursued hundreds of cases from 2012 to 2015 on suspicion of structuring, but with no indications of connections to any criminal activity. Simply depositing cash in sums of less than $10,000 was all that it took to arouse agents' suspicions, leading to the eventual seizure and forfeiture of millions of dollars in cash from people not otherwise suspected of criminal activity.

The IG took a random sample of 278 IRS forfeiture actions in cases where structuring was the primary basis for seizure. The report found that in 91 percent of those cases, the individuals and business had obtained their money legally.

“Most people impacted by the program did not appear to be criminal enterprises engaged in other alleged illegal activity,” according to a news release from the IG. “Rather, they were legal businesses such as jewelry stores, restaurant owners, gas station owners, scrap metal dealers, and others.”

More troubling, the report found that the pattern of seizures — targeting businesses that had obtained their money legally — was deliberate.

“One of the reasons why legal source cases were pursued was that the Department of Justice had encouraged task forces to engage in 'quick hits,' where property was more quickly seized and more quickly resolved through negotiation, rather than pursuing cases with other criminal activity (such as drug trafficking and money laundering), which are more time-consuming,” according to the news release.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.8c575087a66d
04-05-2017 , 11:44 PM
I know jails and prisons are overcrowded, but anyone who supports civil forfeiture (IRS style or otherwise) should be in jail.
04-06-2017 , 02:24 AM

https://twitter.com/ira/status/849394186839367680
04-06-2017 , 08:58 AM
if anyone ever wondered whether ann coulter was a white supremacist, here's a pro-apartheid tweet

04-06-2017 , 09:12 AM
04-06-2017 , 09:36 AM
My first thought was that the fact that someone got paid to write this is peak male privilege, but then I realized that a thousand Jezebel staff writers writing for 100 years could never produce a parody this incredible.

http://thefederalist.com/2017/04/04/...-just-friends/
04-06-2017 , 09:37 AM
Why does Coulter have scuzzy immigrant as her Twitter avatar?
04-06-2017 , 11:03 AM
Today is the 100th anniversary of the U.S. declaration of war, quite possibly the greatest foreign policy blunder in American history. Enjoy!
04-06-2017 , 11:18 AM
Is the case against American involvement in World War 1 that strong? I don't think Hitler can be considered a reasonably foreseeable outcome.
04-06-2017 , 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by lycosid
Is the case against American involvement in World War 1 that strong? I don't think Hitler can be considered a reasonably foreseeable outcome.
What about the case against aiding Bin Laden against the Soviets? I think the whole problem with American foreign policy is that no one is able to predict the outcomes.
04-06-2017 , 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Huehuecoyotl
So you remember the cops who were aiming for the autistic kid with a toy truck but missed and shot the black therapist who was lying on the ground with his hands up?

And the cops said they mistook the kid's toy truck for a gun and that's why they shot him?

Turns out the audio from the incident has a cop screaming that the kid only has a toy and to stand down before the cops opened fire on the kid.

The police went with the cover up anyways.

Apparently the whole thing was a sh*tshow.



http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/ch...-a-toy-9254204
Reads like something out of The Departed.
04-06-2017 , 12:51 PM
That's usually the case when it dabbles in regions it has next to no understanding of.
04-06-2017 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by General Tsao
What about the case against aiding Bin Laden against the Soviets? I think the whole problem with American foreign policy is that no one is able to predict the outcomes.
Arming religious extremists can be reasonably predicted to produce armed religious extremists.

A stable, democratic Germany a la post world war 2 was a far more likely outcome than murderous dictator. Which is not necessarily an endorsement of American intervention but more a soft opinion that we've done much dumber things.
04-06-2017 , 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by General Tsao
What about the case against aiding Bin Laden against the Soviets? I think the whole problem with American foreign policy is that no one is able to predict the outcomes.
Well, good thing that non-intervention is consequence-free!
04-06-2017 , 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by lycosid
Is the case against American involvement in World War 1 that strong? I don't think Hitler can be considered a reasonably foreseeable outcome.
Of course WW1 leading to Hitler is largely true, but the Germans occupied Paris 45 years before WW1 and then 25 years after. Trying to take over Europe was their thing for quite a while. There's a reason "Prussian" is understood as militarism.
04-06-2017 , 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
Of course WW1 leading to Hitler is largely true, but the Germans occupied Paris 45 years before WW1 and then 25 years after. Trying to take over Europe was their thing for quite a while. There's a reason "Prussian" is understood as militarism.
My vague recollections of WWI is that the Germans were (again and obviously) the jerks in the situation. Which makes it hard to imagine that opposing them would be some sort of moral failure.
04-06-2017 , 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by lycosid
Is the case against American involvement in World War 1 that strong? I don't think Hitler can be considered a reasonably foreseeable outcome.
Even without Hitler specifically, the outcome that we got from the war was extremely destabilizing. Blowing up the multiethnic Austro-Hungarian and Ottoman Empires and replacing them with small, insecure ethnic states was obviously stupid, led instantly to war and genocide, and set the stage for the future wolves to be tempted to gobble up a bunch of weak helpless states. More specifically, Poland and Germany were set up as mortal enemies by giving them mutually indefensible borders.

Also, the (correct) post-war perception that Wilson got a bunch of Americans killed for no reason whatsoever led to isolationism and the Neutrality Acts, which prevented the U.S. from playing a more useful role in the run-up to WWII.

Even if you don't buy my story about the downsides of the war, what was accomplished?
04-06-2017 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by bobman0330
Even without Hitler specifically, the outcome that we got from the war was extremely destabilizing. Blowing up the multiethnic Austro-Hungarian and Ottoman Empires and replacing them with small, insecure ethnic states was obviously stupid, led instantly to war and genocide, and set the stage for the future wolves to be tempted to gobble up a bunch of weak helpless states. More specifically, Poland and Germany were set up as mortal enemies by giving them mutually indefensible borders.
Does the US staying out of it prevent these things? Not sure I see it.
04-06-2017 , 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by bobman0330
Even without Hitler specifically, the outcome that we got from the war was extremely destabilizing. Blowing up the multiethnic Austro-Hungarian and Ottoman Empires and replacing them with small, insecure ethnic states was obviously stupid, led instantly to war and genocide, and set the stage for the future wolves to be tempted to gobble up a bunch of weak helpless states.
On the flip side, the latter of those was responsible for the Armenian genocide before its dissolution.
04-06-2017 , 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MrWookie
Does the US staying out of it prevent these things? Not sure I see it.
I read a NYT article this morning arguing the US shouldn't have entered, suggesting it was plausible that the war didn't have to result in a drastic shakeup of the European order:

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Its entry most likely foreclosed the possibility of a negotiated peace among belligerent powers that were exhausted from years mired in trench warfare.

Although the American Expeditionary Force did not engage in combat for long, the looming threat of several million fresh troops led German generals to launch a last, desperate series of offensives. When that campaign collapsed, Germany’s defeat was inevitable.

How would the war have ended if America had not intervened? The carnage might have continued for another year or two until citizens in the warring nations, who were already protesting the endless sacrifices required, forced their leaders to reach a settlement. If the Allies, led by France and Britain, had not won a total victory, there would have been no punitive peace treaty like that completed at Versailles, no stab-in-the-back allegations by resentful Germans, and thus no rise, much less triumph, of Hitler and the Nazis. The next world war, with its 50 million deaths, would probably not have occurred.
04-06-2017 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bobman0330
Today is the 100th anniversary of the U.S. declaration of war, quite possibly the greatest foreign policy blunder in American history. Enjoy!


The Economist begs to differ.

      
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