my gawd, how easy high stakes is

partypoker, Omaha Pot Limit - $2/$5 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: $786.37 (157 bb)
MP: $500.00 (100 bb)
CO: $2,965.80 (593 bb)
BU: $505.00 (101 bb)
SB: $498.40 (100 bb)
BB (Hero): $1,610.57 (322 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($7) Hero is BB with 2♠ Q♠ 5♣ 2♣
UTG raises to $17, 3 players fold, SB calls $15, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($51) 2♦ 3♥ 6♠ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $36.33, UTG calls $36.33, SB folds

Turn: ($123.66) 3♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $60.33, UTG calls $60.33

River: ($244.32) 7♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $180.99, UTG raises to $672.71 (all-in), Hero calls $491.72

Total pot: $1,589.74 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
UTG shows A♥ Q♥ A♣ 6♦ (two pair, Aces and Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 65%, Flop: 12%, Turn: 10%, River: 0%)

BB (Hero) shows 2♠ Q♠ 5♣ 2♣ (a full house, Twos full of Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 35%, Flop: 88%, Turn: 90%, River: 100%)

BB (Hero) wins $1,586.74

this escalated quickly guys. just meant to take a 2 buyin shot after finishing my challenge lol. Ez life

partypoker, Omaha Pot Limit - $2/$5 - 5 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG (Hero): $2,301.72 (460 bb)
CO: $689.00 (138 bb)
BU: $550.45 (110 bb)
SB: $790.12 (158 bb)
BB: $546.10 (109 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($7) Hero is UTG with T♣ 4♠ K♠ 2♣
Hero raises to $17, CO 3-bets to $58, 3 players fold, Hero 4-bets to $181, CO calls $123

Flop: ($369) T♠ 3♦ K♦ (2 players)
Hero bets $366, CO raises to $508 (all-in), Hero calls $142

Turn: ($1,385) 3♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1,385) 2♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $1,385 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
CO shows Q♣ 8♦ 7♦ 5♣ (a pair of Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 52%, Flop: 35%, Turn: 20%, River: 0%)

UTG (Hero) shows T♣ 4♠ K♠ 2♣ (two pair, Kings and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 48%, Flop: 65%, Turn: 80%, River: 100%)

UTG (Hero) wins $1,382

Any old timers going to be in Vegas next week? I haven't played poker outside of austin in a long time but gonna be out there next week for the wsop Plo events
Message me if you wanna grab drinks on Friday or Saturday
I registered for wsop.com so I can play some on there while in Nevada and was happy that nobody had snagged the legendary screenname "rebuyroope"

my gawd, how easy high stakes is

PokerStars - $20 PL Hi FAST (2 max) - Omaha Hi - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (SB): 100 BB
BB: 103.91 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7 K 4 K

Hero raises to 3 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) 2 K 5
BB checks, Hero bets 3.96 BB, BB raises to 10.88 BB, Hero calls 6.92 BB

Turn: (27.76 BB, 2 players) A
BB bets 9.13 BB, Hero calls 9.13 BB

River: (46.02 BB, 2 players) 5
BB bets 45.93 BB, Hero raises to 76.99 BB and is all-in, BB calls 31.05 BB

Hero shows 7 K 4 K (Full House, Kings full of Fives)
(Pre 65%, Flop 67%, Turn 18%)
BB shows 3 4 5 5 (Four of a Kind, Fives)
(Pre 35%, Flop 33%, Turn 83%)
BB wins 199.91 BB


not.

how do you guys manage PartyPoker hudwise? So only session stats are allowed or what?

Are there only anonymous tables on party?

what is happening

you are mortal after all?

well only between for those twenty minutes between hand 300 and hand 450 ...then came hand 527 and hand 695... nothing mortal about that..

speaking of which.. can we see 695 pretty please? my guess is set under set and bink

claimed back my EV they stole from me. they will learn respect pretty quickly.

sometimes I wonder if Im actually that great, or everyone else just so stupid

partypoker, Omaha Pot Limit - $5/$10 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: $708.66 (71 bb)
MP: $1,134.00 (113 bb)
CO (Hero): $1,598.00 (160 bb)
BU: $1,787.05 (179 bb)
SB: $1,057.41 (106 bb)
BB: $514.68 (51 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($15) Hero is CO with 9♦ A♦ T♠ A♠
2 players fold, Hero raises to $35, BTN calls $35, 1 fold, BB 3-bets to $145, Hero 4-bets to $475, 1 fold, BB calls $330

Flop: ($990) 4♣ 4♦ 6♥ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $987, BB calls $39.68 (all-in)

Turn: ($1,069.36) J♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1,069.36) T♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $1,069.36 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
CO (Hero) shows 9♦ A♦ T♠ A♠ (two pair, Aces and Fours)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 71%, Flop: 95%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

BB shows K♥ Q♥ 2♣ 8♠ (a pair of Fours)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 29%, Flop: 5%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

CO (Hero) wins $1,066.36

peasent tried to bluff the king. he instantly left table and probably killed himself.
the god of gods keeps taking and taking

partypoker, Omaha Pot Limit - $5/$10 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG (Hero): $992.00 (99 bb)
MP: $1,755.05 (176 bb)
CO: $1,067.41 (107 bb)
BU: $870.34 (87 bb)
SB: $975.00 (98 bb)
BB: $1,149.00 (115 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($15) Hero is UTG with A♠ 7♣ 8♠ K♦
Hero raises to $35, 2 players fold, BTN calls $35, 2 players fold

Flop: ($85) K♣ 8♦ 7♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $61.50, BTN calls $61.50

