aha some lady calls my phone and wakes me just now. It was a private number so at first I didn't pick up. She leaves a voice mail and I check it out. Apparently she was calling about her husband/father or whoever who was checked into an alcohol rehab center but is now leaving, so she got "screwed out of 6 thousand dollars." then she went on talk about false teeth or some **** (so I'm guessing her father)

the lady calls again and I try to explain it's a wrong number but she says my phone number is on the business card. I'm like WTF? that can't be write. So I tell her to read it again and she ends up mixing 2 numbers. she sounded like she was on drugs herself though

awesome way to wake up on a Saturday IMO

eric, again i'll get you drunk the first night and save your ass again

Yea arrested development is awesome, only saw a few eps though.

+1 to Arrested Development

kil bio on your brother plz? guy sounds like a badass

He's a dick. Seriously. I really don't like him even now.

Not much to say. He also beat me up and he always thought he was "gangsta"

He got into a lot of trouble, he has REAL bad anger management issues and could never hold a job. He joined some gang in high school, was in and out of youth facilities for drug use, mostly speed, and thievery.

Dropped out of high school. My parents kicked him out of the house because he's a violent, thieving *******. Blahblahblah.

When I was in high school the house would get these ****ed up violent phone calls from people he pissed off, or other gangs, threatening to do a drive-by on the house. Great environment eh? Now you can see why I got into drugs? A couple times the house would get surrounded by a bunch of violent looking kids. My dad would walk outside with a shotgun and ask what the problem is.


Our house got broken into about 4 times in a single year, because of that *******.

Uhhh...
He always illegally carried a gun with him, and a couple times he offered to sell me some laptops he stole. I actually offered to buy them all, unfortunately the police confiscated them before I could get a hold of them.
He was in and out of jail a lot for small ****, he always went on these speed-fixes where he NEEDS drugs and would destroy all his friends/family to get them.
All I heard about his case was some guy was taking money out of a cash machine and he robbed him. I think with a weapon. I also know it wasn't the first time, just the first time he got caught.
I think he also got put up on charges of drug charges and stolen property, or something.

Not a good part of my childhood

jesus

whered you grow up again? city? guy sounds like a jigger

wtf is a jigger? Japanese ******? He's half chinese like me you *****



No we grew up in a fairly residential neighborhood. It was on an island with a small city.

oh yeah, chigger then

You da chigger, chigger

WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT

westside of nebraska fo sho

prob at some point, going to taiwan and then thailand is all i have planned now

trailer park boys

DO YOu NOT SEE MY SHIRT???IT SAYS BROOKLYN OFFICIAL DAMMIT

taiwanese girls are cute.

Just found this hilarious thread:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...l-ivey-454078/

My two favorite posts in that thread without a doubt are:

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QUESTION FROM OverThinking101: hi

ANSWER FROM Steve Zolotow: hi I am interested in any questions or problems players have that relate to probability, odds, statistics, and related concepts. Even though I may not be able to answer complex questions now, I have been doing some stuff for CardPlayer magazine on thi
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QUESTION FROM PIE18: are you bald?

ANSWER FROM Steve Zolotow: yes

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QUESTION FROM lockofhair: hey sorry about that... So how do you become defined as a pro?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i comb howard lederers beard 3 times a week

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QUESTION FROM mcw23: my dog needs hlep and is dying what should i do for it .....

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: get it to make a list of all the things it always wanted to do

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QUESTION FROM spencer0922: i heard evelyn ng might join full tilt is that true?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: ng

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god this is amazing

Really need someone's photoshop skills here.
Also, chopped to avatar size.

lol azns

Racist ban.

SICK catch by Georgia WR.

that was awesome, too bad the penalties ruined the game