which is your preferred mental image of professor ed?
#1
- failed used car salesman
- his favourite band is Scorpions
- recently moved into his own place
- after his second rejected marriage proposal, he is now "going his own way"
#2
- was 4A all-state baseball player in 1991
- $250k in debt
- drives a 2003 teal mazda miata
- doesn't see date-rape as immoral long as you wear protection
#3
- squandered $1.6 million dollars of his parents' money on failed business ventures
- dates a much younger filipino woman who speaks very little english
- knows a lot of important people in vegas, trust him he wouldn't lie to you
- next DUI his license will be permanently revoked
#4
- still lives with his mother
- has all the old re-runs of the gladiator on vhs
- very little interest in women or sex
- has chronic, exceptionally bad breath
#5
- had a pretty bad coke addiction at one point but has "scaled it back"
- still uses a blackberry
- huge knicks fan, a signed photo of carmelo is his most prized possession
- has a foot fetish and can't finish from ordinary forms of stimulation