So, I just realized that I put the worst beat that I ever have on someone today (1.8%). Now, we all have 1 outtered someone at some point (set under set and BINK!), but I got one that beats that:


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shamboka (UTG): $94.80
Hero (CO): $75.60
Jiboy1337 (BTN): $50.00
Egotrip55 (SB): $68.15
portoluxe (BB): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with A J
shamboka raises to $2, Hero calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 4 2 J (2 players)
shamboka bets $3.50, Hero raises to $11, shamboka raises to $33, Hero raises to $73.60, shamboka calls $40.60

Turn: ($151.95) 3 (2 players)

River: ($151.95) 5 (2 players)



To be honest, it wasn't poorly played, imo...he was the target at the table and was absolutely atrocious. I was utterly shocked that I wasn't ahead here, tbh. He was that bad.

But boy, it kills the ole EV for the day, heh. Hell, I had already chalked it up to a loss, obviously, and couldn't figure out for a second why the pot was being shipped to me. As bad as I ran over the weekend, this was a nice gift.

Decided to dip into a little bit of last months winnings and spoil myself for being a lucksack. Off to the mountains in a few days see you all in a week..... if I make it out alive lol

damn canadians and your snow and mountains

sick brag tho

ty bandin

vvv sick brag

he was prob grinding the ft academy challenges...i never saw him minbet this much b4, but hes still terrible usually fwiw

sometimes he 3bets 90% of hands so you just sit tight and wait foir a hand then ship it in and hope it holds.

You are a sicko

GWAHHHH...and mksp949381 is like the biggest fish i've seen in a long time

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Jorisa (BB): $570.05
IMRAZIN (UTG): $441.50
kklonoa (MP): $393.70
alexg113 (CO): $438.60
mksp949381 (BTN): $1760.40
Hero (SB): $488.70

Pre Flop: ($4.80) Hero is SB with A A
IMRAZIN raises to $8, 2 folds, mksp949381 calls $8, Hero raises to $34, Jorisa calls $32, IMRAZIN calls $26, mksp949381 calls $26

Flop: ($137.80) A 7 7 (4 players)
Hero checks, Jorisa checks, IMRAZIN checks, mksp949381 bets $137.80, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $137.80, Jorisa folds, IMRAZIN calls $137.80

Turn: ($551.20) 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, IMRAZIN checks, mksp949381 checks

River: ($551.20) 4 (3 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $316.60 all in, IMRAZIN calls $269.40 all in, mksp949381 folds

Final Pot: $1090.00
IMRAZIN shows 7 7 (four of a kind, Sevens)
Hero shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
IMRAZIN wins $1087.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Anyone mind answering a few 6m rookie questions?

Just curious what the standard taggy or semi-lag pre-flop stats look like. Mainly looking for pfr/vpip/3b and some approximation of 3b oop v steals would be cool too.

tyvm

21/17, 3b=6%, 3b vs. late pos. open = 10%

Oh forgot about dogishead, dunno how many videos he has on CR or how regularly he does them but certainly worth watching. All his stuff on DC was excellent.
Doesn't matter that it's HU, worth watching for every 6max player even if you never play HU

Just handed this out... UPS!

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Hero (BB): $406.90
BTN/SB: $117.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 5 3
BTN/SB raises to $3, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) 4 A 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN/SB calls $6

Turn: ($18.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $18, BTN/SB raises to $54, Hero raises to $179, BTN/SB calls $54.50 all in

River: ($235.00) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

When I saw your hand turn up I was like "that's gross." But I did lose set over set in a 400bb pot at 2/4, so I didn't feel too bad for you, lol. Wish I could've stayed at that able 400bbs deep with that dude.

wow so many of the 200nl hu regs suck so bad!
btw im going to start massive multitableing on ftp when i get my latop back... smashed the screen. until then im just going to be playing hu. but seems like 90% of the regs are terrible bunhunters!

f**kin rigged

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Hero (BTN): $58.00
SB: $50.25
BB: $110.90
UTG: $50.75
MP: $52.10
CO: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 7 7
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) A 7 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $14.50, BB requests TIME, BB raises to $109.40 all in, Hero calls $42 all in

Turn: ($116.25) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($116.25) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $116.25
Hero shows 7 7 (a full house, Sevens full of Eights)
BB shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
BB wins $113.25
(Rake: $3.00)

IS IT NOW?

uhm, posting standard beats from cheeseburger stakes does not make you very popular here

A gift for you guys. Get it while it's hot.

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SB: $100.65
BB: $68.95
UTG: $110.45 (player: dont*GO*taze*me*RILLA*ho)
CO: $101.50
Hero (BTN): $122.10

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 2 folds, UTG calls $7

Flop: ($21.50) 4 6 Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $14, UTG calls $14

Turn: ($49.50) 2 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $33, UTG calls $33

River: ($115.50) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets $53.45 all in, Hero calls $53.45

Final Pot: $222.40
UTG shows 9 6 (a pair of Sixes)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $219.40
(Rake: $3.00)

I now we're SSNLer ballers and everything, but you probably should shop around for cheaper cheeseburgers

yea, Norway is pretty expensive...

cant be hating on them bunhunters



yum

This type os sh*t doesn't belong here. Stop posting hands like this in this thread.

LOL

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