Hahahaha love it.

Was surprised to learn that 2+2 has their own snooker,pool and billiards thread. Why didn't you tell me Goat??? Anyway i've created a thread there so if any of you want to express how much you long to see Willie Thorne's shiny dome on your screens again (or anything else snooker related) do it here.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/16...012-a-1155241/

Sorry Goat I did come across ****ish. In a bad mood cus we've got this internet problem where it goes down whenever the phone rings/answering machine kick in. Had BT technicians out to look at it but they haven't been able to solve the problem.
Not been able to grind cus whenever I've got 15+ MTTs going after an hour or so the phone rings and I lose connection for 2 mins and it puts me on insta-tilt. Bad times.

Ah bummer, I had that problem when I was grinding during a summer about 6 years ago (good to see BT have fixed the bug....). Sent me on puke tilt as well, when the first ring would go I would think ffs not again especially when I was in the middle of a big pot. It got to the stage where I would just shove AA all in preflop as I couldn't face a disconnection. Though that was around the time iPoker introduced the all in button and you could do a lot of fake misclicks with AA

The solution we found was to plug the internet cable into the test socket, if you unscrew the front of the small box where the cable goes in, to the side of the normal socket will hopefully be a test socket. Can't promise it'll work but hopefully worth a try

Haven't worked up the courage to read the posts since last night

Apologies all round, I dont even mind the snooker talk really, it should have been a joke really, but mid way turned into a rant lol, not that you will but dont ever listen to me, and shellys im not sure what went on

like i said ill read the above posts later when i can stomach the cringe

Don't worry lol. You made a nice banterish comment and then I went below the bar unecessarily and it spiralled. No big deal.
That was this morning not last night btw. Your body clock must be fairly mangled.

hope you are happy goat, snook made a new thread (and it appears a 45yr old man has posted in it).

Finish the day down in EV: "I am cursed, nobody runs worse than me."

Finish the day up in EV: "I suck so much that I can only luckbox winning days."

Avoid EV stats for the day: "I must look at my EV stats."

6.27am = last night? Must have been a good one!

Rant was hilarious fwiw!

Hahaha so true.

Don#t be soft at least you back your talk up with a bet. Most people on here including me moan about how **** poker is. your onto a bet worth 40k and also stoke are awful but goat.... **** man city they are like the howard an full tilt of poker.... Spurs are the team to watch

You need to do the pots or she will go ape, run along!

i like spurs, BUT, so funny/typical when they drew level with utd on points and harry+ came out saying they could def win the league. then they proceed to draw with wolves at home.

Anybody know if Eunjong Byun on ipoker is the same one as is playing 100/200 on Stars just now? He was at my table the other night and i remember playing him at FT when he was a 1/2 multitabling fiend.

Love when you think you've had a massive losing session then look at results at end of session and you're 4 ptbb+.. Swhat's up with playing multicurrency I guess..

Sat there for 3 hours goin "I can't beat these damn fish, I run so bad wah wah wahhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhh snooki my life wahh "

Wolves have a habit of only bringing their A-game against top-class opposition.

read it all now, lots of funny stuff, nice post that snook too lol

I didnt even have to cringe that much in the end x

And yeah was a silly argument from both of us shellys, we usually get on about football!!

Booooooooom!

Basically starting again!! Ive taken a month off poker by accident, never planned too, just got caught up doing one thing then another and tons of drinking and not eating great, not been home much to go in the gym etc...

So yeah starting again but defo gonna be some sick beefcake

how bout you?

I just have to say, as an American who moved to Canada, and having just moved to iPoker as well, I understand maybe 15% of this thread. Is there a decoder ring or something I can get so I can understand Eurospeak?

Its going well. Been on it 3x a week. Can't rest until I'm a sicker beefcake than the goat!

Question for you sicko pros who can actually win money. how concerned are you regularly about being able to pay the rent should disaster strike, or do you have X months rent in the bag whatever happens, do you have disaster plans in place or do you swing by the seat of your pants?

Just asking because my company seems in big trouble (redundancies etc) and I'm looking for options. Being a donkament pro is tempting but also v scary what with the variance and whatwith. I'm pretty sure I am better than a lot of the donkament 'pros' out there today (on ipoker anyway), because a lot of them seem to play really badly (and a lot are just nits).

Thanks!

Seriously are you people more concerned about talking about some random snooker nonsense or about ipoker seemingly quietly banning players who ppl on 2p2 have been moaning about for months for collusions and cheating. Please read my post above.

^If you're talking about the bots, I don't think they colluded. Plus they were not really v.g at bumhunting.

He's talking about those Chinese colluders who apparently just vanished, if they're gone then good, what more do you want to know?