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Old 04-20-2017, 01:28 PM   #1
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Alex Jones Reveals Himself To Be The World's Premier Performance Artist

Move over Sacha Baron Cohen, Alex Jones now claims to be the world's most evocative performance artist. I used to think this guy was like a foreign agent hired provocateur because there's no way any one man could believe EVERY conspiracy theory at once. or maybe, like, at best he was a little off his rocker while smart enough to market his mental illness effectively for profit. But it turns out he's actually a world-class performance artist, captivating millions while holding up a mirror to society. Genius! I love him now. So I'd like to set up an official repository so we can all share Alex Jones' great artistic moments, so that more people on these boards can be exposed to contemporary art.
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Old 04-20-2017, 01:30 PM   #2
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Old 04-20-2017, 01:43 PM   #3
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Is there anything Soros can't do?

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Old 04-20-2017, 01:45 PM   #4
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The guy with long hair at 4:25 is straight out of south park, you cant make this **** up
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:26 PM   #5
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Is there anything Soros can't do?

I love the idea of weed being "too strong" and it's of course even better if somehow Soros can be blamed for it as he is everything else.
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Old 04-20-2017, 03:07 PM   #6
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In another video, Jones strips to his underwear while ranting about the FBI. His ex-wife’s attorneys argued the video corroborated an ongoing problem with stripping that also affects Jones off the air.

“He just takes his clothes off,” attorney Bobby Newman said, adding that Jones once removed his shirt during a family therapy session with his children.

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And while Kelly home-schooled the kids for years, then located an elite academy to enroll them in, Jones struggled to remember basic details about their teachers or studies in depositions, in one instance saying a large bowl of chili had clouded his memory, Newman said.
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Old 04-20-2017, 04:00 PM   #7
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Re: Alex Jones Reveals Himself To Be The World's Premier Performance Artist

At least half of Jones's viewers watch him for entertainment or just doesn't take him seriously. Has to be. With his popularity and the network of middle-aged and elderly deplorables I know (my family and all of their friends), I would think that at least one would mention him at some point in time when going off on politics.
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Old 04-20-2017, 04:19 PM   #8
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"Psychologist Alissa Sherry, the case manager for Jones's divorce from his wife, Kelly, testified that Jones has been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder, which the Mayo Clinic defines as “a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others.”"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.ea341f5a7e67
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Old 04-20-2017, 04:24 PM   #9
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That was quite brilliant, thanks for posting, Wiping some tears from my eyes now.
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Old 07-12-2017, 04:36 PM   #10
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Alex Jones guest: Children have been kidnapped and sent to a slave colony on Mars
ROBERT DAVID STEELE: This may strike your listeners as way out but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride. So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony. There’s all kinds of --

ALEX JONES (HOST): Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea, there is so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that, that’s the kind of thing media jumps on. But I know this: we see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars and people say, “Oh look, it looks like mechanics.” They go, “Oh, you’re a conspiracy theorist.” Clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening. Every time probes go over they turn them off.

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JONES: Well I don’t know about Mars bases, but I know they’ve created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras that are alien lifeforms on this earth now.
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Old 08-19-2017, 12:33 AM   #11
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intellectually, I'm your momma

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Old 09-08-2017, 12:15 AM   #12
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Sometimes I swear to god this guy is reading off a teleprompter. Like every single word from his mouth is coming off of a screen in front of him. Watch very closely and his eyes are constantly going from left to right, and he is always squinting and generally just looks like he's reading/struggling through paragraphs.

Maybe I'm just way too high.
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Old 09-08-2017, 02:33 PM   #13
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Old 10-23-2017, 05:46 PM   #14
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Old 10-23-2017, 06:12 PM   #15
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AJ is kind of like the WWE... You know it's not real but you just have to keep watching for that next crazy moment.
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Old 10-23-2017, 06:16 PM   #16
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it's still real to sean hannity, damnit!
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Old 10-25-2017, 01:28 AM   #17
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Great idea AJ surpassed Dr. Michael Savage for me in terms of favorite right wing talking head. Here he is 20 years ago on public access talking about black helicopters and law enforcement using FLIR to spy on people.

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Old 10-25-2017, 09:43 AM   #18
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:49 PM   #19
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Christ man. I mean, I don't even know what he's saying. It's nothing more than verbal diarrhea.
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Old 10-28-2017, 05:13 PM   #20
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"Alex Jones is a zionist shill." - Mark Dice
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Old 11-02-2017, 07:27 PM   #21
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Old 11-03-2017, 03:25 AM   #22
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"Alex Jones is a zionist shill." - Mark Dice
Mark sounds about as dumb as Alex. And probably has as many conspiracies.


Well to be fair to Alex if its all a put on then he is probably smarter.
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Old 11-04-2017, 12:20 PM   #23
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His hands are tiny too! And his arms are really short.
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Old 11-04-2017, 01:12 PM   #24
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Well to be fair to Alex if its all a put on then he is probably smarter.
It's just how he makes his living. Famously, after this rant on a BBC show, host Andrew Neil tweeted, 'And the moment Alex Jones knew he was no longer on air he stopped. All an act.'



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Old 11-09-2017, 10:13 PM   #25
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InfoWars is outed as literal Russia Today copypasta
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