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09-10-2012 , 07:34 PM


Starting the football season off right with a 9ers win and some State Bird St. Louis Style ribs.

Pic isn't quite as glazed looking as I'd like, so I might make another saucier batch tonight for the game.

How to:

http://www.eatdrinkcheer.com/portfol...himi-togarashi
09-10-2012 , 08:04 PM
nice

btw

Momofuku cookbook is on its way as we speak
09-10-2012 , 08:05 PM
looks awesome as always snipe. I'm salivating at 2am now
09-11-2012 , 11:32 AM
Can someone explain the 'Return on Investment Index' here? http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/

'The relative likelihood that an individual voter would determine the Electoral College winner.' Florida is at 2.5, is that 2.5 to actual people who vote in FL ratio or actual people who vote in USA ratio or other??
09-11-2012 , 03:30 PM
Thought I'd share something the girlfriend and I love to do every time we go to Vegas. We usually pick one day to play casino golf. I'm sure some of you have heard of pub crawl golf, try to hit as many bars as you can on a 9 or 18 bar (# of holes) route. Usually the game is played by getting 1 drink and drinking it as fast as possible, with each "sip" or "gulp" being a stroke. So if the hole calls for a beer and the par is 3 for that beer, if you chug the whole thing without it ever leaving your lips, you just hit a hole in 1 on a par 3 so you're -2. Negative = good in golf obviously.

We played this way last time with friends in Vegas and didn't like it as much as the way we have done it in the past. We play that each drink at a casino is worth a different amount of strokes. This allows both of us to a) have more than 1 drink at a given casino and b) not have to sit there and slam our drink in front of a blackjack table all at once.

Both are fun but whatever, we chose our modified golf rules.


The premise:

Basically the objective is to visit 18 casinos in one long ass trek. This is the first time we're doing Fremont Street in the mix of casinos, usually we just do the strip. We've gone to Fremont a few times in the past and what we like about Fremont is the gambling is cheap and the drinks are plentiful. The overall atmosphere is just right for casino golf. Usually we would start at one end of the strip and make our way up and back.

On average 18 holes takes about 18 hours due to walking between casinos and not being able to peel my gf off the blackjack or roulette table (or vice versa). This year will probably be no different and it will be the first time we're going to take a cab between holes (from Fremont to the Strip). We've put an emphasis on dingy casinos because when you're gambling in the pit for 18 hours, losses can get ugly and cheap casinos allow for more gambool.

Anyway, just thought I'd share something different I like to do in Vegas. We've done it each of our last four visits to Vegas. We've made it 16 holes, 11 holes, and 18 holes the last 3 attempts. Can't recall if there were more prior to that.

Below is an image of the template I use. We've modified it every year, this year is a whole new version. We use one side to track games played and winnings/losses and the other side to track number of drinks. We used to do it all on one side.

Each drink correlates to a number of strokes, the stronger the drink, the lower the score. Penalties for all sorts of other stuff. Watering holes where you can't use the bathroom at certain casinos, and other holes where the leader picks drinks.

Wish us luck, we'll be doing this on Sunday the 22nd as of right now.

also, in before:
[x] confirmed gay sailor boy
[x] thinly veiled brag that my gf has no penis (that i know of)
[x] we're degenerates

You all should try some time though, great way to spend 15-20 hours. Let me know if you ever want the excel template.





pics are from previous visits and meant to be "funny" but feel free to make fun of me at will
09-11-2012 , 03:37 PM
oh and 2 things I forgot are

-whoever wins the most gambling at each hole gets an additional -2 strokes
-we print this thing out, laminate it at kinko's and update it with a sharpie as we bounce from casino to casino
09-11-2012 , 04:33 PM
seems awesome
09-11-2012 , 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wraths Unanimous
Can someone explain the 'Return on Investment Index' here? http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/

'The relative likelihood that an individual voter would determine the Electoral College winner.' Florida is at 2.5, is that 2.5 to actual people who vote in FL ratio or actual people who vote in USA ratio or other??
each vote in florida has 2.5x more value in determining president than a state with 1x
09-11-2012 , 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kylephilly
oh and 2 things I forgot are

-whoever wins the most gambling at each hole gets an additional -2 strokes
-we print this thing out, laminate it at kinko's and update it with a sharpie as we bounce from casino to casino
Personal hero.

She have a sister?
09-11-2012 , 10:24 PM
why isnt there a beer option on the card?

what is a likely winning score for the round?
09-11-2012 , 11:05 PM
She does have a sister but she's taken. I stopped drinking beer two years ago to lose my beer gut and never looked back, she doesn't drink beer. Average score is hard to say sample size is small and we've tinkered with scoring each year.
09-12-2012 , 05:05 AM
Oh **** yeah, they're turning Universal studies Japan into a giant resident evil attraction

http://kotaku.com/5942495/resident-e...ium=socialflow

This is only like 45 minutes from where I live, so gonna go with my gf
09-12-2012 , 08:37 AM
Bought a used car on Saturday, picking it up today... can't wait to get rid of my old beater Cavalier.
09-12-2012 , 02:46 PM
kyle, how ****ing drunk are you by time you finish that up?
09-12-2012 , 03:11 PM
What'd you get craigger?
09-12-2012 , 03:18 PM
09-12-2012 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by shipit2kg
What'd you get craigger?
08 Honda Accord Coupe
09-12-2012 , 03:44 PM
WTF how is that cow making lingerie commercials
09-12-2012 , 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crozbee
kyle, how ****ing drunk are you by time you finish that up?
depends on how hard you're looking to party, but due to walking in between casinos which can sometimes take 10-20 minutes I'd say you're more consistently drunk/buzzed than you are sloppy.. that is until the final 4 holes when you're both delirious and just plain drunk
09-12-2012 , 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by craiggerz
08 Honda Accord Coupe
Bit of an upgrade over a cavalier, congrats
09-12-2012 , 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kylephilly
depends on how hard you're looking to party, but due to walking in between casinos which can sometimes take 10-20 minutes I'd say you're more consistently drunk/buzzed than you are sloppy.. that is until the final 4 holes when you're both delirious and just plain drunk
Camel packs filled with a mixed drink, that you drink while walking, then weighed at the end, less weight giving -x strokes would be interesting.
09-12-2012 , 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wraths Unanimous
Camel packs filled with a mixed drink, that you drink while walking, then weighed at the end, less weight giving -x strokes would be interesting.
this is a genius idea
09-12-2012 , 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Randiek
WTF how is that cow making lingerie commercials
i dont have a penchant for chubby girls by any stretch, but i found her pretty sexy. obv they're gonna shoot the commercial that way, but still.
09-12-2012 , 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by El P
i dont have a penchant for chubby girls by any stretch, but i found her pretty sexy. obv they're gonna shoot the commercial that way, but still.
Agreed. At first I was thinking whoah she's pretty big, but she's actually pretty sexy as the clip goes on. Post that in BBV and you would get 300 25yo virgins commenting on how they would never have sex with a whale like that.
09-12-2012 , 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The-fryke
Agreed. At first I was thinking whoah she's pretty big, but she's actually pretty sexy as the clip goes on. Post that in BBV and you would get 300 25yo virgins commenting on how they would never have sex with a whale like that.
rofl +1

      
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