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08-16-2013 , 05:42 PM
I wish Klink would teach all of us Window lickers a lesson. I want to learn
08-16-2013 , 06:19 PM
Klink provided atleast a nice discussion about the hand, but my god I thought I was an ******* =D
08-16-2013 , 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by curve
Klink provided atleast a nice discussion about the hand, but my god I thought I was an ******* =D
Surely you jest. He just says pre is thin, flop is ok, turn and river are good. Then he berates everyone. I wanna know moar
08-16-2013 , 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by cakewalk
Surely you jest. He just says pre is thin, flop is ok, turn and river are good. Then he berates everyone. I wanna know moar
This level of conversation is beneath me.
08-16-2013 , 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
This level of conversation is beneath me.
You are risking sounding like a bigger douche here, friend.
08-16-2013 , 10:01 PM
lol hand is terrible.
08-17-2013 , 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by terp
guy was a certified 80vpip droolbox who donked randomly and repeatedly without regard to board texture/changes.
but dude, his line was way better than yours
08-17-2013 , 02:16 AM
Well there have been more posts in the topic in one day because of klink than there have been in the last month so it's all good.
08-17-2013 , 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
lol hand is terrible.
08-17-2013 , 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Randiek
Well there have been more posts in the topic in one day because of klink than there have been in the last month so it's all good.


08-17-2013 , 07:05 AM
boom, you are welcome for the brain stimulation and such. Hit me up for coaching if you want further instruction on how to rape.

terp lets play some poker let me know how much i have to pay you per hand for some action my man. You are the best.
08-17-2013 , 07:11 AM
Yeh, you can tell klink is a highstakes player now by his attitude.
08-17-2013 , 07:14 AM
i lose at high stakes, probably going to quit poker soon to do something else. Dat fish played the hand pretty good, congrats on clicking buttons ape.
08-17-2013 , 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by terp
From regs pov obv.
08-17-2013 , 10:29 AM
These last two pages are gold.
08-17-2013 , 10:30 AM
don't mean to distract from Klink's troll but...

http://www.fulltiltpokerclaims.com/

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Important Update About the Start of the Claims Process

Starting on September 16, 2013, GCG will email a Notice with instructions on how to submit a Petition for Remission online to all potentially eligible claimants identified by GCG utilizing data supplied by Full Tilt Poker ("FTP"). The deadline to submit a Petition for Remission is November 15, 2013. Instructions concerning the filing of Petitions will be included in the Notice and will be posted on this website. Please continue to check this website for updates. Please note that the registration process for email notification is no longer available.
08-17-2013 , 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
Yeh, you can tell klink is a highstakes player now by his skill.
fyp
08-17-2013 , 05:45 PM
I'm surprised klink can even physically see the link to SSNL in the sidebar anymore tbh, the letters "SS" are just too beneath him
08-17-2013 , 08:50 PM
klink only has sex with the gurl on top. in any other position, she's beneath him
08-17-2013 , 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
This was excellent. I literally spit out my coffee this morning upon reading this hah.
08-18-2013 , 10:03 AM
When you only play with the world's elite high stakes players, you forget how to play against droolers.
08-18-2013 , 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by LT22
When you only play with the world's elite high stakes players, you forget how to play against droolers.
You either die a pro or live long enough to see yourself become the drooler
08-18-2013 , 12:50 PM
have some of the worst poison ivy of my life right now.

I went fishing and cast a brand new 13 dollar lure into a tree. I went to go retrieve it, and after trying to shake it out of the tree for 5 minutes or so, realized I was hanging from the fattest poison ivy vine I have ever seen.

The aftermath:
Spoiler:
08-18-2013 , 01:55 PM
That is a big deal chaos you alright?
08-18-2013 , 08:59 PM
too bad you're not klink. he would've realised the poison ivy was beneath him instantly.

      
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