HOW????????

slugger, change your avatar ro Jesus.

Soooo yeah.



I feel like DE, except this is 1/2.

Now you two only have to learn how to play and you'll be all set!!!

nh sir

PokerStars Game #19323190323: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/08/03 - 10:31:12 (ET)
Table 'Pierretta V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: stop_you ($280 in chips)
Seat 3: Extramild22 ($75 in chips)
Seat 4: PrnceImrahil ($545 in chips)
Seat 5: 43520931 ($240 in chips)
PrnceImrahil: posts small blind $2
43520931: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PrnceImrahil [Ac As]
stop_you: raises $4 to $8
Extramild22: folds
PrnceImrahil: raises $22 to $30
43520931: folds
Nando71 joins the table at seat #6
stop_you: calls $22
*** FLOP *** [7d 3c Js]
PrnceImrahil: bets $38
stop_you: calls $38
*** TURN *** [7d 3c Js] [Ad]
PrnceImrahil: bets $54
stop_you: raises $54 to $108
PrnceImrahil: raises $300 to $408
stop_you: calls $104 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($196) returned to PrnceImrahil
*** RIVER *** [7d 3c Js Ad] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PrnceImrahil: shows [Ac As] (a full house, Aces full of Threes)
stop_you: shows [3d 3s] (four of a kind, Threes)
stop_you collected $562 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $564 | Rake $2
Board [7d 3c Js Ad 3h]
Seat 2: stop_you showed [3d 3s] and won ($562) with four of a kind, Threes
Seat 3: Extramild22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PrnceImrahil (small blind) showed [Ac As] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Threes
Seat 5: 43520931 (big blind) folded before Flop

Hey Clayton sup?

BB is a standard reg

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Pacific Game#2114332734

SB ($110)
BB ($612)
UTG ($196)
CO ($302)
Hero ($394)

Dealt to Hero AK

call, call, Hero raises to $24, fold, BB raises to $72, fold, fold, Hero raises to $154, BB raises to $612, call,

FLOP ($798) K7Q



TURN ($798) K7QT



RIVER ($798) K7QT7



Hero shows AK
(Flop 9.4%, Turn 9.1%)

BB shows AA
(Flop 90.6%, Turn 90.9%)

BB wins $794

BB: what r u doing?
BB: r u drunk?

wtfffff

i understand that posting a hand like this will get some people playing PLO, but its just too goddam funny not to post

Full Tilt Poker $3/$6 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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Hero (UTG): $651.00
MP: $893.00
CO: $759.90
BTN: $936.90
SB: $511.05
BB: $1854.65

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with T 9 7 Q
Hero raises to $21, MP calls $21, CO calls $21, 2 folds, BB calls $15

Flop: ($87.00) 8 J T (4 players)
BB bets $43.50, Hero raises to $217.50, MP INSTA COLD CALLS $217.50, CO folds, BB folds

Turn: ($565.50) 8 (2 players)
Hero cries on the inside and bets $412.50 all in, MP calls $412.50

River: ($1390.50) 2



8600 hands, +7700 for the month, gonna shoot for 50k (will have lots of time to grind at turning stone). prob wont post much more bc that will jinx myself


if anyone wants recommendations on techno i think i've worn out like 5 different playlists.

you should have sucked out on him, given that ******ed sass

brag: parents came back from overseas and gave me a TAG, holler.

i really wanna show the ev graph ofmine but then i'd get instant doomswitched. I'm scurred.

Shoulda told them that TAG is so 2003, LAG is where it's at now.

K I'm gonna play 1 table of 100PLO and if I lose your ass is grass

Ship the first hand:

PokerStars Game #19324700170: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/08/03 - 11:47:34 (ET)
Table 'Porphyro' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: sassetta ($120.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr.jensen46 ($95.65 in chips)
Seat 3: xX-Asian-Xx ($158.35 in chips)
Seat 4: jc_bluej ($49 in chips)
Seat 5: armyguy45A ($22.20 in chips)
Seat 6: PrnceImrahil ($98.50 in chips)
sassetta: posts small blind $0.50
Mr.jensen46: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PrnceImrahil [9h 8h Jc Td]
xX-Asian-Xx: folds
jc_bluej: calls $1
armyguy45A: raises $3.50 to $4.50
PrnceImrahil: calls $4.50
sassetta: folds
Mr.jensen46: folds
jc_bluej: folds
*** FLOP *** [7h 2s Th]
armyguy45A: bets $10.95
PrnceImrahil: raises $10.95 to $21.90
armyguy45A: calls $6.75 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($4.20) returned to PrnceImrahil
*** TURN *** [7h 2s Th] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [7h 2s Th Jh] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
armyguy45A: shows [2h Qh Ks Kc] (a flush, Queen high)
PrnceImrahil: shows [9h 8h Jc Td] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
PrnceImrahil collected $44.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $46.90 | Rake $2.30
Board [7h 2s Th Jh 2d]
Seat 1: sassetta (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Mr.jensen46 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: xX-Asian-Xx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jc_bluej folded before Flop
Seat 5: armyguy45A showed [2h Qh Ks Kc] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: PrnceImrahil (button) showed [9h 8h Jc Td] and won ($44.60) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack

wp fish!

Wasn't sure about pf but I can't be worse than 50/50 so I called.

Yeah you almost have a straight.

Is there a good offline omaha odds calculator?

I don't think so, the only one I know about (other than buying PTO) is twodimes.net.

hey, i've got an odd $45.50 sitting on Stars and would like to get it out of there. Anyone want to trade me Full Tilt money for it? PM me if you do.

This pisses me off SOOO MUCH.

THIS **** CAN ****ING STOP NOW


41/26 YOU'RE ****ING AWESOME AT THIS GAME

Hand #1
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $215.70
BTN: $425.00
SB: $330.05
BB: $94.00
UTG: $195.00
Hero (MP): $203.00

Pre Flop: Hero is MP with Q J
1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, SB calls $7, 1 fold

Flop: ($18.00) K A T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $14, SB calls $14

Turn: ($46.00) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $40, SB calls $40

River: ($126.00) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $268.05 all in, Hero calls $141 all in



Hand #2
Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $209.20
Hero (SB): $251.80
BB: $188.00
UTG: $242.60
MP: $106.70
CO: $135.85

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with K K
4 folds, Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $17, Hero raises to $50, BB calls $33

Flop: ($100.00) 2 6 J (2 players)
Hero bets $62, BB raises to $138 all in, Hero calls $76

Turn: ($376.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($376.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

None needed it's all either 50/50 or 60/40

Propokertools.com is great

Thanks for listening Stars.

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $438.80
BB: $544.10
UTG: $92.00
CO: $226.00
Hero (BTN): $197.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with T 9
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, SB calls $5, BB raises to $12, Hero calls $6, SB calls $6

Flop: ($36.00) A 9 9 (3 players)
SB bets $22, BB calls $22, Hero calls $22

Turn: ($102.00) 9 (3 players)
SB bets $108, BB calls $108, Hero calls $108

River: ($426.00) J (3 players)
SB bets $296.80 all in, BB raises to $402.10 all in, Hero calls $55 all in





-$1250 for the day, gotta get ready and head to my family's house, I wanna rostucko so bad.

would have been 10x sicker if you were deep