Shaun White was **** talking some girls who accused him of sexual harassment or something like that.

Mooch's face looks way too much like trollface

first documented case of resting trollface

mooch looks so disgustingly creepy in that picture

Hope Hicks out.

Return of The Mooch?

I hope the Mooch comes back so Bill Hader can do him again:

John Kelly so afraid of The Mooch he barred him from the building

When The Mooch comes back it's going to be like Napoleon returning from Elba

What in that article makes it sound like they are scared of the Mooch?

I'm behind on this forum, so this might have already been posted in another thread, but I saw a funny Mooch exchange that belongs here.

From Katy Tur's interview with The Mooch about an hour ago, quotes near verbatim:

TM: At the end of the day, there was a lot of information about the President, before he was elected President, that was litigated by the American people. And listen, in other countries they don't focus on this stuff as much as we do.
KT: That's a fair argument, to say that people knew about this and voted for him anyway, fine. What about the argument that legal analysts have --
[The Mooch cuts her off]
TM: All right, I gotta get a little bit of a fist bump for that!
[stretches out his fist to her]
KT: No, I'm not doing this.
[waves him off]
TM: C'mon, no no, hey hey, I can't even get a little fist bump for that?!
KT: What about the argument that legal analysts have --
[The Mooch cuts her off again]
TM: I'm feeling so good - wait - I can't even listen right now, I'm feeling so good about that!

He's like an excited dog that just gets a little bit of human approval.

If the mooch wanted to fist bump he should have taken the freight train to flavor town.

awww

DEVIL'S ADVOCATE WAS THE REASON I CHOSE LAW SCHOOL!

mooch is behind this kanye stunt

Came home from work to this yesterday



Feels like I should get the kid and head to a hotel out of town for a few days

https://twitter.com/benyc/status/996745724489601026

It's a crying ****ing shame we were robbed of MOOCH so early

Both are going to be on Colbert tonight. I think they're getting a show together.