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*** SSNL CHEESE THREAD JULY 2008 *** (low-content posts, ?'s go here) *** SSNL CHEESE THREAD JULY 2008 *** (low-content posts, ?'s go here)

07-25-2008 , 02:21 AM
heres the hand just for boredom's sake if anyone has any comments on it. (totally not trying to be a dick Pat cuz ur play was soooo standard. If anything my play was questionable)
Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

crazydano (UTG): $249.00
Hero (CO): $390.00
bigdaddy2628 (BTN): $111.10
bballin04 (SB): $396.00
southern58 (BB): $400.00

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with 9 9
1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, southern58 raises to $54, Hero calls $38

Flop: ($110.00) A 5 7 (2 players)
southern58 bets $60, Hero calls $60

Turn: ($230.00) 2 (2 players)
southern58 checks, Hero checks

River: ($230.00) 6 (2 players)
southern58 checks, Hero bets $276 all in, southern58 calls $276

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $782.00
Hero shows 9d 9c (a pair of Nines)
southern58 shows 7s 6s (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
southern58 wins $780.00
(Rake: $2.00)
07-25-2008 , 02:33 AM
So, I think was on a pretty high degree of tilt tonight.
On one table was a donk who stacked me w/ a house over house and he/she had a baby avatar.
I start telling him I'm gonna eat his baby and use floss to get out baby chunks. Then some lady w/ a puppy avatar....same thing. I tell her im gonn eat ur puppy and let u pet my poo......

.....is that bad?

edit: i threw my mouse 4 times too. might be a record for 2000 hands

Last edited by BGnight; 07-25-2008 at 02:40 AM.
07-25-2008 , 03:32 AM
what exactly is a money order, that is not cash?
07-25-2008 , 03:46 AM
sadfsadfdsafdsafdsa

is this standard even though we are deep?

villain was like 50/20/3 over 100 over something.

sadfasdgfsadgfdsagfdsagadsgfdsagfga

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $200.00
CO: $364.25
BTN: $39.00
SB: $234.05
Hero (BB): $470.75
UTG: $162.55

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 9 9
1 fold, MP raises to $7, CO raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero calls $10, MP calls $5

Flop: ($37.00) Q 6 9 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, CO checks

Turn: ($37.00) T (3 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets $30, Hero raises to $90, MP folds, CO raises to $352.25 all in, Hero calls $262.25

River: ($741.50) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $741.50
CO shows Js Kc (a straight, Nine to King)
Hero shows 9d 9s (three of a kind, Nines)
CO wins $738.50
(Rake: $3.00)
07-25-2008 , 03:51 AM
that board is way too ddrawery for me not to get it in there
07-25-2008 , 03:53 AM
heh thats a tough hand
07-25-2008 , 05:06 AM
am i right in thinking i dont get value here? villian is FIrmFighter fwiw
i cant really think of any worse hands that will call

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $100.00
SB: $198.85
BB: $99.50
UTG: $97.50
MP: $451.90
CO: $103.30

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A T
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, BB calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) 3 6 A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($44.50) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($44.50) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks
07-25-2008 , 05:39 AM
How terrible is this? Both are like 20/15 nittyish tags



Party Poker $100 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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UTG: $98.50
Hero (CO): $117.86
BTN: $219.40
SB: $276.49
BB: $101.98

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with A A
UTG raises to $3, Hero raises to $13, BTN calls $13, 2 folds, UTG calls $10

Flop: ($40.50) T 3 2 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($40.50) 7 (3 players)
UTG bets $22, Hero calls $22, BTN raises to $206.40 all in, UTG calls $63.50 all in, Hero folds
07-25-2008 , 05:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wraths Unanimous
Zek's day so we all can understand it better.

its so sad to admit that i laughed hysterically at this...

but i feel bad for ya DE, that is a really really crappy day.

off to vegas, see ya guys on monday
07-25-2008 , 05:53 AM
god this line is foolproof v apes on four card monotone paired boards

