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Originally Posted by MacauBungee
This line was about 99% less hilarious than the original 'bankroll at zero' line. Pick it up!
Alright, so I came up with a new model for you...the good news is you should significantly improve your performance.
Here's what you do...run over to your nearest gas station, give them a dollar and ask for 4 quarters. Put 3 of the quarters safely in a drawer in case you lose the first one. Now, you assign heads to the home team, and tails to the away team. You throw the quarter up in the air and look which side it lands on. If it lands on heads, you bet the home team, if it lands on tails, you bet the away team.
You're welcome.