Turn: ($208) J♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $102.50, BTN calls $102.50

River: ($413) 3♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $410, Hero calls $410

Total pot: $1,233 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
BU shows 2♣ K♥ T♥ A♦ (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 48%, Flop: 24%, Turn: 24%, River: 0%)

UTG (Hero) shows A♠ 7♣ 8♠ K♦ (two pair, Kings and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 52%, Flop: 76%, Turn: 76%, River: 100%)

UTG (Hero) wins $1,230

close to 10k roll again after cashing out 9k after the 1-10k bankroll challenge.
So we have 20k (with rakeback) after 2 weeks of playing. I mean some of you guys must be in tears by now. Even the highstakes are no challenge for the king of kings. Running up a two buy in shottake from 1k to 10k in 2 days. This is really getting boring. Where is the challenge guys? I mean how can you all be so bad, this forum is almost dead, everyone losing. Donating to the king.

Watch how after I completely annihilated PLO100 a week ago suddenly 5 threads popped up with "PLO100 what to do here?" LOL. People are completely puzzled. The king already moved on pussys. If you spend more than 2 weeks on PLO100 you plain and simply s*ck. I would probably hang myself If I had to play that limit longer than a week.

Woke up and decided to take a poor souls scalp before going to bed again.



People messaging me on the pokersites "Who are you?",... who I am?
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

plz post more hands and updates

Hubris thy name is Zoja.

Dont worry, I wont challenge ur 15k posts

I'm not sure you know what Ozymandias is about

how do I not, even my greatness will once fade away

Jesus christ what I am doing to these scrubs is insane. people think Im cheating left and right. lol I can imagine how scary it must be. How I always know what move a person is going to make and what range they are playing. But I have to respect him for his move, he had balls, he had guts. unfortunately you are playing against a god

You will never reach my level

UTG: $625.80 (125 bb)
MP: $1,024.69 (205 bb)
CO (Hero): $821.43 (164 bb)
BU: $285.36 (57 bb)
SB: $347.78 (70 bb)
BB: $823.00 (165 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($7) Hero is CO with 9♥ 4♦ K♥ K♠
2 players fold, Hero raises to $17, 2 players fold, BB calls $12

Flop: ($36) 9♠ 6♣ T♥ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $17.10, BB raises to $54, Hero calls $36.90

Turn: ($144) 4♥ (2 players)
BB bets $138, Hero calls $138

River: ($420) J♥ (2 players)
BB bets $278, Hero calls $278

Total pot: $976 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
BB shows T♣ 8♣ J♦ 5♥ (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 42%, Flop: 62%, Turn: 38%, River: 0%)

CO (Hero) shows 9♥ 4♦ K♥ K♠ (a flush, King high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 58%, Flop: 38%, Turn: 63%, River: 100%)

CO (Hero) wins $973

What a scrub you are... not shoving a king high flush there for value.

Ha ha,so true.Looks like even god is playing with scary money.

Guys I was chilling in my garden like a king after a won battle, was walking barefooted through the grass, enjoying life then suddenly I stepped on a bee and she stung me right on the side of my foot where the skin is soft.

I knew they would find a way to beat me one day but I never imagined it would be like this.

Bee: 1 MichelAngelo: 0

I might die here, like the great Achilles. Tell the newbies my tale, how I ruled my kingdom and how I died a heroic death. Use my funds to hire Brad Pitt for another movie

GG

I am the greatest

UTG: $381.68 (191 bb)
CO: $157.48 (79 bb)
BU: $453.92 (227 bb)
SB (Hero): $539.53 (270 bb)
BB: $200.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is SB with T♥ 9♠ T♦ 7♥
1 fold, CO raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero calls $6, 1 fold

Flop: ($16) 7♣ 2♣ 8♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $11.40, Hero calls $11.40

Turn: ($38.80) 4♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $27.64, Hero calls $27.64

River: ($94.08) 5♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $68.31, Hero calls $68.31

Total pot: $230.70 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
CO shows A♣ 8♠ T♠ J♠ (a pair of Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 47%, Flop: 29%, Turn: 20%, River: 0%)

SB (Hero) shows T♥ 9♠ T♦ 7♥ (a pair of Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 53%, Flop: 71%, Turn: 80%, River: 100%)

SB (Hero) wins $227.70

You ask where my monumental winrates come from. How I win every day, destroy every table, every limit?

You scrubs would have lead bluffed the river, but because I know that he has dogsh*t I know he is gonna bluff too, so I C/R him and gain additional value.

Do you understand now why you will never be like me, do you get it now why im the greatest, why they will one day call me Megas MichelAngelos, the greatest of them all. Do you see now how there is lightyears between me and you?

Man I should really stop teaching you scrubs poker. I could charge for this and make another 100k but because Im already rich and just f*king around I will throw some enlightment on you once in while, like jesus did

UTG: $212.05 (106 bb)
MP: $200.00 (100 bb)
CO: $200.00 (100 bb)
BU: $106.80 (53 bb)
SB: $91.25 (46 bb)
BB (Hero): $669.77 (335 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is BB with 6♠ K♣ A♠ 9♥
UTG raises to $6, MP calls $6, 2 players fold, SB calls $5, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($24) 7♠ 2♦ 3♠ (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $14, 2 players fold, Hero calls $14

Turn: ($52) Q♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: ($52) 8♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $32, Hero raises to $145.40, UTG folds

Total pot: $116 (Rake: $3)
BB (Hero) wins $113




Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

I like how the king is hiding his nick