Anthony Scaramucci Appreciation Thread - Page 2 - Politics and Economics

The only way this can get more entertaining will be Priebus and Bannon getting in a shouting match with Scaramucci in the oval office right in front of Trump. Deciding he's had enough of "The Mooch," one of them draws his fist back and cold co*ks Scaramucci knocking him unconscious. For good measure, when the mooch wakes up, he'll discover that Bannon has stuffed a life-like replica of his massive penis into Mooch's mouth.

It's nice to see all this love, peace and harmony in the White House.

07-28-2017 , 01:56 PM

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markksman

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Exceptions to every rule

07-28-2017 , 02:52 PM

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Anthony Scaramucci, explained

He’s not here to “suck his own cock.”

by Matthew Yglesias

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-polit...ouse-explained

Some essential reading.

07-28-2017 , 02:57 PM

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Howard Beale

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

Striking resemblance, imo. Might actually be The Joker w/o the makeup.

07-28-2017 , 03:16 PM

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Loki

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Wrong. More like

It's uncanny.

07-28-2017 , 04:20 PM

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Howard Beale

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I wonder if TRUMP! would rather be Batman or Spiderman.

07-28-2017 , 04:32 PM

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wheatrich

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his wife just filed for divorce

07-28-2017 , 04:35 PM

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otatop

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Guess he might try sucking his own cock after all...

07-28-2017 , 05:13 PM

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Stolen from chiefsplanet:

I see a little sycophanto of a man
Scaramooch, Scaramooch!
Spicer's done the fandango.
Trump staffers in-fighting
Mueller' noose is tightening...
EEK!
Mar-A-Lago
Mar-A-Lago
To Mar-A-Lago he will go...
MAGINIFICOOOOOOOO!!!!

07-28-2017 , 05:17 PM

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stinkubus

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He's just a rich boy
From a rich family
Spare him his life from the presidency

07-28-2017 , 05:35 PM

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Anotger reason to appreciate Mooch is if you disliked Priebus. In under a week, no less.

07-28-2017 , 05:43 PM

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Loki

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Rinse Prius seemed terrible, but the gooch seems soulless. Not sure which is worse.

Also, the divorce thing is moving me from sugar high to diabetic coma. Too much sweet, juicy bombshell news today. I can't take another bite.

07-28-2017 , 05:49 PM

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suzzer99

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This guy

07-28-2017 , 06:55 PM

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JonnyA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99

This guy

Cruz's wife = fair game. His wife = off limits.

07-29-2017 , 01:40 AM

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Dominic

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How short is this clown? He looks about 5'5"" at most.

07-29-2017 , 01:53 AM

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Malachii

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Quote:

Originally Posted by otatop

Guess he might try sucking his own cock after all...

Not the MOOCH. Are you kidding me? He's probably knee deep in groupies right now. The Mooch doesn't get mad, he gets even.

07-29-2017 , 02:02 AM

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Schlitz mmmm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

I have a feeling we're in for something really special with this guy.

The Interview

I think you're right. There's a lot of energy coming from his face.

07-29-2017 , 02:03 AM

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suzzer99

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachii

Not the MOOCH. Are you kidding me? He's probably knee deep in groupies right now. The Mooch doesn't get mad, he gets even.

The Mooch is most likely snorting a fat rail off a hooker's ass right now.

07-29-2017 , 02:05 AM

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Schlitz mmmm

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I'm here at the baggage claim with Mister Scaramucci

07-29-2017 , 02:17 AM

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stinkubus

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When did men start wearing suits with shoulder pads?

07-29-2017 , 02:18 AM

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Schlitz mmmm

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Check the White House Communications Director, you love the White House Communications Director.

07-29-2017 , 03:28 AM

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Minirra

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Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkubus

When did men start wearing suits with shoulder pads?

Unstructured shoulders aren't going to work given his frame. He's actually tailored pretty well from what I've seen.

Spicer on the other hand...jfc. He got much better after some feedback, but when he first came on he looked like he belonged in a car dealership or coaching a HS basketball game.