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $899.90
SB: $796.00
BB: $200.00
UTG: $808.50
Hero (MP): $429.00
CO: $827.30

Pre Flop: Hero is MP with 4 4
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, CO calls $14, 3 folds

Flop: ($34.00) 7 4 J (2 players)
Hero bets $28, CO calls $28

Turn: ($90.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($90.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $40, Hero raises to $387 all in, CO calls $347



Final Pot: $864.00
Hero shows 4c 4h (a full house, Fours full of Eights)
CO mucks Td As
Hero wins $861.00
(Rake: $3.00)
07-25-2008 , 05:57 AM
I'm not really sure.. Some villains are more likely to call an open shove with a Ks than to bet it if checked to
07-25-2008 , 06:01 AM
nh terp
07-25-2008 , 06:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by corsakh
I'm not really sure.. Some villains are more likely to call an open shove with a Ks than to bet it if checked to
i want to play on ipoker
07-25-2008 , 07:02 AM
http://plusev.net/d/20061120.html

For everyone that's been having a month like mine.
07-25-2008 , 08:22 AM
lol +ev for sure
07-25-2008 , 08:41 AM
lol i need some old **** to smash like in the comic. Gotta stop breaking mouses and keyboards.
07-25-2008 , 09:43 AM
Which one of you "never fold AK pf" guys is this?

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($349.68)
UTG+1 ($200.00)
CO ($219.00)
BTN ($302.40)
SB ($268.00)
BB ($225.90)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is UTG Q Q
Hero raises to $7, 1 fold, CO calls $7, BTN raises to $31, SB calls $30, BB raises to $120, Hero folds, CO folds, BTN raises to $302.40, SB folds, BB calls $105.90

Flop: Q A 4 ($682.80, 2 players)

Turn: 2 ($682.80, 2 players)

River: 6 ($682.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $682.80
BTN shows: K K
BB shows: A K

BB wins $493.80 ( won +$267.90 )
CO lost -$7.00
BTN lost -$302.40
SB lost -$31.00
Hero lost -$7.00

+ some chat:
btn: WAT DO U PUT ME ON FISH
bb: K 7
btn: OK
btn: SO N CALL
bb: K7 off actually
07-25-2008 , 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djj6835
Yeah I actually have that script but I didnt really like it. I prefer to spastically click around and that script constantly moves the mouse to the most urgent table. Maybe I'll give it another shot.
I actually don't even use it because of that reason but I thought it might be better than timing out all the time for you.
07-25-2008 , 10:16 AM
LAWL

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Fru Nilsen (BTN): $403.00
Hero (SB): $422.00
DieOlive (BB): $1098.40
Sweet.kr (UTG): $432.00
djvdven (MP): $80.00
weisy8 (CO): $394.00

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with A A
Sweet.kr raises to $16, 3 folds, Hero raises to $50, 1 fold, Sweet.kr calls $34

Flop: ($104.00) 6 8 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $62, Sweet.kr raises to $124, Hero raises to $372 all in, Sweet.kr calls $248

Turn: ($848.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($848.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $848.00
Hero shows Ah Ac (a full house, Aces full of Nines)
Sweet.kr mucks 7d 5d
Hero wins $845.00
(Rake: $3.00)
07-25-2008 , 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Imrahil
LAWL

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Fru Nilsen (BTN): $403.00
Hero (SB): $422.00
DieOlive (BB): $1098.40
Sweet.kr (UTG): $432.00
djvdven (MP): $80.00
weisy8 (CO): $394.00

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with A A
Sweet.kr raises to $16, 3 folds, Hero raises to $50, 1 fold, Sweet.kr calls $34

Flop: ($104.00) 6 8 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $62, Sweet.kr raises to $124, Hero raises to $372 all in, Sweet.kr calls $248

Turn: ($848.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($848.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $848.00
Hero shows Ah Ac (a full house, Aces full of Nines)
Sweet.kr mucks 7d 5d
Hero wins $845.00
(Rake: $3.00)
SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
07-25-2008 , 10:49 AM
ok whatever he runs good again

