Summary of today's big Assange announcement that will SHAKE up EVERYTHING:
#OctoberSurprise
Dude, seriously, American right-wingers, I almost feel so bad for you: your childish excitement for gold investments, alternative cures for Alzheimer's and information leading to Hillary Clinton's imminent arrest has made you literally everyone's go-to crowd to just scam and scam and scam. When people sit in a room and are like "we're in desperate straights, are there some gullible group of people with precisely no filters who we can flat out lie to and might just give us so money?" and everyone is like "oh, I know, dumb white right-wingers?" and everyone in the room is like "yeah, yeah, I think it's come to that, get Drudge and Alex Jones on the phone, we're doing this."