The Bar Stool Pundits have all gotten together to watch football but if there's one thing they agree on, it's that Jax has no shot this week, this year, and are the worst team in football by a wide margin.

Jax +295 DK is the week 1 bet.

DK also has a 25% profit boost on every game today, $50 max, but still it's free money on Jax +7 [+123]for small bettors.

Easy 7-pt win and quadrupled your money.

I think I got your plays for this week.

Had some nearly expired tickets to cash, so I had to take a trip to Parx.

The guy in front of me in line...

“Parlay with points.
Buffalo, San Fran, Baltimore, KC”

And for an added bonus...

“Do you have college football?
Okay. Parlay with the points.
Oklahoma St, Notre Dame, UCF, Louisville”

The BSPs are enjoying the 1pm games, united in their [probably correct] belief that the Chiefs are the best team in the NFL and they can't bet enough on Mahomes this week vs Tyrod.

Pick is Chargers at home +8.5/9.

Another easy win fading the BSPs even with a rookie QB who didn't practice with the 1s all week v Mahomes.

BSP record: 2-0, +3.95 u.

Now that we're a couple of weeks into the season, the BSPs know who the real bad teams and good teams are. All are agreed that the Jets are really the worst team in the NFL now and that Indy will make short work of them.

NYJ +11.5 is the pick this week.

lol eagles legit played for the tie

What have they said for BAL/KC tomorrow night?

The BSPs love giving only 3 with Arizona at a mediocre CAR team missing McCaffrey.

Pick is CAR +3.

Another nice win with an underdog. 3 pretty easy covers so far.

YTD: 3-1 +3.85 units.

That's basically a win in the NFC-E. Half game outta first!

Dallas is lolbad. At least PHL has the injury excuse, missing 8 guys on offense incl 6+ starters depending if you count Goedert who plays over half the plays.

The BSPs know you can't expect the Vegas Raiders to keep up with the KC scoring machine at home, they are predicting a blowout win for Mahomes and Co.

Pick is LV +11.

Another easy win/cover.

YTD: 4-1, +4.85.

System crushing

If anyone can score 28 points in 4:12 it's Mahomes tho lol

4/5 covers, 3 outright wins by the dog, good start for sure.

I would have thought PIT -7 at home and undefeated, agaInst lowly PHI from pathetic NFC East was the obv BSP.

Is there a BSP for Week 6? Great thread so far, thanks.

It was a hot debate among the BSPs, so many good-looking games to choose from. They liked Balt a lot, but not giving 10 after the Vegas debacle last week. Smelled like a back-door cover.
The Jets are horrific but is Miami really 9 points better? Fitzmagic always has a 3 INT game lurking.
KC minus only 5 vs an overrated Buf team was very tempting in a bounce-back game after the Bills reverted to their old ways and KC picked up Le'Von Bell.

But after much beer and discussion, the game everyone eventually agreed on was the Steelers only giving 3 at home [!] to the [lol] Browns and Baker Mayfield.
Playing Pitt won't be anything like barely beating Burrow at home, or WFT maybe the worst team in the league, or noodle-armed/ancient Phil Rivers.


Pick is Browns +3 -105.

I need to set-up notifications for this thread or something.

Guess we can't be shocked the guys' who act like the biggest asshats are the ones the worst at betting. Blind overconfidence.

After an easy laugher win last week, the BSPs go into this week even more confident about their pick. The Packers are only giving 3 at Houston! It feels like a repeat of last week's bet that cashed about 10 minutes in.

Pick is Texans +3.

YTD: 4-2, +3.75 u.

BSP heating up!

Indeed, another 3 pt spread in favor of the home team who promptly started the first half down 21-0. Winning the second by 20-14 clearly not enough and too late to compete ftw.

The BSPs love when Vegas is giving away free money.

YTD: 4-3, +2.65u.

The BSPs took a couple weeks off but are back with their lock of the week, they love Tampa here in a bounce back spot against an inferior Panthers team, they love Brady over Teddy Two-Gloves, and the TB Def -- laying less than a TD.

Pick is CAR +6 at home.

BSP on fire!