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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katithoma (BB): $130.00
Hero (UTG): $1705.35
simona75 (MP): $394.00
Sweet.kr (CO): $622.00
Bebbino (BTN): $478.80
weisy8 (SB): $287.85

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with J A
Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, Sweet.kr calls $14, 1 fold, weisy8 calls $12, 1 fold

Flop: ($46.00) 9 K K (3 players)
weisy8 checks, Hero bets $30, Sweet.kr raises to $84, weisy8 folds, Hero calls $54

Turn: ($214.00) T (2 players)
Hero checks, Sweet.kr bets $132, Hero raises to $1607.35 all in, Sweet.kr calls $392 all in

River: ($1262.00) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $1262.00
Hero shows Jc Ac (a flush, Ace high)
Sweet.kr shows 9h 9d (a full house, Nines full of Kings)
Sweet.kr wins $1259.00
(Rake: $3.00)
07-25-2008 , 11:37 AM
both guys were the 60/40 type. villian with big stack had literally rivered everyone at the table within 35 hands


Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $93.55
Hero (CO): $118.55
BTN: $504.60
SB: $66.45
BB: $191.95
UTG: $94.90

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with T 7
1 fold, MP calls $1, Hero raises to $5, BTN calls $5, 2 folds, MP raises to $15, Hero calls $10, BTN calls $10

Flop: ($46.50) 5 5 4 (3 players)
MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $30, MP calls $30, Hero raises to $103.55 all in, BTN raises to $382, MP folds

Turn: ($283.60) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($283.60) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $283.60
Hero shows Tc 7c (a pair of Fives)
BTN shows 6c 3c (a straight, Deuce to Six)
BTN wins $280.60
(Rake: $3.00)



fkn hilarious
07-25-2008 , 11:58 AM
wtf is this ****.

Got raised with smallish PP on flop (like 44 on J82r) which hit set on turn 5 times today i think.

Is this new kind of set mining or sth?



OnGame Skin, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $86.50
Hero (SB): $283.45
BB: $180.65
UTG: $125.75
CO: $36

CO posts $0.50
Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (SB)
Hero raises to $4, BB calls $4, 3 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 2 J 2 (2 Players)
Hero bets $7, BB raises to $22.50, Hero calls $15.50

Turn: ($54.50) 6 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $26, Hero raises to $75, BB raises to $154.15 and is All-In, Hero calls $79.15

River: ($362.80) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $362.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A and LOST (-$180.65 NET)
BB showed 6 6 and WON $359.80 (+$179.15 NET)
07-25-2008 , 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushleague24
both guys were the 60/40 type. villian with big stack had literally rivered everyone at the table within 35 hands


Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $93.55
Hero (CO): $118.55
BTN: $504.60
SB: $66.45
BB: $191.95
UTG: $94.90

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with T 7
1 fold, MP calls $1, Hero raises to $5, BTN calls $5, 2 folds, MP raises to $15, Hero calls $10, BTN calls $10

Flop: ($46.50) 5 5 4 (3 players)
MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $30, MP calls $30, Hero raises to $103.55 all in, BTN raises to $382, MP folds

Turn: ($283.60) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($283.60) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $283.60
Hero shows Tc 7c (a pair of Fives)
BTN shows 6c 3c (a straight, Deuce to Six)
BTN wins $280.60
(Rake: $3.00)



fkn hilarious
Standard obi lol
07-25-2008 , 01:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bubaloo
I doubt he's ever flatting AK pf ip for 100bbs. AQ is a possibility, but you have to make the assumption that he floats on a bad board to float on. then that he's going to check the ace twice, which isnt unreasonable; but then to check raise it for thin value where most villains would c/c if they check the river is stretching it imo and im not going to give an average tag credit for being that good/creative.
Um...he was in position. Or did I read it wrong? He didn't check raise the river.

IF I were floating with an A here, I might check it back on the turn. IF I did, I would certainly shove the river when you lead.

      
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