to wait for aces/kings/really sick hand, and push your 55% equity !!

gogogogogogogogogogo

there's usually not much waiting for this... =)

are you ready for this? doo doo

^^^

Jesus snort. All 1-2?

on the hilarity scale, this up middle top

that graph is from last year, up to 2/4 started at .25/.5 bits of 5/10 and tiny bit of 10/20
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Holden82 (CO): $89.50
Hero (BTN): $111.40
CoogDog (SB): $41.55
mth53 (BB): $45.55
donfunghi (UTG): $95.50

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with 8 A 5 J
1 fold, Holden82 calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, CoogDog calls $4, mth53 calls $3.50, Holden82 calls $3.50

Flop: ($18.00) J J K (4 players)
CoogDog checks, mth53 bets $1, Holden82 folds, Hero raises to $10, CoogDog folds, mth53 calls $9

Turn: ($38.00) 2 (2 players)
mth53 checks, Hero bets $38, mth53 calls $31.05 all in

River: ($100.10) 7

Snort's graph looks like my yearly graph except for the part where it goes up.

you could at least give me $4 when i check it to you twice

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Woolygimp (MP): $185.50
jrbq58 (CO): $329.30
SheaPoker (BTN): $261.45
BigCityBanker (SB): $362.75
Entropy xx (BB): $217.55
nofearr (UTG): $40.00

Pre Flop: BigCityBanker is SB with 3 J J 7
4 folds, BigCityBanker calls $1, Entropy xx checks

Flop: ($4.00) J Q J (2 players)
BigCityBanker checks, Entropy xx checks

Turn: ($4.00) Q (2 players)
BigCityBanker checks, Entropy xx checks

River: ($4.00) 7 (2 players)
BigCityBanker bets $3.80, Entropy xx folds

Let's look on the bright slide.

dont worry people! I started to realise there may be something wrong and tried to fix my leaks



and i should never have left the safety of plo100

Lol guy was liek 82 37 over 100 hands. This PLO thing is really funny.

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CO: $334.65
Hero (BTN): $313.00
SB: $397.30
BB: $200.00
UTG: $241.90
MP: $369.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with T Q J A
1 fold, MP calls $2, CO raises to $6, Hero raises to $23, SB calls $22, BB calls $21, 1 fold, CO calls $17

Flop: ($94.00) T Q 2 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $60, SB folds, BB folds, CO calls $60

Turn: ($214.00) 7 (2 players)
CO bets $80, Hero raises to $230 all in, CO calls $150

River: ($674.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

wtf I just lost like 9 buyins in 500 hands.. including a 500 bb pot at the end with a Nutflush draw and nut mega wrap against top 2 in a 3 bet pot. obv I also tilt bluffed the nuts once on the river and ran a 3 barrell bluff with the naked king of clubs that got picked off by a time banking jack high flush on the river. this after getting sucked out on like 6 times in a row. i'm still running at 22bb/100 hands for may over the 11k hands ive played on stars so I guess I had this coming. i'm still ****ing pissed. **** you omaha

**** YOU OMAHA
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You play how many hands over how many days? :O

total hands: 60396
Total days graphed: 130

60396/130=464.58

I really am brain dead at times; I was distracted and thought I had AKQJ or something. While it's nice when you can get away with something every now and then, I still hate winning due to my stupidity; bad karma if nothing else.

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UTG: $151.35
Hero (CO): $128.10
BTN: $93.95
SB: $102.80
BB: $178.75

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with T 3 A K
UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 1 fold, SB calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: ($11.00) Q T 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $9, SB raises to $36, Hero raises to $118.45, SB calls $62.30 all in

Turn: ($207.60) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($207.60) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Lol, I'm villain in that hand.

I remembered I said "wtf" after that hand, cause I though you were a pretty good reg.

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BTN: $125.20
SB: $316.90
Hero (BB): $190.80
UTG: $257.75
MP: $200.00
CO: $263.60

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with J J 7 7
3 folds, BTN raises to $7, SB calls $6, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($21.00) J T 6 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $19.95, SB calls $19.95, Hero raises to $99, BTN raises to $118.20 all in, SB raises to $309.90 all in, Hero calls $84.80 all in

Turn: ($506.80) 5 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($506.80) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

I thought the name looked familiar, but I wasn't sure. I was tempted to say something at the table, but I never know how it's going to be received (by the other person or the rest of the table), so I figured I'd save it and put my stupidity on display for the whole board.

Some ppl might think this line just lets ppl catch up, but usually the flop raiser has a set (obv he is a fish here lol) that he will felt to me on the turn, and not necessarily on the flop.

That being said, this is the 2nd time this week I've lost a 3-way pot with top set after having 75%+ equity when the money went in. I do think playing it this way is +ev, but someone could convince me otherwise...

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BTN: $48.40
Hero (SB): $29.20
BB: $25.00
UTG: $21.25
MP: $22.30
CO: $22.25

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with J Q J T
UTG calls $0.25, MP raises to $1.10, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.10, Hero calls $1, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.85

Flop: ($4.65) 5 2 J (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP bets $2.30, BTN raises to $6.90, Hero calls $6.90, UTG folds, MP calls $4.60

Turn: ($25.35) 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $14.30 all in, BTN calls $14.30, Hero raises to $21.20 all in, BTN calls $6.90

River: ($82.05) T

Villain rebated me after the hand for playing KK this way, but i couldn't understand how he could rep a really strong hand here. And when i'm confused, i click call...

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BB: $12.70
Hero (UTG): $25.00
MP: $32.65
CO: $6.80
BTN: $67.35
SB: $23.30

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with K 5 6 K
Hero raises to $0.85, 3 folds, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.95) 2 3 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.65, SB calls $1.65

Turn: ($5.25) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.95, SB calls $3.95

River: ($13.15) J (2 players)
SB bets $8, Hero calls $8

I like the play, but at this level, people are dumb enough to pay you off anyways. Too bad they both hit.

Barf:

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Hero (BTN/SB): $744.90
BB: $336.10

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with 7 Q 5 K
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($36.00) 4 A 6 (2 players)
BB bets $32, Hero calls $32

Turn: ($100.00) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $100, Hero raises to $400, BB calls $186.10 all in

River: ($672.20) 9

LOL Callaments:

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BTN/SB: $2894.45
Hero (BB): $536.80

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with Q 9 T 7
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, BTN/SB calls $12

Flop: ($36.00) A 5 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $36, BTN/SB calls $36

Turn: ($108.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $108, BTN/SB calls $108

River: ($324.00) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $324, Hero calls $324

yikes i hope he didn't get his whole stack from you.

That rivals the Q2o call vs jipsters 33 on 2789T board for spewiness in live cash last friday...